Die for Patches. Kill for Patches. Patches is the Sensational Character Find of 2026. Baby Yoda who.

Why start now?

the Blackwater mercenary with the nazi tattoo? gee I wonder

Post remains true

lmfao purest distillation of right-wing psychosis. “I would never live in that hellhole but wish I did so I could support the chud trying to add another billion to the police budget”

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Whomst among us?

Every Free Press ad is like "Are you read for contrarian opinions that will challenge you?" but the reality is that Weiss excludes anyone who challenges her opinions, even when they have the journalistic chops that she lacks.

Jesus Christ

honestly it's somehow even funnier if it isn't a false flag to grease the ballroom skids. this means someone tried to kill him and he said hey we gotta use this for Ballroom

newsom's chud aura farming being 100% downstream of trying to retain the respect of his groyper son is probably the saddest thing i've ever realized

Now, why were you there?

It's been clear for a hot minute an anti-autism diagnosis campaign is in the works but I am truly stunned they are literally just going for the Detransitioner playbook

Once again:

these people are worthless

CNN reporting attempted good news

I'm so glad someone died 10 feet from me a minute ago. Now I can calmly finish my dinner being screamed at by the demented pedophile king.

The ghost of Peter Jennings tried to explain to the assembled media how he forged these chains in life and it got really blown out of proportion.

the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'

“The labor movement hasn’t had a national strike fund. [That] is a fundamental issue, a fundamental roadblock to organizing.” @flyingwithsara.bsky.social #unionnow prospect.org/2026/04/20/u...

Our venerable fourth estate

Correct.

We’re all saying it!

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

There are lots of good reasons to support the return of one of the great music publications, but this is a fun petty one if you prefer one of those.

Happy 4/20 Day everybody!

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

it's funny how this is just marxism but if you say it like this the people who get scared of marxism seem like morons at best and willfully divisive at worst

You know this dork is cooked because he’s just making up guys to be mad at now. Has anybody ever heard that phrase before? I sure haven’t

Non Kruk Phillies games don’t hit the same.

So excited for Newsome to veto a law like this while podcasting with David Duke.

lmao come on dude

Great listening when driving around Delco in 2004 at 2:00 am.

James Dolan for The Hague Challenge

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

Big Anne is a great wrestling name

It's not a comedian's job to be a role model. Additionally it is not a comedian's job to tell funny jokes. The biggest part of a comedian's job, and certainly the most important, is to get mad that "they" didn't let Kevin Hart host the Oscars. Just get up there and talk about that for a while.

Things are going great on the other site

they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/