Thrilled to have been lead writer on this cracker of an episode with the phenomenal @beakachu.bsky.social Get it listened to the now! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Oh shit, I'm a 2000AD character! WHAT Dream achieved, thanks to the phenomenal @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social

This is an *absolutely fantastic* Armitage story. If you like a good wee mystery set in the dystopia future (that's a lot less fanciful than it ought to be) of Brit Cit, then get on this now! Judge Dredd Megazine, on the newsstands now. Buy it or it's 25 to life in the iso-cubes.

@beakachu.bsky.social and I are excited to announce we are now doing a pay-what-you-want script reading and feedback service! You don't have to kill your darlings any more- we can do it for you! Give us a shout for some fresh and award-winning eyes on your work: bonnieandclydeside.com/services/

Dear Canada: ELBOWS UP Sincerely, Everyone

Remodelling the living room and can't decide between a 1970s conversation pit or a 1970s BC fighting pit...

LAST CHANCE to get a ticket for @beakachu.bsky.social and I to show you how to take the depressing news and remould it into sheer hilarity. Come along and we'll all make some jokes together! Book now!

I've made the 300 mile trip to Edinburgh and I am DYING to talk about writing gags with @beakachu.bsky.social and @humourmill.bsky.social If you want to find out which radio show will say 'bawbag' on air, well we'll tell you. Book now! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

It's true! If you want to learn how to write topical comedy, only we have the answers!* Guaranteed** *Not a guarantee **Cannot stress this enough, not a guarantee

These 2 are brilliant joke writers and this is a fantastic opportunity for anyone able to attend

There are still tickets on sale for this fantastic workshop on topical comedy, with me and @beakachu.bsky.social, hosted by @humourmill.bsky.social If you want to break into writing gags about everything current, this is a good place to start. Book now! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social! 1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social! 1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

Really pleased have been Lead Writer on BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News this week with @beakachu.bsky.social Tonnes of great gags from us, amazing patter, and the perfect thing after a long week of mental news. #comedy #news #scotland www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I had an amazing time on the excellent Life's A Pitch Podcast, working out which gardening implement Pixar might turn into Conan. Get it listened to now!

There's a guy at my wife's gym who brings a full 2l bottle of whole milk to his workout and finishes it in a session. She calls him 'Milk Jugs' I've never met you, Milk Jugs, but I salute you, you magnificent calcified bastard. Must have a skeleton like fuckin Wolverine.

I got my wife a pair of steel gauntlets for Christmas and she's never been happier.

I think I can safely say without fear of repudiation that Stansted is the Prestwick of London.

Lovely way to round out the year is seeing @beakachu.bsky.social and myself in the credits of Breaking the Year. I mean, 2024 is a year that NEEDED broken. Glad we could oblige. Get it watched the now! www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Love or hate Elf On The Shelf, you have to agree, it's certainly a thing that exists. Happy Christmas Eve to one and all, here's me with a killer moustache and it's quite funny.

The much-longer version of this won the Audience Choice Award at the Shetland Screenplay Festival. The locals were just glad to see hard work acknowledged. Happy Solstice @beakachu.bsky.social

If you see this, post a knight. Or an armoured cat.

Fuck aye, first time for @beakachu.bsky.social and I seeing our names under 'LEAD WRITERS' on a TV episode! First of many, I hope. Well done to the BTN team, phenomenal show.

11:30 tonight, BBC Scotland! Our first time lead writing a telly episode! Get it watched!

While we've been lead writers we've dealt with Joe Biden stepping down as candidate, Ian Blackford as SNP Westminster leader, and the entire British Government AND PM packing it in. If you're in politics and want to pack it in, at least DM us so we can prepare some gags!

Move over Hurricane Bawbag, this is Blizzard Boaby

You absolutely should listen to this, and not just because I'm in it.

Plug pulled.

Really pleased to have written on the most recent episode of Radio 4's The Now Show. And yes, 'The Scottish Writer' they refer to is meeeeee. I'm going to put it on my business cards. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Had the immense pleasure of being lead writer on today's Breaking the News alongside the incomparable Rebecca Bain. It's a pish day, have a laugh! bit.ly/3Mzd7X5

Very excited to be lead writer on BBC Scotland's Breaking The News with the phenomenal Rebecca Bain. We seem to have a track record of massive political resignations happening about 10 minutes before final deadline when we're lead writing so place your bets now. My money's on Rishi.

Over the moon to have come Runner Up in the British Comedy Guide's Pro Talent Writing Award 2023 with my incomparable writing partner, Rebecca Bain! Looking forward to hearing our sketch get professionally produced now! www.comedy.co.uk/pro/news/760...

But they were all of them deceived, for an eighth bin was made