“Ideocracy was a documentary.” 😂 Oh my sweet summer children, you need to rewatch Carpenter’s “They Live.” youtu.be/GeAcikP5N7M?...

Two extended diameter rockets equipped with reentry vehicles were launched directly toward the Full Beaver Moon yesterday, as well as an additional probe to simultaneously explore the dark side. Like and follow for more explicit coverage of this mission.

It’s only a Guillotine if it’s from the Guillotine region of France. Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.

Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories. www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

A severely diminished elderly man who is showing clear signs of major organ failure and he going to go the distance? A flu would likely hospitalize him. We’ve seen evidence of at least two strokes and classic symptoms of frontotemporal dementia. Don’t take my word for it. Google all these diseases.

You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.

Lying all day everyday for Epstein’s best pal has aged this woman 10 years in the span of less than 1 year. It’s a pretty shocking transformation.

Jeffries: "The reason why they continue to unlawfully block the swearing in of Adelita Grijalva is because they are actively hiding the Epstein files from the American people. And they're protecting someone, clearly -- the wealthy, the well off, the privileged, and the well-connected."

Well, he DOES have a history of trying to incite others to murder his Vice Presidents so I’m going to assume this is true.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress nearly a month ago with 70% of the vote yet Mike Johnson refuses to swear in. This is a continuation of the Jan 6 attack that was designed to overturn an election.

MORGAN FREEMAN NARRATION: But, alas, the Democratic leadership did precisely none of these things. I would like to tell you that Chuck and Hakeem fought the good fight, but life is not a fairy tale.

#NoKings San Francisco

Frog and Todd are friends. youtube.com/shorts/H2eSV...

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Not being even vaguely sarcastic: At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

And they received instantaneous blue checks. Make of that what you will BlueSky friends. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring. Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.

Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days. Epstein Shutdown.

Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation. youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

Not throwing pumpkin spice on Jamelle, butI’m old enough to remember when my friends told me The Last Starfighter would change my life if I watched it high AF.

The air traffic controllers will soon have the opportunity to do one of the most epically funny things in aviation history when he inevitably attempts to flee.

🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com

If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs: 1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt? 2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies? 3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?

Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records.

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square. Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files. Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

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He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files. But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

So if anti-fascists are Trump’s political enemies, what does that make Trump?

I’m not a movie person, but I was saddened to hear that we lost Robert Redfield. His gruff demeanor and rugged good looks were almost star quality. He ought to have been way more famous, but that Hollywood showbiz is a heartbreaker.

As someone with a degree in art history, I have studied more than my fair share of historical Christian art. And I was along for the ride on this original Raphael until I noticed the nunchaku hanging on the doorknob. I must classify this work as a masterful, but definite fake. 8.2/10

My favorite story was a shocking confessions tale in issue #10: “MY HUSBAND SAYS I MUST LIKE IKE. BUT I WON’T! I CAN’T!! HOW COULD I EVER TELL HIM I’D LAY WITH ADLAI…?!?!”

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

remember when near five hundred people got shot in vegas and the FBI concluded that it was weird for sure but probably nothing to worry about

Greatest adventure film finale of all time. youtu.be/pN9DyoilZqE?...

So it begins. apnews.com/article/uk-m...

“We’re gonna need a bigger giant meteor.”

Charlie Kirk was a person. He might not have cared if I died, but if I don’t care that he died then I’ve already lost. I believe in the dignity of all human beings and I want to live in a society that treats each of us as sacred and ensouled.

I never would have guessed in a million lifetimes that Kenny Loggins would be the one to have called it, but here we are. youtu.be/VS52sEUqxMo?...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pivots from visually assessing “mitochondrial challenges” and “inflammation” in children in airports and on the street to biting off small chunks and swishing them around in his mouth.

Yes. This seems totally normal.

I just stumbled across a new ad for an eyewear company featuring Tilda Swinton which is literally a direct ripoff of DeStaat and Studio Smack’s hauntingly weird “Witch Doctor” music video from 2016. Compare for yourself: 🧵1/2 youtu.be/YDqjZAZOuSo?...

OPTICAL ILLUSION. Both rectangles are the exact same color. Your brain just perceives one as lighter and one as darker based on the amount of schadenfreude you are feeling.