Find this podcast on your platform. @janfran.bsky.social talks about the agony felt by Lebanese Aussies at Israel’s rolling theft of Lebanese land, with villages destroyed and one million people displaced, a thousand killed. Aus media & #Auspol mostly ignores. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/w...

I typed castle and my phone changed it to casshole, so get your 2026 update if you haven't yet

‘I would argue that this is what reading offers us: occasions for inappropriate, improbable identification. For powerful, reality-suspending identification with a character, a writer, an idea, an experience, a fantasy.’ —Kate Briggs, *This Little Art*

Question: What base is it when you make out with a Star Wars nerd? Answer: The rebel base.

Am i meant to be working from home to save the economy, or returning to the office to save the economy? Getting a lot of mixed messages these days.

Hi neighbor, can I borrow a cup of protein powder?

I ordered some mini resin ducks (for Reasons) which are supposed to be glow in the dark but they do not appear to be very glowy. Does one need to expose them to light first?

I honestly feel like that’s the lesson of the Trump era the country is gonna take the longest to learn. like oh okay so we have been lionizing the founding fathers for 250 years and it turns out they didn’t do their ONE JOB. they didn’t Mad King-proof ANYTHING! first Mad King crashed the system!!!

My poor dear Mama is in a bind: she finds me wanting to cook for us (which means fun with recipe research & kitchen jollities for me) too much as she goes through one of her aesthetic phases; but also knows anyone she complains to will probably either laugh in her face or be genuinely bewildered /2

I was a bit excited, but then N.Fillion said “we needed J*ss’s blessing, got that” and I said out loud in my room at 2am NOPE I’M OUT.

Memories of one of my favourite post-St Patrick’s Day signs from a shop in Galway a few years ago.

Making the grid cheaper to use is one of the most equitable and just forms of climate action. An EV helps the guy who can afford an EV, and a parking spot, and a driveway charger. A grid connected wind turbine helps anyone with a power point

The Australian is the most hateful rag in the country and the only reason they keep getting away with it is that their audience consists entirely of a tiny elite... one might say the Epstein class www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

A sitcom about an older woman who’s fiercely opposed to change: “Gladys Quo.” I’ll take my payment in cash, please.

stupid teeth none of my other bones need this much minty scrubbing

Been saying

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

all this time i was warned of a big butt and a smile

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

I miss the pay discrepancy bot from the other place for responding to corporate #IWD posts; but there’s still cool stuff like this Still SOME WORK to do, countries. www.instagram.com/reel/DVl015p...

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

"This is a life and death story for the UK – so why is it being brushed under the carpet?" Healthy Life Expectancy at Birth Plummeting. 📉 It is a hideous scandal that they can publish a chart as obvious as this and not even mention the words 'covid infections'.

i went to the pants store but i couldn't find any dockers, all they had with these and now i can't get in my car

As I said *in 2015* there is no “just cruel and bigoted enough” point on the racism Laffer Curve that will pay out in electoral success and prosperity. There is only the long downward spiral. What have you seen since, that suggests this was wrong?

Ah yes, Guglielmo Marconi, inventor of the wireless bra

Was just scrolling and came upon this and thought lots of us could use it right now. Also, why is Claudia carrying a jaw?😳

Mother said my asymmetric arrangement of the blinds in the front room would have made HER grandmother go nuts. But I am the first neurodivergent in the family, APPARENTLY. Got yourselves an ND kid? Start looking at all those family stories from a different perspective. That kid is a true SCION.

Please enjoy these loud cotton balls

I can’t believe The Man is trying to make us forget the pointless death of Ianto Jones. 4 EVA IN R HARTS

I guess the Henrietta Lacks settlement didn't make any impression on these fuckers.

And we will always be soo damn grateful for you and the show that made all this possible!!! #HappyBirthdayOFMD

Good lord. How much fun are they expecting people to have?!

Anathema didn't only believe in ley-lines, but in seals, whales, bicycles, rainforests, whole grain in loves, recycled paper, white South Africans out of South Africa, and Americans out of practically everywhere down to and including Long Island. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

Oh. I just bloody love him… “stolen valor” - he is non-toxicmasculinityMAXXING HERE FOR THIS ALL DAY

okay who scheduled this off prem IT meeting directly opposite a warhammer shop. you can't do that you absolute sickos.

i just looked this up because we were in dundee recently and gazed wondrously upon this dragon and it turns out it relates to a 6th century folk tale whereupon a beast was slain by a hero named... martin and that has just done me in. martin. the great and noble martin

*blood pouring out of my mouth* it’s bc of the moon

Good morning, crew!! I hope you have a terrific Tuesday!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

As an Australian I am forbidden this delicious fruit. (I have most of them anyway in multiple media forms, but can you ever have enough #Pratchett.) But if you hail from other climes, you could get into this.

I'm glad Mr Campbell (truly a great fave) has posted this, in simple words, and now, so everyone understands; I'm still peeved from when Sam Neill announced his autobiography & that he had HAD cancer, but was doing better & the headlines were 99% "SAM NEILL CANCER SHOCK (oh yeah book released too)".

I knew I always liked Sophia Brush

If you're not letting depression ruin every aspect of your life, you're doing it wrong

Why is any achievement to do with 'Sinners' reported as either an "upset" or a "surprise" or "unexpected"? (I mean we all know it's shitty racism but come ON, media, get it together). Sinners is a fantastic original movie with a superb cast, and Michael B Jordan was amazing in it, playing TWINS.