*Lana Del Rey starts playing* 🦋

could you maybe … fuck off?

Wiping lipstick off your teeth is unhinged, we really be like Whoops I messed up while redrawing my labia and accidentally got the bit of my skeleton that pops out.

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🎵who put the glad in glad-he-ate-another-mince pie…? Herc-YULE-es alright I’m off happy Christmas

2 days’ home for Christmas and we’ve already shotgunned which songs we want to be cremated to, in case my sister reads this MINE is Tubthumping by Chumbawumba and ONLY MINE fyi

It's basically impossible to overstate how sharply written THE GOLDEN GIRLS is.

Hope is here. It's all of us. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere

Getting to the end of the year feeling like a sack of deflated mozzarella tbh but just recorded a truly spirit-lifting polepod episode I can’t wait to share with ya ✨💛✨💛✨

Abolish male billionaires with devastating urgency plz 🫣🫣

bar for a headline/subhead to make you go "huh, pardon me, what" has become mightily high in 2025 but: huh, pardon me, what www.wsj.com/us-news/chin...

Jewish people have been telling us for years antisemetism is on the rise and they feel less safe. Are we going to believe them now?

Bleak day for UK broadcasting, solidarity and love to the unstoppable force for good @robinince.bsky.social

People are choosing a politics of decency, courage and imagination. They’re choosing a politics that doesn’t scapegoat the vulnerable or remain quiet on injustice. People are choosing to make hope normal again. www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Re-entering that time of year when men would routinely explain ethical non-monogamy to me while snorting coke off an iPhone 5 good god.

⚡️⚡️treat yourself or the WRYTAARGH in your life to a big juicy dose of @alicefraser.bsky.social inspo ⚡️⚡️

Police inaction on sexual violence against women & girls laid bare again. A culture of impunity for misogyny. Almost 1 in 3 women experience rape or domestic violence. Over 90% of perpetrators are known to victims & 1 in 2 rapists are partners or ex-partners. #r4today

HOW in the year 2025 do people still think that posting sxy content guarantees an audience?! I swear to god you all are missing out on reality. The reality is all shadow bans and deplatforming, loss of financial accounts and blatant discrimination. You have no SW friends and it shows.

It’s very important you all remember that usually a man decides if a woman is funny by how much she’s laughing at *his* jokes

help me and my flatmate have Millennial’d again and remembered when Facebook was fun

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

So disrespectful that people read the leaked budget. The effects shots weren't even done yet, and no music. So unfair to the creatives who put it together.

🍏new blog on my substack about making weird art with your friends open.substack.com/pub/siandock...

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

💛 my friend writes the best newsletter about autism, gender transition & his obsessive interest in niche indie bands which you should defs subscribe to 💌 buttondown.com/scarierhandles

I’m only ever 1 menstrual cycle away from opening a comedy-club-slash-crystals-shop called Only Fools & Quartzes where if stuff bombs we throw shiny lil rocks at each other 💎 ✨💖

🎵I’m gonna keep on jinglin’ to the pink pony club🎵

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Today we remember and grieve all those we have lost. But we also commit – collectively – to fighting for those of us who are left. There will be hope as long as we continue to stand together. https://goodlaw.social/n1jn

ok I need a new hobby that isn’t just saving videos of fish that remind me of Lana Del Rey.

For non-UK people: Wes Streeting has taken more donations from private healthcare investors than any other British MP. He also happens to be the Health Secretary. This is regarded as Completely Fine.

this is Lana Del Marketing.

Greens - Lower bills through nationalising our public services, wealth tax on assets and huge increase in investment in our public services. Labour - ID Cards, random statements about flags and Austerity 2.0. But apparently the Green Party are the "vibes era?" Make it make sense!

🧑‍🎄 trans secret Santa are a lush org to donate to if you’re frustrated & furious about the state of trans rights in the U.K. & wanna spread festive joy 💛🏳️‍⚧️🎄 💌 Xmas cards www.zeffy.com/en-GB/ticket... 🎁 Donate directly www.zeffy.com/en-GB/donati...

Spare a thought for every pumpkin going back to the day job today.

happy halloween from David Harbour’s publicist 💀 #halloween

Every one of Michael’s shows warms my heart, go go go

If Charli XCX gave us brat summer Lily Allen has truly given us brat divorce.

Ugh it’s so bleak seeing kids under 10 on the tube with HP wands, Gryffindor scarves, all the swag and seeing how much joy this fictional world gives them & wondering at what point it’ll have to be explained to them that the creator used all this power to become a raging transphobe wtf

NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print. If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on. A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed. open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

Met a meme in real life today, shorter in person than you’d expect but still quite starstruck ngl

New Lily Allen album is wall to wall angst bangers AND IT SLAPS 🔥🔥🔥

This is how you blurb

Ooh this Green Party stuff is fun isn’t it.

I dunnit 🌱 honestly I’ve really struggled to shift my perception of the Greens as knit-your-own-cabbages type hippie ppl but now they’re talking really solid, clear economic strategy & their comms are 🔥

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my therapist took one look at my T shirt and went “oh dear” and it felt good to be Known #lanaforever ❤️‍🩹

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📻 Tonight 6.30pm on BBC Radio Wales! Comedy 🔥sizzle🔥 of this week’s news with a Welsh twist, loved writing on this show & would love you to listen: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

nuns vs cops is gooooo 🔥🇵🇸❤️ www.womanalive.co.uk/i-have-been-...

been traveling a lot for work but thankfully for my pole practice I am an innovator in the field of public nuisances.