Doing standup tn, very excited . (Deleting this if I bomb)

I think I discovered the secret of the lair…greed?

Looksmax and aura farm your opponents . You’re welcome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H--M...

Yall like explosions and getting married? www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wrj...

Threw 5 cents in an arc Nickel paraBolas

If you don’t like targeted removal this is for you. If you’re a removal fan…you have been ward (like warned hehe get it?) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOB-...

This deck is silly and goofy and so is the video (you should watch it)

Would be cool if this is all part of reality fracture. We start seeing secret lairs and old reserve list cards pop up in packs tje closer we get. Nicol Bolas has infiltrated the Wizards of the Coast.

Do the thing without technically having the thing… youtu.be/vacOxSD8YMI?...

Flex on your prerelease homies with this sick knowledge

With prerelease coming soon, yall need to be up to date on the lore. So here’s the entire Lorwyn Eclipsed story. youtu.be/Hzmzh8V07GQ?...

Landfall is certainly one of the mechanics of all time youtu.be/mkTeUZejLTM?...

Bee movie done. Wish everyone the best in these scary times. Im gonna be goofing and hopefully making yall laugh cuz they can’t take that away. 🐝

Going to be doing a charity stream later because Fuck ICE. What movie do you want me to do a one man show of? -Princess Bride -The Bee Movie -Muppet Treasure Island -The Lorax

2026 is the year of me cold emailing big creators and begging them to let me on their shows.

Would you like to play a mini-game… youtu.be/fetAr-vruqg?...

now THISS is what I’m talking about!!! Big swings ! Creative stuff! Also I love the Henson company with all my soul!

Saturday's spectacular Secret Partners HOTTIE POD!!!! See you there - twitch.tv/JaneJudge 1pm PST with @cassmtg.bsky.social @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social @quipsandguac.bsky.social

@tolariancommunitycollege.com I promise I’m a cool guy. Lemme guest in 2026 please 🙏🏻

When I was 13 I wanted to be a minecraft YouTuber. That was 10ish years ago. Starting tomorrow basically I’ll be doing YT and content full time. While lil bro didn’t grind content, I owe him huge for reading books, learning, and getting me to a point where now I can be silly and entertaining.

Not new but new to me! This is such a one of a kind effect in terms of game mechanics. Maybe I’m biased cuz I literally just put together a list for a video coming up but holyyyyyy

This is a perfect summation of what my entire shtick is

I’m planning a generational comedic run these next few months because holy hell it’s bleak. I have no mouth and I must laugh.

In the Command Zone straight up planeswalking “it” and by “it” haha well :) let’s just say my spark youtu.be/dbXKvW_x3ec

Jarvis. Another jerma compilation please

Required viewing for this evening

Alright gang. This is what I’m doing in 2026. (in no particular order) - GET ME THAT MF PLAYBUTTON -Twitch partner -Voice act in something awesome -make it on a UCB Harold Team -Write, read, and grow - MtG Live Gameplay - Be on Dropout These aren’t goals. I’m DOING these.

Silly little video for the holidays! youtu.be/oKC1vehFnj8

We both reached for the gun - from the Chicago movie has no right going as hard as it does. Everyone on marionette strings, puppets in his hands. Beautiful.

Ok be so for real. Planeswalkers should be able to be commanders. (Some already can be, but I mean ALL of them) What yall think (this is for a video btw)

What number comes to mind if I say a deck has a high amount of lands? (EDH)

Yet again I am yearning and boiling with creative passion (I saw a Dimension 20 edit and I’m sparked)

I don’t know why I did this to myself. youtu.be/PpZN3tNMlbY

Wizards I think when we said shorter previews we meant don’t be showing cards from sets that release in the middle of the year. Not to have 3 days and like 10 creators for the entire Lorwyn set

I don’t think you guys get it, but all this grind has been so I can be the next gen on Dropout or smosh or other improv adjacent platform . It’s all I want and it consumes me.

This is my legacy. My most viral Bluesky post and it’s about my canes affliction… the monkeys paw curls

This might be a new low. My bank credit card thinks I have a subscription to Canes…

Also please invite me to guest on your podcasts. I promise I’m cool and funny. Or if you have podcasts you like tag them hehe

Goblin Typal EDH by @quipsandguac.bsky.social

Krenko enjoyers gonna be real quiet after this one… youtu.be/C7DU9bVSVQ0

Jarvis play another jerma compilation

Sooo little side project but I’ve been writing a goofy little light novel- the first 5 chapters are available free on ma patreon. With an accompanying audio read through if you’re into the sort of thing. www.patreon.com/posts/145639...

Alternative title: the little green mana that could

Garçon! One epic sequel video please! youtu.be/FlWARnsoRBU

Gran Gran through the omenpaths as an old wise Fleem. Wizards this is literally free money

I went ahead and got started on a Starter Pack for Featured Creators at #MCVegas26 so you have one easy place to follow for event updates! I'll do my best to update as the day unfolds and people post their announcements, but comment below if I should add you! go.bsky.app/TkH1EYL

Yall can finally play along !!

If you’re going to #MCVegas and you want to be a part of the D00-DL Showdown (the spectacle play) hit me up! We still need to get the event approved, but we’d love to have some guest judges if we can!