You’re only allowed to make cis swaps if they’re hot. I don’t make the rules I only interpret and enforce them.

ガメラ60周年🐢

If you can hear me, blame this on the misfortune of your birth, Charlie Brown

This is how id be using cockcliff

remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat

It’s that time of year again!

god i feel such unbridled affection for kai shiden. born to be the funniest guy on teamspeak, forced to pilot the guncannon because he's forklift certified

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade is the day when many of us empathize with Art Donovan calling the 1994 King of the Ring and not knowing a single soul

trying to correct my succubus but she likes it too much

[ #fanart ] ranma comm

if you’re baking from a box tonight remember DO NOT BUY BETTY CROCKER YOUR RECIPE WILL NOT WORK recipes are written for 18oz boxes. 15oz will get by but 13oz WILL NOT.

me too, amuro

One of my personal favourites

can't help but see

me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat

weaponize me

OH COME ON

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

😦🤨😦😧😧😦😦

R18 カラジプ(手ｺｷ)

#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi

happy whatever the fuck day it is

just peachy 🍑 #art #fanart #princesspeach #nintendo

Vegeta

he didnt say that

lina inverse

clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean

CAPTAIN WAYNE - VACATION DESPERATION IS OFFICIALLY OUT AND AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW!!!! PLAY MY FREAKING THING AND HAVE FUN!!! captain-wayne.com #Captainwayne

Defunctland required reading includes Billy Bat

Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...

It's much simpler than that. The Boy Scouts aren't maximally cruel to trans kids and so Republicans believe it should be destroyed.

I love SMT

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Gonna cry

umm im not an evil heretical witch im just the princess. these knights arent brainwashed they just swore vows of loyalty to me. watch your tongue. in fact. knights, hold her down i have something i need to whisper into her ears