fuck, man. i hadn't read a ton of his work but what i did always blew me away. unbelievable loss

I wanna know what your least justified suspension on Twitter was. Mine was the time I dunked on some little conservative shithead named Brilyn Hollyhand, quote tweeted him and said ‘This yakubian snow apes name really is Brilyn Hollyhand’. Got like 40k likes and caught a 7 day

Older millennial / younger millennial divide: @jayneclaire.bsky.social did not remember Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn

one guy said the other guy is on the epstein list and still decided to hang with him bsky.app/profile/yash...

Gag me with a spoon

Finally! Some peace and quiet! We don’t have to hear their bitchin’ and moanin’!

Watch what happens when a pedophile president teams up with a wife-beating carny

I already buy my Lexapro from you. Fuck off you parasites

I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice I would like to file several complaints

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Everyone has to be nice to President Pedophile

true free speech is dead and conservatives killed it

coates is genuinely a generational writer

anyone: [quotes charlie kirk’s exact own words and nothing more] their boss: that’s hateful and you’re fired

this joke broke containment and now i have a bunch of right-wingers gleefully informing me they've already called my boss and celebrating my firing weirdly enough i haven’t gotten a single phone call!

Wow. The White House is getting an elegant ball room.

my dating profile picture vs how I actually look

I love how the entire mainstream media now is just reporters getting scammed by malicious fraudsters but with nobody screaming baba booey at the end

Jesus Christ www.comicsbeat.com/greg-rucka-d...

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This is the same argument right wingers use when they want to pretend it's your fault for noticing when they are being racist, misogynistic, homophobic, etc. It's a dumb assertion from a dumb person

They’re all so fuckin’ weird

John Piss

Caught him lookin #Phillies

Black Phone 2 and Five Nights at Freddie’s 2 should open with: “Ope, there’s another phone.” And “Ope, there’s another pizzeria.”

Give me the lab meat. Give me the bugs.

So he’s anti trans and also he is criminalizing being homeless and also he’s buddies with Steve Bannon but also he’s on the left somehow?

Oh, sorry he’s just making the homeless move by having the police throw their shit away and he’s only against trans people under 25, that’s on me.

if you haven’t watched the adam friedland show interview with ritchie torres you absolutely should. he really confronts him on his sycophantic support of isreal, and this end “hot mic” clip to me is so revealing

They are covered in Midi-chlorians. They are the chosen ones.

/in a voice that sounds like a fistful of gravel in a running dryer "Look at all these fucked up children."

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

When I say as a Black voter with deep ties to my community it's the #1 indicator that you'll reverse any rights so long as they're wrapped in enough lies and acceptable rhetoric if you can't say trans people deserve unalienable rights.

Newsome is legitimately swinging further to the right than most of the GOP at this point, I absolutely do not get what is attractive about him to literally anyone, even before examining that the rest of the nation will hate him for being Californian.

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The AI ads are getting weird and LONG

post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

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Once a McKinsey bum, always a McKinsey bum

He was just trying to organize the racism factory!

Opens Twitter Reads the name “Hobo Johnson” No bindle in sight Closes Twitter

In case you didn't know, there's a bizarre panic on the Granola Nazi far-right about bluetooth devices causing cancer

Feel like entertainment unions should switch from “tough negotiators” to “intimidation and threats of violence.”

Brock Lesnar? The New York financier?