NEW EPISODE DAY!! From Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice to Donkey Hottie. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leonardo Da Vinci's conspiracy amphibians and the squirrels that rule the school. "You can't beat a bit of Skeet." buzzsprout.com/2208783

A new one for me tonight; an audience member saying I look like a sexy, taller Peter Dinklage.

New Episode Day!! From Winter's Bone to While You Beast Me! In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a rabbit to bring the world together and the best thing Ken Dodd has done in years. "I'm looking for the hamster I married." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

From Egghead Republic to Catch Ye Jesus If You Can. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELAINE MALCOLMSON discuss, among other things, the touching story of an ugly crooner and a disturbingly popular woodland sexual awakening. www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

From 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple to Don't Panic, It's The Titanic. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brian De Palma's love of escalators and stairs and the unrestrained violence of Stan Laurel. "Its return heralds disaster." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

AI Movie Poster for The Big Duck Fallout. www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

AI Movie Poster for Nae Way Pal www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

From Poltergeist to The Spirit Of Amour. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why gangsters and rock music don't mix and the risks of having an affordable hatchback care for your child. "Low sugar Ribena for you next time." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

The sequel should be called The Devil Wears Pra-deux. Alls I'm sayin'.

A beautiful day in Leith

Fringe Show Poster Ahoy!! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂

NEW EPISODE DAY!! From Final Destination Bloodlines to Poker? I Barely Know Her. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, using technology for a new shower experience and how to survive a sinking Nic Cage. "Charlton Heston gives good twist." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Fringe Show Poster Ahoy!! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

⭐️ BEST OF THE FRINGE ⭐️ Tonight at 7pm & 9pm! Get a peek of what’s to come in August, as these festival faves try new material ahead of the Fringe! #KatieBoyle @stumurphy.bsky.social‬ #GarethMutch #ChrisForbes @eleanormorton.bsky.social‬ 🎟️ buff.ly/dutwcF1

Brian Wilson - RIP It's always summer somewhere www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90b...

TOMMOROW NIGHT!!! Join us at The Stand Comedy Club for Stu & Garry's Improv Show with our special guests Will Naameh and Christine Simpson. Doors at half seven, show at half eight. See you there. www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

🍌 TOP BANANA 🍌 Tonight at 7pm & 9pm! Catch all the best newcomers, pros trying new material and a fantastic headliner - for just £3! @amyfmatthews.bsky.social‬ & @stumurphy.bsky.social‬ host and headline 🎟 buff.ly/nse4SmZ . . . #comedy #edinburgh #whatsonedinburgh

🆓 TONIGHT 🆓 Don't miss Edinburgh's favourite open mic night, where anyone can perform! It's loose and fun and quick!​ Hosted by @stumurphy.bsky.social and #RobinGrainger ✏️ Sign-up in person from 7pm 🍻 Barrel Bar upstairs open til 1am 🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

⚔️ TONIGHT ⚔️ Comedians go head-to-head in the notoriously brutal Roast Battle! 🔥 🎩 Roastmaster: @billykirkwood.bsky.social 👑 Judges: #KrystalEvans, #JodieSloan & @stumurphy.bsky.social ★★★★★ Broadway Baby 🎥 Streamed live on NextUp Comedy! 🎟️ buff.ly/LfzQucy

We had a cracking laugh recording the podcast today with our special guest author @brookmyre.bsky.social Episode drops on Wednesday & why not give @bigdumbmovies.bsky.social a wee follow as well

⭐️ BEST OF THE FRINGE ⭐️ Tonight at 7pm & 9pm! Don't miss this fantastic line-up as they try new material ahead of this year’s Edinburgh Fringe! @macarthurboyd.bsky.social #KrystalEvans @rosslesliecomedy.bsky.social @theamyannette.bsky.social @stumurphy.bsky.social 🎟️ buff.ly/XjUfJQu

NEW EPISODE DAY!! From His Girl Friday to Herme's Adventures In The Nile. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, rickety rope bridges in the rain and a drug-addled, rhythmic legal team. "She's lying." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

TONIGHT!!! Stu & Garry's Improv Show at The Stand Comedy Club returns with very special guests Pippa Evans and Mara Joy. Come join the fun. www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

Today the comedy industry website www.chortle.co.uk finally misspelled the word “comedy”.

NEW EPISODE DAY!! From A Working Man to Phantom Of The Opera 2: Cats. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Burt Lancaster's dirty protest and mentally unstable tailoring for the man about town. "Human trafficking is hot right now.” www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

From A Working Man to Phantom Of The Opera 2: Cats. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Burt Lancaster's dirty protest and mentally unstable tailoring for the man about town. "Human trafficking is hot right now.” www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

Flirting 101

Went to Planet for a beer on my way home. This cost me £7. Seven. Fucking. Quid. In Edinburgh.

TONIGHT!!! Come down to the Stand Comedy Club for Stu & Garry's Improv Show. Our special guests are the wonderful Billy Kirkwood and Neil Bratchpiece. Doors 7.30, Show 8.30 Tix - www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

Tomorrow at the Stand Comedy Club It's Stu & Garry's Improv Show. Kick off April in style as we welcome our guests @billykirkwood.bsky.social and Neil Bratchpiece to the show. Doors 7.30 for a 8.30 start Tix - www.thestand.co.uk/performance/18279/stu-garrys-improv-show/20250401/edinburgh

From Crimson Tide to Judy & The Moose Loose Aboot This Hoose. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest RAYMOND MEARNS discuss, among other things, Adrien Brody's special talent and the most rigorously researched gangster movies ever. "Ah, good old Russian billionaires." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Here's a bit of stand up about the kids in 1970s PSAs. Particularly resonant for fans of Scarred For Life. #scarredforlife www.youtube.com/watch?v=teVV...

🆓 TONIGHT 🆓 Catch Edinburgh’s favourite open mic, where literally anyone can perform! Join the fun (if you dare), either on stage or in the safety of our wonderful audience! Hosted by #KateHammer and @stumurphy.bsky.social ✏️ Sign-up in person from 7pm 🍻 Barrel Bar open til 1am 🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

⭐️ BEST OF THE FRINGE ⭐️ Catch these fantastic acts and their new material in the lead up to this year’s Fringe! Tonight at 7pm & 9pm! #HannahCampbell @kathleenwho.bsky.social #JackTraynor @stumurphy.bsky.social #KateHammer #LiamWithnail 🎟️ buff.ly/DV0Wuad

From The Arrival to Slow Is The New Fast. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the effectiveness of chocolate in ladies baseball and the greatest crime ever committed against Scottish open air theatre. "I won't eat pre-smashed assholes." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

⚔️ TONIGHT ⚔️ Comedians go head-to-head in the notoriously brutal Roast Battle! 🔥 🎩 Roastmaster: @stumurphy.bsky.social 👑 Judges: #KateHammer, #GiuliaGalastro & #JodieSloan ★★★★★ Broadway Baby 🎥 Streamed live on NextUp Comedy! 🎟️ buff.ly/fmlwUYN

Stu & Joe are at the Edinburgh fringe!! Tickets on sale now www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2435/...

NEW EPISODE DAY!! From Juggernaut to Lobster? Yes, Sir! In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, MI6's self care regime and the one bank robber in the gang who could do his job. "There's no fondue in prison." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Tonight at the Stand in Edinburgh it’s Stu & Garry’s Improv Show. In a last minute change our guests tonight are Will Naameh and Mara Joy. Tix - www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

AI Movie Poster for Earning My Stripes With The Suffragettes www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.

NEW EPISODE DAY!! From The Gorge to Earning My Stripes With The Suffragettes. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Glenn Miller's secret plan for invasion and a whole new genre of bovine movies. "Wang me!" www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Still riding high on this

From Jojo Rabbit to Buttercup Nonsense. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest FRED MACAULAY discuss, among other things, why Robert Redford can never be a true nerd and the drag queen infiltration of the mafia. "Oh, by the way...get tested." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

From Good Time to Finish First. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ROBIN GRAINGER discuss, among other things, pizza making mafia figures and a globe trotting fish fraud. "This is my spout, there are many like it but this one is mine." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Promotional Still from It'll Be Bullfight On The Night www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Last night I conducted the prize draw while hosting at The Stand Comedy Club. I duly brought the man who won onstage and he proposed to his girlfriend in front of a delighted crowd. She said yes. Congratulations Callum & Holly.