Hey @jimmykimmel.com... there's really only one move now, right? Time for you to announce your candidacy for President.

Did you know there's a strong connection between grannies and pizza? If you didn't, join the club! On this episode of 5 Random Questions, @colintrue.bsky.social explains why this is, and other random things. 👵 🍕 ⬇️ fiverandomquestions.com/colintrue

Some of us aren’t rushing to get off of the plane when the seat belt light goes off. We simply want to stand up because we’ve been sitting for literal hours. Just sayin. #travel #hottake

Fuck, the new Streetlight Manifesto music is so good, what a banger Enormous is

e16 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on gorillaz' "FEEL GOOD INC.," in which the blur guy gets to be a cartoon and de la soul finally get to be pop stars open.spotify.com/episode/3UKy...

What’s the percent of exit row people who tell the flight attendant that they’re comfortable helping in the event of an emergency but they’re lying, they’re not comfortable with that, they just want the extra legroom, and if the shit goes down they’ll freak out? Putting the over/under at 65%.

The Lovers

“For as bad as you guys make it sound, it is worse.” - a runner #bm100

I don’t buy books on Amazon. Leftover from my previous life as an indie bookseller. If you are freshly anti-Bezos, some of my favorite options: 📕 Buy Locally! Hopefully you still have a local bookshop. 📕 Bookshop.org 📕 Audio: Libby, Hoopla, Chirp, Spotify.

You know your podcast is starting to achieve real growth when after hundreds of episodes others start to tell you all the things that you should be talking about and what an asshole you are for not listening to them.

Happy Birthday to Karl Matthew Alvarez, American bassist and songwriter for both the Descendents and All, member of The Lemonheads and The Last, born on this day in 1964. #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #karlalvarez #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Uhhh… #oscars? What is happening with this whole James Bond thing?!

I just want to say that I genuinely hate when podcasts or youtube videos start with a teasing soundbite of something that is coming later in the episode or video. Once I click play you don't need to keep selling me on why it was a good idea. Same goes for movie trailers.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

Podcasters - want to learn your REAL global podcast ranking, not the bullshit made up number than Listen Notes gives you? podknows.co.uk/calculator

This is a long exposure shot I took South of Third Beach yesterday. My experience while out there was one of genuine humility and serenity. I look forward to spending more time in nature. #davinmakiphotography #backpacking #thirdbeach #longexposure #pnwisbest #art www.davinamki.com

2ft clean waves with a moderate onshore breeze, 11knt NW. Air 8C, sea 9.3C, high tide 17:04, low tide 10:33 and 22:50 #Surfing #Ireland #SunshineAndSurf

Thoughts on 'The White Spider' by Heinrich Harrer #SuburbanMountaineer #climbing #eiger #booksbooksbooks suburbanmountaineer.com/2025/02/27/t...

I resist romanticizing the river, yet I can't deny the sensations that thinking about it generate inside of me. It's not my friend, it's not my lover, it's not god. It's neither hope nor beauty nor majesty. It simply is. Entropy. Inevitability. Time. A river. #Poetry #kayaking #kayak

“I may be going broke But I’m never broken down.”

“Typically as you move further from tragedy, it grows further from the mind, but I’m encouraged people still care and people continue to come out and show support...Ahmaud’s life still means something to people.” www.ajc.com/news/atlanta...

The Revolution will be AI-icized

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

"working to swiftly rectify the situation..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

New pod: NBC’s SNL bang for its bucks, and some slightly scary new streaming data. With @lucasshaw.bsky.social Listen! open.spotify.com/episode/60fR...

This is my job. And I love it.

Just landed in Denver and the plane DIDN’T flip over on the runway. This is a win in 2025.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Adam Sandler just made me cry. Didn’t realize that would be in the cards when I woke up today. #snl50

Rollie Fingers, 1981 #Brewers #Baseball

Fede Álvarez Confirms That Ellen Ripley Appears in ‘Alien: Romulus’ — Just Not In the Way You Think [Exclusive] collider.com/alien-romulu...

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Highlights of my chat with Netflix content chief Bela Bajaria. We kinda got into it on the movie strategy, scale vs quality, the meaning of “prestige” and much more. ⬇️⬇️ puck.news/emilia-perez...

good news; NASA found your mom

The BOA takeover of the world continues. #outdoor #gear #adventure www.rockfight.co/post/mountai...

Podcast hosts: stop talking about how many episodes you've made or how many downloads you've gotten. You're only doing that so others can validate that you're doing a good job. It's an ego move. Celebrate those milestones internally and publicly act like you've been there before.

Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

There was a time when I would skate on frozen ponds and go snowshoeing in sub zero weather. But sitting outside yesterday I dressed like this because it was 53 degrees out. And I was still cold. #socal

I wrote about the recent layoffs at @outsidemag.bsky.social that occurred last week for Rock Fights newsletter. Check it out. #outdoor #media #outside www.rockfight.co/post/denver-...

Here's my 1,000th #Bluesky post... Randy "Junkman" Jones, 1973 #Padres #Baseball

It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

The OFFICIAL Tom Brady Super Bowl Drinking Game

yoooooo this Nike commercial featuring women athletes. Fire! Perfect for the current moment. With small minded men telling so many of us what we can’t do. Let’s just do it. #superbowl

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.