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💫 SKETCH 101: WRITE & CREATE - Full 6 Week Course 💫 📍Online 🗓️ Nov 11 - Dec 16, 7pm UK Want to create your own comedy sketches? After our hugely successful sell-out sketch course in July, @humourmillccn is back with sketch maestros Chris Dudley and Kate Hammer! 🙌🎉

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

I'm just a girl with an ass that won't quit and a thyroid that won't start

four songs in Jesus Christ Superstar are so good it's crazy the rest of it is like that

hey sorry I'm late I was finding my way on the path unwinding

Glaswegian hillwalking drag queen Glennifer Braes

this as a tramp stamp

no sympathy for men except that you don't get a wee head massage when you get your hair cut. i am sorry about that

To be considered a “good egg” as a woman in entertainment you have to be incredible at your job, use every step forward to create opportunities for other people, visibly nurture your family life & be a good time gal, and for a man to be a “good egg” you need to not be a rapist (mostly.)

i would say that 2-3 times a week when i ask my partner about his day he tells me the methods he used to cook an onion and how tasty it was. i am the happiest i have ever been.

what is the most embarrassing Scots phrase and why is it "sorry I was in a wee dwam"

It's #volunteersweek! 💫🎉 The entire Volunteer Glasgow team would like to say a huge thank you to volunteers across Glasgow - the time, skills, and hard work that you offer make a huge difference to people and communities across the city, making Glasgow a kinder, fairer and better place to live ⭐

Glaswegian alt musical comedy drag king Tim Winchin. is this anything

A community network for comedy creatives, @humourmill.bsky.social is a place for Glasgow and Edinburgh comics to collaborate and share skills @kathleenwho.bsky.social talks us through Humour Mill for our Behind The Mic column www.theskinny.co.uk/comedy/inter...

Just out! Our peer-reviewed critique of the Cass Review has been published by BMC Medical Research Methodology. Please read and share. We show that the Cass Review is fatally flawed and should not be the basis for policy or practice in transgender healthcare. link.springer.com/article/10.1...

🌿 T W I G 🌿 Very excited to bring a gorgeous little WIP to @edfringe.bsky.social this year 🎉 please come and laugh/not laugh appropriately and I'll figure it out in the remix 🫡💚 🗓️ August 1 - 17 ⏰ 12:15 🥃 The Waverley Bar 🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... 📸 Daryll Buchanan

no more "this must be the place" signs please. they can't all be the place

[me when I vote for myself as Pope and the Vatican immediately explodes] ...is that bad?

“If I die, I want a loud death,” Hassouna wrote on social media. “I don’t want to be just breaking news, or a number in a group, I want a death that the world will hear, an impact that will remain through time, and a timeless image that cannot be buried by time or place.”

More importantly have you checked its not cringe as fuck?

"you can tell if someone used chatgpt because they use the em dash-" listen. i will never use AI to write anything - even things with no creative integrity like emails - but you can take the em dash from my cold, dead hands

"i asked chatgpt and..." you need liar clippy to tell you what to think? pathetic. grow up

There are still tickets on sale for this fantastic workshop on topical comedy, with me and @beakachu.bsky.social, hosted by @humourmill.bsky.social If you want to break into writing gags about everything current, this is a good place to start. Book now! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social! 1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

We had a brilliant Material Mill session in Glasgow last night! Thank you to The Social Hub Glasgow for having us ❤️ and thank you to everyone who came along and shared your bits 🫡 The Material Mill runs every 2nd Mon of the month in Edinburgh and every 3rd Mon of the month in Glasgow ✨

⭐️ BEST OF THE FRINGE ⭐️ Catch these fantastic acts and their new material in the lead up to this year’s Fringe! Tonight at 7pm & 9pm! #HannahCampbell @kathleenwho.bsky.social #JackTraynor @stumurphy.bsky.social #KateHammer #LiamWithnail 🎟️ buff.ly/DV0Wuad

briefly walked alongside a tall, elegant woman and thought it was a mirror out of the corner of my eye. have been riding the high since

People say attention spans are short now, but theatrical playbills from the olden days are like: ᴍʀ ᴡᴀʀʙᴏʏs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍ ONELY THE GOOD BITS FROM - 𝕁 𝕌 𝕃 𝕀 𝕌 𝕊 ℂ 𝔼 𝔸 𝕊 𝔸 ℝ - ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ - 𝕆 𝕋 ℍ 𝔼 𝕃 𝕃 𝕆 - ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴍʀs sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ 𝙱 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙳 𝙰 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴

I love when people over-intellectualise comedy because so much of Richard Pryor's Live in Concert, arguably one of the best comedy specials ever recorded, is him doing dog voices

there are people telling me in front of god and everyone that they are giving chatgpt all their medical and financial information on purpose so it can handle tasks for them and i do not even know how to respond

me when someone compliments my bag and asks where I got it and instead of saying "I don't remember sorry" like a normal person I say "oh it's a long story"

"it's a Roman salute" you guys are going to lose it when you hear who invented dictators

i hate a "are they supposed to be a celebrity?" bitch... "i've never heard of them" okay you aren't a trendsetter. you don't have good taste. we were gatekeeping them for cool people. what now

why am I working on Christmas Eve. the only person who should be labouring this holy night is Mary

Mental sentence to write but my special is on TV in less than an hour. Mark Nelson : Live From Dumfries 22.15 BBC Scotland and IPlayer

a lot of Muppets Christmas Carole memes this year with zero Mariah Carey or Michael Buble memes. I can't explain why but this is a recession indicator

Khaled 'Abu Diaa' Nabhan, a Palestinian man who moved many last year while saying goodbye to his killed three-year-old granddaughter, Reem, has been killed in an Israeli attack on Gaza. 🔴 LIVE Updates: aje.io/l31q2z

[kicking somebody's head in outside a costa full of families] they should have given joe wilkinson the point on taskmaster season 2

can yous just enjoy the football and be fucking normal or can we all violently kick off in public about shit that doesn't affect us personally

Congratulations to Jasleen Kaur – the Glasgow artist won the Turner Prize last night for her solo show at Tramway, and used her acceptance speech to make a rousing stand in solidarity with Palestine www.theskinny.co.uk/art/news/gla... [story by @jamiedunnesq.bsky.social]

Israeli warplanes have carried out a series of attacks on a number of villages and towns in southern Lebanon’s Tyre and Bint Jbeil districts, according to the country’s National News Agency (NNA). 🔴 LIVE updates ⤵️

This is why I’m here: 🧵Trigger warning: suicide I am the proud mum of a trans woman, Alice. Alice came out to her best friend, Lucy when she was sixteen, to her sister, Kate a few months later. She didn’t come out to me. Why not? Probably because I’d absorbed media transphobia 1/10

I promise at some point I'll do, ya know, amusing engaging content, but for now...... shameless self promotion 30% off my run @sohotheatre.bsky.social with the code BF24 sohotheatre.com/events/sam-l...

that's your spotify wrapped out

this comment from my mum's pal on Facebook is the only feedback that matters to me

loads of fun recording Breaking The News with a brilliant team yesterday ✨ you can catch it on the radio at 13:30 or on the telly (!) at 23:30 on BBC Scotland (or BBC Sounds/iPlayer for the next 30 days) 🫡

"you couldn't make this today" but about Homer Simpson being a trade union rep

(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong

This Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember and honour those who have lost their lives to transphobic violence. All trans people deserve to live their lives safely with dignity and with joy. 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransRightsAreHumanRights #TransDayOfRememberance