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Guys, I'm starting to think that having a demented, imbecilic psychopath with unchecked power might not work out for us. If only there were some opposition party that could do something. Maybe write a strongly worded statement, express their dismay on TV, or ask for campaign contributions in emails.

As a joke I told my friend I'd only do his show if I can find and wear a "I can't believe I shaved my pussy for this" t-shirt. He just texted me with, I think I found one. FFS!

Greenland is not for sale. I suppose Trump got notified that he would be impeached immediately if he pursues a military attack on Greenland. Now he wants to buy Greenland with our money. JFC!!

Anyone else get the feeling that the orange shit stain is on a countdown and that's why he's rushing to expand as much as possible? Just seems like they're in a rush.

Remember when Marjorie Taylor Green kneeled down and pretended to wash the feet of an actor pretending to be a J6 prisoner at a MAGA event. She has better PR but she is still a traitorous bitch.

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I stand with my trans friends, but just on the side of the room without the dog with enormous juggs

WOW. This is wild. On one hand, the team has basically lost in every meaningful game bc of execution errors, and that falls at his feet. On the other, he ain’t dropping the ball and missing kicks. I will add—if the whispers about dissent btwn HC/QB are true, then they made the right choice.

10/10. No notes.

Supposed ICE agent gets caught off duty with a Nazi SS tattoo on his neck (Minneapolis, MN 1/5/26)

The shitposting will continue until morale improves.

Five years after January 6th, one truth remains clear: democracies aren't defined by their darkest days, they're defined by how we respond to them. To watch my full message, head to my YouTube page here: youtu.be/6RFTrtE3R1c

Today’s protest tee!!! HANDS OFF GREENLAND!!! 🇬🇱 #ImpeachTrumpNow #ArrestandFireHegseth #ArrestandDisbarBondi #FirePatel

Oh, hey now!

The pink haired & burnt umber shart face said “I’m the only one who took a cognitive test”— as if he voluntarily did it & other presidents didn’t. You don’t “take” a MoCA for bragging rights, DonOld. Your healthcare provider administers it because they’re monitoring your cognitive decline.

I am extremely of the opinion that “he’ll never get convicted in the Senate” is not an excuse He has been breaking the law on a daily basis for an entire year and if Democrats do not do anything about that because they assume the Senate won’t convict, then they are complicit in his crimes

Push back is coming… & it’s going to be a shove! 👏🏽

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/

Better get ready. No one will stop him in time.

Mark Carney leads Pierre Poilievre by 23 points as the best choice for prime minister

“His path to stardom was paved in part by Oprah Winfrey, who in 1996 declared his self-titled album as one of her favorite things.” I’m beginning to think Oprah is a really bad judge of character. She sure has propped up a lot of shitty people.

We know who are friends are and we know who our enemies are. Canada stands with Denmark. Je Suis Denmark. 🇨🇦 💪

Looking forward to hitting the road next week, heading to La Crosse, Wisconsin for our first town hall of 2026.

Kind of (but not really) surprising to me that people still watch Joe Scarborough and Jake Tapper. They're not even worth a rage-watch in my opinion. What happened to boycotting these people? Good grief people can't even give up slimy media. 🙄

So the removal of a sovereign country's leader and the aftermath went as about as expected under Trump.

"Ex-gay" pastor, who claimed he "broke the curse of homosexuality," sexually abused a young man during "Pray the Gay Away" spiritual sessions. (Practicing my shocked face.) www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

NATO will need to make a choice, give up Greenland or shoot Americans.

Some people think the worst thing about the Republicans and the Epstein Files is the hypocrisy. I think it's the child raping.

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The Commanders and OC Kliff Kingsbury are parting ways, sources say, as the play-caller looks for a new opportunity after meeting with coach Dan Quinn. Kingsbury will be an OC again this cycle, but he should also be considered as a HC candidate.

If 47 attempts to cancel midterms like hes just suggested in an off the rails unhinged bitch fest to the House GOP today, we WILL need to take action. No more sideline fence sitting. This affects all 350 million people here and the rest of the planet.

They’re gonna put in a request for a guy named Klimt Kubiok with six fingers on each hand

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Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter years ago but even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then

The Cowboys have fired defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus, as Jerry Jones indicated would be coming, sources say.

It is January 6, 2026, and the Trump DOJ continues to violate the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Rep. Doug LaMalfa has passed away at 65. The House will now be 218-213. That makes it just a two-vote margin — a one-vote margin if Massie continues to vote against GOP leadership.

Instead of being a fake opposition party paid for by the oligarchy, the Democrats need to step up and work for us. The tide is turning and we will leave them behind if they don't wake up. This could be their energetic moment if they could actually see beyond the lazy money they are making.

Buying every single playoffs 2025 item in the panthers team store

If only Luigi was a Secret Service agent.

I will always blame him…

Today would be a great day to hold Trump to account Not that we ever will - too many people are afraid of a senile old man who shits himself