Forgive me for not being thrilled about “four straight winning seasons” when the last two were 9-8 eke outs that missed the playoffs.

Maybe this next preseason will be the first year in like fifteen when all of NFL media doesn’t automatically give the Lombardi to Baltimore?

The most predictable blown lead since the last blown lead. #CBJ

it’s truly perfect that 1) the NFC South finished with a three-way tie of 8-9 teams 2) the team on a two-game losing streak wound up on top

Holy shit the red helmets are back and they look incredible

Gotta protect that 8 point deficit in this game that doesn’t matter.

Burrow’s played two series. Let’s put Flacco in.

Love when a guy gets a penalty for tripping, but the other guy also gets a penalty for “embellishment”. It’s like “yeah what he did was wrong, but you were being a bit dramatic about it.”

Mason Marchment had his skate blade knocked out by Tage Thompson on the far side of the ice and the odyssey back to the bench is entertaining

Favorite piece of work I made in 2025 that I'm actually allowed to share.

Last couple nights proving the sports chatter is funnier, smarter, and friendlier here than it is over at the everything app.

pulling the pin on the “Lane Kiffin woulda lost that game” in an LSU message board grenade and then walking away.

My new take is the SEC doesn’t play defense and the committee has for some reason decided that doesn’t matter.

Marvel made a show about how people are bored with Marvel?

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Alabama is going through what I like to call The Give Up.

Kicking a field goal down 24 is extremely embarrassing behavior. Humiliating. End the game right now.

The question we should be asking is not “Are we sure the SEC is even good?” it’s “Are we sure the SEC was ever good?“

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

gonna need you two to shape up.

Rory’s Sunday at Augusta.

Oh no! Is the ball okay?

The yellow cheezits on the field keep tricking me into thinking there’s a penalty on the field.

Murders like four soldiers who were just sent on an assignment and is completely unfazed by the idea of taking a life.

Hate to sound Grinchy, but I’m always a little excited to get this tree out of my living room.

the 49-year Falcons-Saints rivalry has all been leading to the moment Sunday when it decides an NFC South title that neither team can win

Yeah you're not going to find this Bengals fan being upset about the Rams being on the bad end of a bad call.

Peak Bengals is letting Bates walk because he wanted too much money and then spending more money (along with high round picks) trying and failing to replace him.

Gave my dad a label maker for Christmas and I don’t think I’ll ever top this gift. He’s having the best time with this thing.

Went through Wendys drive thru today and found myself talking to their new AI drive thru system. It was like sitcom bit level clunky and SURPRISE didn’t work. I said “can I talk to a person?” and a human employee came to my rescue. AI. Folks, we gotta kill this shit with hammers.

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

We thought cleaning one kitchen every day wasn’t enough so we got a second kitchen.

The NFL said we’re doing Christmas games, we’re going to put the two teams who play on thanksgiving every year in them, and you pigs are gonna watch it.

Wife shoots, she scores

I love when the exact guy you’d expect has the job. if you’d asked me who’s the head coach at Hawaii I would’ve said “idk Timmy Chang?” And I would’ve been right.

family christmas party wife who’s trying to leave with our overtired 18 month old: what time is it???? Me, glancing at my analog watch: 9 Wife’s cousin’s 7 year old kid who just got a new digital watch from Santa: Actually it’s 8:57.

The must have gift this holiday season for the Stranger NFL Things fan in your life.

Watched Jay Kelly. Clooney has those giant old man ears now.

Annual reminder that you can watch Hot Rod with your family at Christmas because Ebeneezer Scrooge is in it for five seconds.

The first Christmas I could afford to buy real gifts for my family I didn’t know how to wrap presents so I did a really shitty job. And then my shitty wrapping became a bit so now every year I get to do the absolute laziest wrapping of gifts and my family gets mad if they’re not messy enough.

If someone in your life has a toddler and you’d like to ruin their life the absolute worst present you can give the kid is a noisy toy with hundreds of tiny parts that requires like four AA batteries.

If you're unfamiliar with Athens, the OU Inn is basically where everyone stays while in town. Donors, player parents, University employees, ESPN crews, etc are all there. It's a busy lobby. He might as well have done it on the fifty yard line of Peden Stadium.

Thing I need to get out - The Hughes brothers don't look related. You see a couple Staals together and it's undeniable like those dudes 100% have the same parents, but these guys look like three actors the NHL cast to play brothers.

Didn't watch it.

Finally getting around to the Lord of the Rings movies. Not bad.

I genuinely believe these Ducks road uniforms are in the conversation for ugliest sports uniforms ever.

I just watched Spinal Tap II last night and my takeaway was the whole gang still has it. I am so sad about this news.

I’ve gotten three offers to go to the bengals game today. It’s negative six degrees and there‘s a foot of snow. You guys have fun out there.

Elite sandwich pairing here.

A person I follow is selling their “barely used” podcasting equipment on instagram. saddest thing I’ve ever seen.