🚨 NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Following Inshallah United, I am chuffed to bits to announce my second book - Assalam Alaikum, Our Kid! A story of being Muslim, Manc and mad for it in the new millennium Pre-oder with 25% off at @Waterstones using the code OCTOBER25: www.waterstones.com/book/assalam...

Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway... Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed

Podcast: @macarthurboyd.bsky.social joins @jordanmiddler.bsky.social and @scully1888.bsky.social to chat about Pokemon, Silksong and more. Watch: youtu.be/TBJ6en9ygjI A bonus episode is also available on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/140815...

@macarthurboyd.bsky.social 's Comedy Show "Scary Times" is just as funny on another viewing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-1...

It's the most wonderful time of the year where comedians take their Edinburgh shows on tour so lazy bastards like me get to see them. Bringing three friends to @macarthurboyd.bsky.social in Brum.

Great show again @macarthurboyd.bsky.social !

NEW PODCAST EPISODE - I forgot to take a photo when @alisonspittle.bsky.social and I recorded, so here’s us in front of some Christmas lights ✨ this week we chat about Irish painkillers, septicaemia and being punched by a childhood enemy

extra EDINBURGH FRINGE show added! plus loads of recommendations for great stand-ups to see x check out my mailing list CMB x As You Were on Substack

more than 50% of tickets have been sold for my edinburgh fringe run which is obviously class but if you’re wanting to see the new show you’ll need to move fast and i’d rather it was you than some fanny x CMB As you were

Really enjoyed the very funny 'Dungeons and Dragons special' of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle and @macarthurboyd.bsky.social I enjoyed it 10 times more than the recent Dungeons and Dragons film. Looking forward to listening to the rest of the adventure.

Great to see Here Comes the Guillotine with @macarthurboyd.bsky.social , Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Bruce Randy is now releasing full YouTube videos – though the studio is unexpectedly far too bright, I always imagined them sitting in a dark underground room

20,000 views for my stand-up special SCARY TIMES on youtube x I’m delighted with that x CMB As You Were

✨ TONIGHT ✨ An hour of work-in-progress not-quite-there-yet stand-up comedy from @macarthurboyd.bsky.social. As heard on the Here Comes The Guillotine podcast. The dark prince of BBC Scotland. “Total commitment to the act of joking around” ★★★★★ ShortCom 🎟️ buff.ly/4jWeXAQ

We just launched super fun sci-fi co-op shooter MYCOPUNK. The universe it's set in is very cool and weird, so I put this thing together, inspired by old school game manuals, and loaded it with ~lore~ and other interesting nuggets. 🔗 www.mycopunkgame.com/employee-han...

New podcast. A minute by minute dissection of the emotions I felt after being wrongly accused of leaving a shit in a public toilet open.spotify.com/episode/1zHM...

work in progress this sunday in edinburgh and the show is GETTING THERE

EDINBURGH! I love you! I’m bringing my new show to the fringe and I must insist you buy tickets and tell your friends www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

A full comedy special from the brilliant @macarthurboyd.bsky.social

Hey @angryblacklady.bsky.social I know you like UK Comedy, and I wanted to share this one from @macarthurboyd.bsky.social it popped up on my feed in the last week, and I gotta tell you, it's phenomenal. (Also the Some Laugh Podcast can be a real treasure) www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-1...

Don't Miss this brilliant bit of Standup, Pure Laughs, I've watched it in parts all week when getting ready for the day as well as two times through, magic!

watch my comedy special SCARY TIMES on the some laugh youtube channel this sunny sunday x CMB as you were

Watched the latest stand-up special from friend of VGC @macarthurboyd.bsky.social, which is free on YouTube. Absolutely hilarious, and wholly recommended for fans of Scottish patter ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-1...

We’ve got an absolutely stunning line-up for the next edition of Marginalia. Comedy from @macarthurboyd.bsky.social, poetry from Iona Lee, performance from Alan Bissett and the wonderful Carrie Marshall discussing her new book. 9th July at @standcomedyclub.bsky.social Glasgow. 🎟️ On sale now!

@macarthurboyd.bsky.social Pal, I'm watching Scary Times and you're pure dead brilliant. I'm falling out of my chair laughing at this, and I'm only 20 minutes in. PURE DEAD BRILLIANT "Don't let anybody steal your thunder" youtu.be/81-1fQaRMWo?...

even my special is held at toblerone point

unbelievable response to the special’s release last night, including offers of TV work x on god CMB As You Were

Nearly fell over in the local Tesco laughing to #HereComesTheGuillotine and @macarthurboyd.bsky.social to stuff I've heard before. They literally wanted to call me an ambulance.

Another brilliant CMB special - comedy at its bleakest and funniest! Scary Times on YouTube now!

New @macarthurboyd.bsky.social special online! youtu.be/81-1fQaRMWo

my new stand-up special recorded last year at the pavilion theatre in glasgow goes LIVE at 8pm on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-1...

a guy said i was the specciest cunt he’d ever seen in his life

Welcome to Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, My Chemical Romance

CMAT interviewed by Alexis Petridis in the Guardian: "Everyone else in music needs a kick up the hole" www.theguardian.com/music/ng-int...

Tears of laughter during much of this week's Here Comes the Guillotine podcast live in Edinburgh. Just a fantastically funny threesome (plus Fern Brady as special guest) – it works really well in the live setting, playing off the audience @macarthurboyd.bsky.social

Oh to be an armadillo frolicking through the forest

All-Star #Superman got a shout on #HereComesTheGuillotine — buzzing to read it! Cool that #GrantMorrison is a fellow Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✨ Cheers @macarthurboyd.bsky.social boyd.bsky.social @susiemccabecomedy.bsky.social l & #FrankieBoyle — for the pod, top laughs 🙌 #GraphicNovels #DCComics #Comics #Superheroes

RUN/DMC but it’s CUM/CMB

NEW PODCAST EPISODE: 7 - Let’s Take This to The Jungle with @CassCassPaige & @zoesanspants ✨ this week on The Agonies we discuss nuance as a special interest, having “poo-man” money & getting your leg cut off

George Clooney says he will 'keep pushing' to return Elgin Marbles to Greece Visit www.dailymail.co.uk/scotland www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

The brilliant Scottish standup comedian, Christopher @macarthurboyd.bsky.social from the podcast Here Comes The Guillotine with @frankieboyle51.bsky.social and @susiemccabecomedy.bsky.social, is my fascinating, funny and very entertaining guest on My Time Capsule Follow pod.fo/e/2d6162

Amazing shows by @josielong.bsky.social and @macarthurboyd.bsky.social tonight at the Rum Shack, mid show blackout notwithstanding, can’t wait to see both at the fringe!

✨ TONIGHT ✨ An hour of work-in-progress not-quite-there-yet stand-up comedy from @macarthurboyd.bsky.social As heard on the Here Comes The Guillotine podcast. The dark prince of BBC Scotland. “Macarthur-Boyd is the future” The Herald ★★★★★ ShortCom 🎟️ buff.ly/sV08eYB

new work-in-progress stand-up shows all over the place x read all about it CMB As You Were

the playfulness of the Chillin’ destination when a train is not in service only serves to underline the war crime-level violence visited upon this country by scotrail in every other way they communicate

shoutout to that advert in podcasts for second-hand phones that has nine different alarms and ringtones going off. just what you need when you’re trying to get to doze off

🚨 Solo Shows & Specials 🚨 Don't miss these top solo shows and specials - this week at Monkey Barrel Comedy! #MariseGaughan #LiamWithnail @abigoliah.bsky.social @mattpricecomedian.bsky.social #EdNight @macarthurboyd.bsky.social @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @theamyannette.bsky.social buff.ly/kb6M8D2

fucking sit down john