Pan cakes

George Santos is trying out different personalities to figure out which one will work for the next viral bit. Truly the Dan Hentschel of politics

Playing Signalis, wondering when the Yuri is gonna happen. No way am I butchering these undead replikas for nothing?

Loving Hades 2 so far

Mmm breakfast sammich

If only I could feel schadenfreude at myself. Like if I stubbed my toe instead of saying "ouch" I'd say "hahaha take that you prick"

If you needed an excuse not to waste $89 on over-hyped slop

I need him to win so bad

Yeah, I have a PhD (Post-Halloween Depression)

Skinballs

Three divas stand before me; stitched together into the ultimate twunk

Oh no! Your feed does not have enough Halloween spirit. Here, let me help you.

When the body is snatched but the hair is giving Orange County

Can confirm the new Frankenstein movie is fantastic. I had been waiting my entire life for that movie and didn't realize it. If you love the book and are a fan of Del Toro you owe it to yourself to go see it

bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken

this is what posting with you guys feels like

If you see a parent stealing baby formula these next few weeks, you better turn around and shut ya mouth

I love Bluesky

equilibrium 2 trailer [real]

JP does not miss

Me when I fight Nazis: oh boy can't wait to tattoo your hate symbols all over my body when this is all over! 😃

I will now forever associate the name "Halligan" with crippling incompetence

Unironically fill your feed with Hopecore videos. Your algorithm wants to scare you and keep you down- force feed it hope till that’s all you see

For some reason this is not on the front page of every major publication in the country. Even in the SF Chronicle I had to scroll down to the bottom of the page, past articles about home prices which no normal person cares about lol. The media is corrupt. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

Hey @magic.wizards.com , my bad guys. I’ll take credit for Spiderman being poorly received… I’m actually sooooo influential I turned the entire consumer base against you. (Give me money to say nice things or this will happen again)

me after attending a protest

In case you were wondering where the biggest losers in the world are hanging out right now www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/d...

One weird thing about having a name like Kodo is there are about 100 people on every social media site that randomly choose Kodo as their username, often putting "the real Kodo" in their bio or something, and they're ALL LIARS. IM THE ONLY REAL KODO. ITS ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE DAMMIT. Y'ALL POSERS

Best #Folsom ever 🐾🎶 Thanks to everyone who came and danced with me. Special thanks to my beta @pup-arc.bsky.social my Daddy @noyler.com and my brofriend @kodoe-g.bsky.social for making it, I love y’all ❤️ And a HUGE thank you to my handler, for believing in me before I believed in myself, te amo 🪢

She's so back

Elder millennials are posting “I am Jimmy Kimmel” on Instagram

I'm next in line at the grocery checkout and I don't know what to do with my eyes

One day—not so long from now—you will hear a symphony of car horns honking, and people cheering in the street, and music loudly playing in all directions. And after a brief moment of being perplexed, you will know exactly what has happened.

happy gen ai bubble almost popping day to those who celebrate

They are blasting the Alex Warren version of Pink Pony Club at the airport, and I believe someone should be fired for this

Massachusetts is so nice this time of year 💗

This organza dress from Iris Van Herpen’s couture show yesterday is amazing Video via Vanessa Friedman at the NYT (Twitter handle VVFriedman)

my cousin's neighbor's horses got out last night and decided to go for a swim she texted me this and i think you should see it

it’s that time of year again

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

Opinion: The threat being bited by a Dracula is scary af. But peehaps thats exactly why we love it (Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

peaceful sleeps #art

chip in to help the Roxy Theatre in SF keep on trucking!

The concept of the crowd at Coachella yelling “THAT GIRL IN YOUR HEAD AINT REAL HOW BAD DO YOU WANT ME FOR REAL” tomorrow night