Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

So if anti-fascists are Trump’s political enemies, what does that make Trump?

I’m not a movie person, but I was saddened to hear that we lost Robert Redfield. His gruff demeanor and rugged good looks were almost star quality. He ought to have been way more famous, but that Hollywood showbiz is a heartbreaker.

DEAR NICHE PODCASTERS: If you have forged even the tiniest community around some esoteric or eclectic bit of non-toxic ephemera, I genuinely salute you. You have made the world better by degrees, and we all ought to be thanking you for your fine efforts.

As someone with a degree in art history, I have studied more than my fair share of historical Christian art. And I was along for the ride on this original Raphael until I noticed the nunchaku hanging on the doorknob. I must classify this work as a masterful, but definite fake. 8.2/10

My favorite story was a shocking confessions tale in issue #10: “MY HUSBAND SAYS I MUST LIKE IKE. BUT I WON’T! I CAN’T!! HOW COULD I EVER TELL HIM I’D LAY WITH ADLAI…?!?!”

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

remember when near five hundred people got shot in vegas and the FBI concluded that it was weird for sure but probably nothing to worry about

Greatest adventure film finale of all time. youtu.be/pN9DyoilZqE?...

So it begins. apnews.com/article/uk-m...

“We’re gonna need a bigger giant meteor.”

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Trump threatening members of Congress not to sign the Epstein files discharge petition saying it would be a “hostile act” against him is definitely something an innocent person would do. And scheduling a military flyover in the middle of the survivor press conference is also totally normal behavior.

I never would have guessed in a million lifetimes that Kenny Loggins would be the one to have called it, but here we are. youtu.be/VS52sEUqxMo?...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pivots from visually assessing “mitochondrial challenges” and “inflammation” in children in airports and on the street to biting off small chunks and swishing them around in his mouth.

I hope the god-awful irony isn’t lost on the folks who thought he was being so damned hilarious at the time, but it probably is. *DEEP SIGH*

Yes. This seems totally normal.

I just stumbled across a new ad for an eyewear company featuring Tilda Swinton which is literally a direct ripoff of DeStaat and Studio Smack’s hauntingly weird “Witch Doctor” music video from 2016. Compare for yourself: 🧵1/2 youtu.be/YDqjZAZOuSo?...

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OPTICAL ILLUSION. Both rectangles are the exact same color. Your brain just perceives one as lighter and one as darker based on the amount of schadenfreude you are feeling.

I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.

Unbelievable. The woke MAGA mob have pressured them into going back to their original logo featuring Sir Ian McKellan and the wooden cask full of free rainbow dildos.

One day—not so long from now—you will hear a symphony of car horns honking, and people cheering in the street, and music loudly playing in all directions. And after a brief moment of being perplexed, you will know exactly what has happened.

“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.

Hakeem Jeffries, standing in front of a wall: “These so-called ‘military death squads’ and ‘Trump Tribunals’ are just a distraction from <BANG BANG BANG>

Weird how in only two months time we went from living in the dark Zack Snyder cut of reality to full-blown Paul Verhoeven global dystopia mode.

Looking forward to John Bolton’s next book “I wish I had said something sooner”. (Working title)

I have never been to a Cracky Barrel or a Steak Shake or whatever the heck you good folks are all talking about. When traveling, I take out my cell phone and look up the top affordable local eateries in whatever town or city I’m near. I have never regretted this decision. Live a life, goddamn it.

have your fun but elon really did fix the bot problem. if you had hundreds of thousands of wasps buzzing around your porch and they were all paying you $8 every month, would you think of that as a Wasp Problem? or a Wasp Solution

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

Forgive my ignorance as to international fascist diplomatic norms in the Trump era, but the Alaska meeting is nearing. So is it customary for the host dictator—or the guest dictator—to provide the children to be raped? Or does an independent modeling agency or pageant owner provide those services?

One thing that has been true, and always will be true, is that Trump doesn't have enough goons. There just aren't enough cops, federal agents, or even soldiers, to effectively occupy American cities. They can be outnumbered and run out if that's what communities want.

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Trying to muscle past this mood: youtu.be/YWAFfGpQ9lU?...

As Chairman of the Joint Congressional Going Up On The Roof Committee, I can assure the American people that we are looking into this matter.

In these, the final days of the once great empire, there is no such creature as shame.

Waited years for this opportunity.

We can’t let weird stuff like the actual, rock bottom crime rates affect our number one industry, which is the imaginary crime industrial complex

I’m sorry, folks. The event had to be canceled due to “utter tone deafness, gross incompetence, and piss poor optics.”

Look on the bright side: there is no MAGA heir apparent. Not a single one of the others have whatever inexplicable “rizz” he exudes that makes the stupids get all moist in their Fruit of the Looms. And he isn’t looking so good lately as you might have noticed.

This is really bad. We’ll see tomorrow if the administration is shitting its collective pants or acting abnormally calm. That will be the ultimate tell.

“Are you people still talking about Epstein…?!” The sour flop stench of desperation as the Trump-Epstein Coverup further intensifies. BLANCHE: “Is it too soon for another one of those fake assassination photo ops?”

Next month’s job numbers are the street you grew up on and the last thing you ate.

Fantastic Four is nearly perfect in every way. Really captures the goofy spirit of the original comics. DeVito as the voice of Galactus was totally unexpected, but I loved it!

A reminder: The perpetrators in the Epstein files are Oligarchs, and so are the ones protecting them.