obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

DID YOU KNOW?! ✨ I am taking my 5-star, sell-out Fringe show on tour! She-Devil is about misogyny, autism, and what happens when the boys club turns on you. Find your🎟️ here: linktr.ee/jainedwards

well that’s the last subatomic particle of guilt I had over cancelling my Labour Party membership gone.

Hope everyone who’s ever financially supported my work is relieved to know it’s all being donated straight back into world stocks of Lana Del Rey T-shirts 🐊 #womensupportingwomen

Nearly 100k people have joined our call to get dangerous US spy tech firm out of our NHS. Palantir's founder has called for the NHS to be ripped up. Now his company has access to millions of patient records. Tell the government to end the contract! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

Go get ‘em sluts. 🐎

People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

🎤come do funny www.eventbrite.com/e/writing-wo...

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The genocide in Gaza never ended — and Britain is still complicit.

Dudes, in the interest of your female friends and/or SA survivors, this is a good week to remove the phrase “not all men” from your vocabulary (or replace with “a distressing number of just normal guys plus men in positions of immense power and authority”) #epsteinfiles

🇺🇸 Love and solidarity to all friends in the U.S. on general strike today. Abolish ICE isn’t just the mainstream position, it is the only moral one ❤️

*Lana Del Rey starts playing* 🦋

could you maybe … fuck off?

Wiping lipstick off your teeth is unhinged, we really be like Whoops I messed up while redrawing my labia and accidentally got the bit of my skeleton that pops out.

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🎵who put the glad in glad-he-ate-another-mince pie…? Herc-YULE-es alright I’m off happy Christmas

2 days’ home for Christmas and we’ve already shotgunned which songs we want to be cremated to, in case my sister reads this MINE is Tubthumping by Chumbawumba and ONLY MINE fyi

It's basically impossible to overstate how sharply written THE GOLDEN GIRLS is.

Hope is here. It's all of us. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere

Getting to the end of the year feeling like a sack of deflated mozzarella tbh but just recorded a truly spirit-lifting polepod episode I can’t wait to share with ya ✨💛✨💛✨

Abolish male billionaires with devastating urgency plz 🫣🫣

bar for a headline/subhead to make you go "huh, pardon me, what" has become mightily high in 2025 but: huh, pardon me, what www.wsj.com/us-news/chin...

Jewish people have been telling us for years antisemetism is on the rise and they feel less safe. Are we going to believe them now?

Bleak day for UK broadcasting, solidarity and love to the unstoppable force for good @robinince.bsky.social

People are choosing a politics of decency, courage and imagination. They’re choosing a politics that doesn’t scapegoat the vulnerable or remain quiet on injustice. People are choosing to make hope normal again. www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Re-entering that time of year when men would routinely explain ethical non-monogamy to me while snorting coke off an iPhone 5 good god.

⚡️⚡️treat yourself or the WRYTAARGH in your life to a big juicy dose of @alicefraser.bsky.social inspo ⚡️⚡️

Police inaction on sexual violence against women & girls laid bare again. A culture of impunity for misogyny. Almost 1 in 3 women experience rape or domestic violence. Over 90% of perpetrators are known to victims & 1 in 2 rapists are partners or ex-partners. #r4today

HOW in the year 2025 do people still think that posting sxy content guarantees an audience?! I swear to god you all are missing out on reality. The reality is all shadow bans and deplatforming, loss of financial accounts and blatant discrimination. You have no SW friends and it shows.

It’s very important you all remember that usually a man decides if a woman is funny by how much she’s laughing at *his* jokes

help me and my flatmate have Millennial’d again and remembered when Facebook was fun

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

So disrespectful that people read the leaked budget. The effects shots weren't even done yet, and no music. So unfair to the creatives who put it together.

🍏new blog on my substack about making weird art with your friends open.substack.com/pub/siandock...

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

💛 my friend writes the best newsletter about autism, gender transition & his obsessive interest in niche indie bands which you should defs subscribe to 💌 buttondown.com/scarierhandles

I’m only ever 1 menstrual cycle away from opening a comedy-club-slash-crystals-shop called Only Fools & Quartzes where if stuff bombs we throw shiny lil rocks at each other 💎 ✨💖

🎵I’m gonna keep on jinglin’ to the pink pony club🎵

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Today we remember and grieve all those we have lost. But we also commit – collectively – to fighting for those of us who are left. There will be hope as long as we continue to stand together. https://goodlaw.social/n1jn

ok I need a new hobby that isn’t just saving videos of fish that remind me of Lana Del Rey.

For non-UK people: Wes Streeting has taken more donations from private healthcare investors than any other British MP. He also happens to be the Health Secretary. This is regarded as Completely Fine.

this is Lana Del Marketing.

Greens - Lower bills through nationalising our public services, wealth tax on assets and huge increase in investment in our public services. Labour - ID Cards, random statements about flags and Austerity 2.0. But apparently the Green Party are the "vibes era?" Make it make sense!

🧑‍🎄 trans secret Santa are a lush org to donate to if you’re frustrated & furious about the state of trans rights in the U.K. & wanna spread festive joy 💛🏳️‍⚧️🎄 💌 Xmas cards www.zeffy.com/en-GB/ticket... 🎁 Donate directly www.zeffy.com/en-GB/donati...

Spare a thought for every pumpkin going back to the day job today.

happy halloween from David Harbour’s publicist 💀 #halloween

Every one of Michael’s shows warms my heart, go go go

If Charli XCX gave us brat summer Lily Allen has truly given us brat divorce.