Sry for the New Year's flex but sex with me was recently described as "like hearing Bach played on a broken accordion."

just so it's clear: this is the exact core function of genAI Fascist government and climate deniers love it because it can produce the aesthetics of knowledge without any actual tendency towards truth. It is automated denialism. Shame on every climate scientist promoting its use (there are lots)

Had er mij maar iemand gewaarschuwd dat het tijd was voor PEPPOL

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

i could have sworn it was called the mandela affect

RIP to such a funny person we bring this one up all the time

lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing

Beat my niece at Mario Kart so she started crying? Fool. I contain wells of grief so deep not even the Gods can see the bottom. This is just another contest you're going to lose.

Te weinig kleppers gezien van films dit jaar (ik loop achter en moet gedoodverfde favoriet One Battle After Another bijvoorbeeld nog bekijken), maar Sinners vond ik enorm entertainend.

Eindejaarslijstje, no particular order: Games: Death Stranding 2 Mafia: The Old Country Keeper The Alters Avowed Battlefield 6 Doom: The Dark Ages Ball x Pit

eindejaarslijstje, no particular order: Platen: Tame Impala - Deadbeat billy woods - Golliwog Logic1000 - DJ-Kicks Soulwax - All Systems Are Lying Djrum - Under Tangled Silence

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

Ik ben klaar om de ring naar Mordor te dragen

Ketamine

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate :) open web for all

Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.

Tip 1: Stop met gourmetten

Firefox browser falls to AI. What do we do now?

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

Hahahahahahahaha no.

Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for “marketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

The Doom-playing rats are back, and now they've learned how to shoot (check de foto's!)

What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your machine that makes writers obsolete

Academics and technologists are sounding the alarm about a growing crisis in scholarship as we know it: AI-generated citations of nonexistent papers that have infested real journals. Despite being fake, the sources are widely assumed to be authentic the more they appear in published literature.

Original post: thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarml...

Good page with lots of resources re: the stupidity of age verification online Age Verification and Age Gating: Resource Hub

Hopelijk heeft er niemand het volgend jaar RAM nodig, because we're fucked.

Een technologie zo obviously nuttig en gewild dat ze geforceerd aan je (checks notes) TV moet toegevoegd worden LG voegt onverwijderbare Copilot-snelkoppeling toe aan WebOS 25-televisies tweakers.net/nieuws/24261...

New favourite headline.

yes, tell your friends you love them. more importantly, tell pictures of animals you see online you love them

Like if anyone actually cared about actual persuasion bullshit they’d tell you to learn to make content for TikTok instead of doing Twitter v Bluesky performative debate club for 38 year olds. Whatever relevance these sites have is only because media people are helplessly addicted to them

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it. They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

Spirit animal ‘He’s living his best life’: drunk raccoon hit DMV for snacks before liquor store | Virginia | The Guardian

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

Excellent computermisbruik. 4 billion if statements | Blabbin’ andreasjhkarlsson.github.io//jekyll/upda...

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

Al dat nieuws rond die stoute Ruben Van Gucht de laatste weken is 1 lange campagne voor "Houdt Het Voor Bekeken" van Xander De Rycke later deze maand, ik ben er zeker van

Dat alle voorstanders van een leeftijdsban op sociale media daar nog eens heel goed over moeten nadenken. Honest Government Ad | Social Media Ban

a solar eclipse and a tree is like “aw man I was eating that”

Telkens als Joël De Ceulaer Bluesky (waar hij helemaal nooit aan denkt) open doet (om helemaal niet te zoeken naar ophef) en beslist om daarover te klagen op X (wat hij helemaal nooit zou doen)

Uit 2024. Not AI. Awesome.