stage wrestlers, carnival barkers, boardwalk nickels-toss game operators, and men of various flimflam industry all proved this year that they have significantly more backbone than any fortune 500 executive

Same way I found out about Epstein

When I christened Mike Carlson a Tastemaker™️

Be more normal. Like having a little party at The French Laundry in the middle of a worldwide pandemic. Or gleefully throwing unhoused people’s stuff in the garbage while you’re governor.

he means "be more like republicans" but they're the least normal people on the planet. pedophiles, guys that own nazi uniforms, guys that have jackoff watch apps with their own sons. just the biggest freaks around.

Aw shoot, my Spotify Wrapped is just Livvy five times.

The marketing’s annoying and everything costs too much money. There. I solved it for you.

slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse

I saw some teens today. I asked them who represents them best. They told me that Gen Alpha and Zoomers are on Tiktok and Instagram demanding more and more clips of Alan Dershowitz. They can’t get enough of him. He is the voice of their generation. The voice America needs.

is this good

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song? LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-

olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!

New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:

Why did Herschel convince us all in the 2010s their bags were good?! She had a backpack that never closed right. I have duffel I only used a handful of times but the handles are disintegrating!

No new things

im reasonably certain you could win any election in america right now if you promised to take musk, thiel, trump, etc's money away and distribute it

50K copies of Conner O’Malley’s “I have the power of God” And 50k copies of “Hi welcome to Chilis”

The guy that covered up a murder and volunteered for a genocide army?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

oh yeah. what could be more challenging than being a Catholic conservative white lady at Notre Dame Law?

God willing!

It's awesome that they're probably going to tank the entire world economy for this nightmare tech that no one actually wants

OpenAI has lost the crucial “dunce” vote.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Kenneth Cole is a real guy?!

I can’t believe the detestable worm Cuomo lost. He had so many endorsements from racists, billionaires, pedophiles, and racist billionaire pedophiles.

Viewing this as a mandate in favor of my “Stop making me hear about Ezra Klein” platform

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

It's tough, Mamdani seems like a great guy and inspiring candidate but when you look at the sterling coalition standing against him (Cuomo, Musk, Trump, The NY Post, Dave Portnoy, Bill Ackman, Chuck and Amy Schumer, the little guy from Shark Tank) it's hard to know for certain.

Lucky number 11

The seldom-seen-but-always-hilarious batter-hits-pitcher retaliation

Wow. Bunting ended up working after all.

It was pretty neat seeing the benches clear in game seven of a World Series.

You’re not going to last 15 innings playing this game

SAG-AFTRA and IATSE members in the stands have to step in if security won't

Freaking President Aunt Gladys did a twig snap to the White House East Wing

Based

Get back to the oysters, son

Rick Mathews has now been on every roller coaster in the country that allows adult riders. defector.com/the-journey-...

What a game to have fallen asleep in the second inning and wake up when it’s over