Time for a Braiden Graham cameo off the bench? #EFC

Javier Milei had to beg a bail-out and already needs another. Argentina's economy is in a tailspin. Gov't bonds and peso in freefall. People starving, throwing rocks at him. Farage last year: "He's amazing. It's Thatcherism on steroids. Cutting and slashing expenditure. That's leadership." SHARE!

Specialist right back needed urgently! #EFC

There is a God!!! #EFC

“These colours don’t ru….oh for fucks sake”

Great finish by Charly, superb lay off from Armstrong.

It took an Irish journalist, Claire Byrne, to hand Farage’s arse to him on a plate. Depressing not to see more of this in British broadcasting. Anyway, enjoy how the big mouth has nothing to say for once after she plays him some very embarrassing footage…

Deal agreed for Dibbles (SSN)😲

Tsimikas is expected to leave the RS this summer and Marseilles are sniffing. What do you reckon on saving the lad some removal expenses? Could (and have done in the past) do a lot worse... Do us for a couple of years while Aznou beds in, given that Mykolenko's fitness seems to be an issue.

“If I said I was wearing a Palestine Action T-shirt would you get here quicker?” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Johnathan Rowe from Marseilles, anybody?... #EFC

Missed most of the 2nd half...I think I was lucky 🙄...

I take it we've not signed a full back then... #EFC Dire stuff!

No chance of getting Semenyo, I suppose...,?...#EFC

What GIF pops up when you write your name?

Wake me up when we've bought a specialist Right Back...💤💤💤 #EFC

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...#EFC

Oh dear...Travers blots the copybook early...

Must say the delay in agreeing a new contract with Idrissa Gana Gueye is worrying. He'll be a big miss if we lose him. #EFC

Neil Young...WOW!!!

Can we feast on the carcass of Olympique Lyonnais? #EFC

You've got to be pleased for Palace...Guardiola's doing himself no favours...

This is definitely worth a read blues

There is but one true God...

We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham

What a cross that was from Idrissa Gana Gueye... magic...#EFC

Beto's found his diving boots again 🙄...#EFCWHU

Sky Sports "understands" that Thelwell will leave the club at the end of his contract...

Jesus Christ! #EFC

History, memory, grief and belonging: my bittersweet Goodison farewell www.theguardian.com/football/202...

C'mon Everton, make me smile...😊

Does the heart good... 💙💙💙#EFC

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Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy. Please don’t share.

Jesus! Sacked less than 4 hours before a game. Good luck Seamie and Bainsey!

I love it when the traitors turn on each other.

We've had enough now... time for change! #AdiósDyche

Good Lord, Dyche, it gets worse and worse! What ARE you doing?...

Happy Christmas folks!

Three much needed points but this squad needs radical surgery. Huge respect to Ashley Young for his contribution to the cause! It's no overstatement to say that he's been immense over the last couple of months.

Embarrassing!

If only United had a forward with Beto's lightning pace...

Dire, Dyche, dire...

Where are they now? Part three of an occasional series. Peter Bone, ardent Brexiteer & former Conservative MP for Wellingborough. Affectionately known as old ‘Boner.’ Peter is happily retired & likes nothing more than visiting his local pub for a few drinks & a spot of lunch.😊

RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

Jill in the village shop was surprised this morning by a tatty & smelly old vagrant begging as she unlocked her premises. She noticed the stains on his trousers & gummy dirt on his lips. ‘Got any lubricants Missus?’ he asked plaintively. Here’s a photo of him: Any idea who he is?🥺