Grandphunktopus
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Disaster of a human being He/They
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I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
over 1 year ago
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ana from situations
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somebody Fucking Beat me to It But I nearly threw Up Laughing while making this So
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Author of "Don't Create The Torment Nexus" lets friend put his face on the Torment Nexus
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13 days ago
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Riley🩸
13 days ago
Remembering a GameFAQ I read that called Viconia "the fittest bird in Baldur's Gate 2" and I mean, they're right. But did get the expression "fittest bird in Baldur's Gate" stuck in my head to resurface every now and again.
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salty
13 days ago
drum taking a happy swim, swimming happily
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Frostclaw
15 days ago
PRIDE after 40
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Carla the Hoffman
14 days ago
HAPPY PRIDE!
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Mom
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TroubleBob
17 days ago
Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"
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Jobbie the Hutt
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25 days ago
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Sardonicus
25 days ago
A Snake Sculpture 6th-11th Century AD, from U Thong Thailand.
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sinéad
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María de la Ohlala
about 1 month ago
Lunes. Buenos días
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Hyll -ˋˏ˖*࿐
about 1 month ago
Trying to paint environments more often
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chuu with gun
about 1 month ago
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Ian Miles Schlong
about 1 month ago
Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now
#Bees
#WhiteHouse
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actual heathcliff comics
about 1 month ago
16 May 2026
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Dana Nightingale 🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
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beetle moses
about 1 month ago
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Christine Love
about 1 month ago
BEN: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. LUKE: Yoda spoke of another. BEN: Oh yeah he must’ve meant Ahsoka Tano, a fully trained warrior badass who’s alive just offscreen. She’s got two lightsabers LUKE: That’s badass. BEN: You only have one and you lost it
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
about 1 month ago
ROY G. BIV. The G stands for gay, a recognized variant of the six known genders. The theorist (an R) was shocked to be drummed out of the academy for heteronormativity.
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nina matsumoto 🌸
about 1 month ago
totally forgot I drew these Kaijis 5 years ago
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indui
about 1 month ago
A friend in an alleyway
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Captain Disillusion
about 1 month ago
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Chris Higgins🔜
about 1 month ago
ah they got this all screwed up, there
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
about 1 month ago
I do think a lot of the pointed publicity on Microsoft's dealings in Israel came from BDS specifically, so this is legitimately a huge victory for the movement
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sean morley
5 months ago
let it not be left out of starmer's legacy that he brought back babestation
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Philippos
about 1 month ago
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Bad Marvel Memes
about 1 month ago
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Darci Meadows, Published Author
about 1 month ago
as true today as when it was written
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Smight 🐌
about 1 month ago
Some snails have eyes at the bottom of their tentacles like Leptopoma nitidum, the blushing snail 🐌 they still use their eyeless tentacles for sensing humidity, smells, and temperature. I hope this snail Sunday fact finds you well.
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Cody Ziglar
about 1 month ago
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Chris Franklin
about 1 month ago
They’re moving in herds… They do move in herds
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜
about 1 month ago
Ranni
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Whomever named bumble bees was absolutely dead on with that
about 1 month ago
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica]
about 1 month ago
going on facebook and commenting "hetslop" on new-baby announcements
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Chip (aka Josh)
about 1 month ago
can you kick up the 4d3d3d3
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월
about 1 month ago
TACOCAT
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Mom
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AvariceHD
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Louie Zong
about 1 month ago
like ships in the night
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shaun
about 1 month ago
i'd usually be like "actually it is harris's fault for not appealing to more voters" but that isn't even true here, this one was a supreme court decision wasn't it? so it is hillary clinton's fault for not appealing to more voters lol
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shaun
about 1 month ago
if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
about 1 month ago
I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.
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Amy Rae Hill
about 1 month ago
Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all
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Milkyblood - looking for art job
about 1 month ago
i want to slepp
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Jagal
about 2 months ago
death
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Alasdair Beckett-King
about 1 month ago
Every guy in a videogame:
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Cheer Captain
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