Grandphunktopus
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Disaster of a human being He/They
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I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
about 1 year ago
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Lilly Wachowski
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always happy to be supporting money going to queer artists! lots of kick ass cool people associated with this org!
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Alan Cumming, Bowen Yang Help Launch Necessary Foundation to Support LGBTQ Filmmakers
"There is, in this moment, enormous political pressure to delete queer people from American media, and that includes young filmmakers who are being shut out of the industry,” said executive director A...
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/alan-cumming-bowen-yang-foundation-lgbtq-filmmakers-1236519686/
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andrewtheblueskier
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Murdoink
1 day ago
RE9 Grace true gif
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videosyncrasy
about 20 hours ago
The Australian housing market’s fucked. They’re asking $900 per week for a two bedroom townhouse in Blightttown.
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Calum
1 day ago
White House press secretary proudly announced that the US military has successfully killed Saddam Hussein in Operation Le Swag Chungus, as ordered by President Donald "These Briefs Were Already Brown When I Bought Them" Trump
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Sola
1 day ago
Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed
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Magnanimous
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Gordo!
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Ringtail (but bunny) 🔞
4 days ago
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Colin Spacetwinks
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Goggle Bob
3 days ago
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sovietblobfish
3 days ago
that certainly is bad yes, but not quite for the reason you're implying
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4 days ago
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rhena
4 days ago
class solidarity is when you forgive a middle class american kid for going overseas to murder other poorer kids in other poorer countries so his parents don't have to pay for his college out of their own pocket 👍
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It's a national pass time in britain to ragebait american liberals about not voting for kamala harris
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4 days ago
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Alex Degen and 35 others
4 days ago
Don’t remember the context for this one either
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Brendan Harkin
4 days ago
The fact the jump in polling for the Greens took place after the by-election prompted a rabid smear campaign response from Labour, Reform and certain media outlets really makes it much funnier for me "these people will turn this country into a jihadist crack den!" Polling responses: "ooh nice!"
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Sooz Kempner
4 days ago
YouGov latest poll. A reminder that over the past year Reform's polling is usually overestimating the final vote in by-elections whereas the Green's polling underestimates it. With everything being so fucking awful you don't need to doomerise about this...enjoy the bar chart, even for a moment.
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ke51n
4 days ago
fbi’s littlest agent (based on supergreatfriend’s stream and chat)
#RE9
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Chesto the Overtimelord
5 days ago
grace ashcroft after she learns how to craft hemolytic injectors (she is now unstoppable)
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Thought Slime
4 days ago
Repost this if you're also not.
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Sega CD Butt Rock
6 days ago
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MARKED BY AN ORACLE
8 days ago
I had to. Thank yo u
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headfallsoff
8 days ago
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
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8 days ago
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GT
8 days ago
notice how the right have suddenly dusted off the word 'sectarian', previously only ever used to describe glasgow football and northern ireland politics, to deploy against a party led by a jewish man
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Chris Person
11 days ago
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Micah
11 days ago
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone
14 days ago
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Sirius.ly? 🐍⭐
14 days ago
Cats will be cats.
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Best Of Overcursed
17 days ago
POV: you are a landlord
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Rory Blank
18 days ago
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Sirius.ly? 🐍⭐
18 days ago
I drew some
#rats
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abraconagra
18 days ago
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Daniel Spenser
18 days ago
This event is insane
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Blumen
19 days ago
Suda dialogue is like its own flavor of awkward Lynch delivery where everyone talks like they're the first person to speak in a conversation. "Grandpa, I think we're gonna have to kill this guy" "I'm looking at this guy and Romeo, you're going to have to kill him."
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Stella Sacco
over 1 year ago
PAULIE: Hey Tone, you hear about dese changelings from da fuckin fae realm? CHRISTOPHER: Bad enough we gotta deal with the micks. Now I gotta be out there worryin some fuckin tree homo’s givin it to Adriana wearin my face TONY, MAYBE 10% DIFFERENT THAN NORMAL: Would you two shut da fuck up
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🎃 October Keegan 🎃
19 days ago
THEY MADE RETURN TO SILENT HILL ACTION FIGURES AND OH MY GOD.
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headfallsoff
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Laura Bassett
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Brendel
20 days ago
Mother: so you run a school? Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy Mother: but it’s a real school right? Xavier: oh my yes Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill Xavier: oh no he certainly will Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it Xavier: oh no he certainly will
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🦋△Kathryn-Anne△🦋
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Tirk
21 days ago
Support/Tank/DPS
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Ash
22 days ago
Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
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Ray
21 days ago
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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Lydia Diane
22 days ago
If you were 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 20, and 24 when Skyrim came out, you will be 50 when elder scrolls 6 comes out
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Catherine Welegi
22 days ago
It's so fucked up how this painting of Vlad the Impaler just looks like Weegee. He's even wearing green
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TT | Kami
22 days ago
its real...
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