Golfers Mad question but also a serious one If you where doing to try and hit a marshmallow so someone could catch it in their mouth What club would you use? It's for a bit I swear.

Short horror story ideas 1 - "You're having a bad poop...and there's a wasp" 2 - "You're having a good poop, bits is a christening"

Happy Father's Day C**ts :)

I forgot I had a Bluesky

I know it's just a sizzler reel But it just looks So...much..fun! Fassenbender Hasslehoff Arnie 10 minutes of a awesome! Hollywood give us what we want! youtu.be/JQRuka2aJy4?...

Finally making the exodus properly from X It really has turned into a rotten pile of minced, mind cartridge ....I brought Pringles

This is it the first weekend of the 2025 Glasgow comedy festival kicks off First shows Friday (tonight) and tommorow for Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman live at Blackfriars Edinburgh festival smash gets unleashed in Glasgow Starts 6pm sharp! www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/engli...

Looking at the end of sitcoms to make sure characters get closure I'm on about my 20th now Mom was funnier than it has any business being

So what's the first film you think of when you think of John Candy. I'll go first - Who's Harry Crumb.

If your watching Elimination Chamber Man I hate Def Rebels music

Choose 20 movies that have stayed with you or influenced you. One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, and no reviews. Day 1/20

I like watching old movies cause people had normal teeth back then. And by old movies I just mean anything filmed before 2014.

Just read the news. They don't make em like Gene Hackman anymore. A performer who raised everything he worked in from tough guy, to commander to Buffon. From blockbusters to first timers. He did em all. Go watch a Hackman movie today folks.

Too good to go FTW!!!

Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the Middle of a main road The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes. Hello again Bluesky

You know how when you say. " I woke up and this thing happened. It was me. I did when you were asleep

Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the Middle of a main road The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes. Hello again Bluesky

May you dreams but like a cascade of vienetta on your souls And maybe you enemies crack there face on every slab of hard boiled bollock hill. Night night

Tonight gig cancelled last minute due to the venue being flooded. So it's a night in of Yoga and Coffee...yes I am hope I go F**k myself too. Busy one next week, so tonight I get caffeinated off my tits for the royal rumble!

Ever had one of those days were you think. "You know all those people that can't stand the sound of my voice....I totally get it" Monday about as much fun as a recently digested Child's shoe.

✨ TONIGHT ✨ A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from @billykirkwood.bsky.social that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and some outright mentalness (not a word). "Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" Broadway World 🎟️ https://buff.ly/42q1ZVb

@yindyplayz.bsky.social welcome to dance pal :)

Recording a special episode today of our new Wrestling Podcast - WRESTLING FOREVER ahead of Monday Night Raw landmark jump to Netflix! Get your opinions and your questions in - just pop them in the comments below to be apart of the show!

2025 sucks! Just getting it in now to be ahead of the game.

A reminder that wrestling is smashing.

Sitting a Christmas Dinner getting Career Advice from "relatives".

New episode! Have a great Christmas everybody Xx open.spotify.com/episode/6MIX...

New episode of Wrestling Forever is recorded tommorow and we're looking for your wrestling related questions. The fall out from Saturday nights main event? Did Jesse Ventura's teeth give you the fear? Who would you go heel On in your house and why? Reply with question or DM

The biggest Heel in last nights Saturday Night's Main Event #SaturdayNightsMainEvent

NEWS! FIFA President defends Saudi World Cup in tracksuit stuffed with cash

I really have to stop leaving my T-shirts lying around. He came down for breakfast dressed like this, this morning "Didn't you see the bad word dude?" "Dad...that's the best bit!"

Hit us with your wrestling questions for a new episode recording of Wrestling Forever today with me and your man @RyanStevenF2 FIRE THEM IN THE COMMENTS BELOW! ANY TOPIC! youtube.com/@wrestlingfo...

Mind when you wee and you didn't know anything about what was going on in the world and you'd just ignore the news and watch cartoons Man I miss those days

Recording Episode Two of our new Podcast - Wrestling Forever Told we got a pretty active wrestling community over here on Bluesky So if you've got any topics or any questions you'd love to open up Fire them below >>

Also a quick heads up We're making the right choice here with Bluesky folks. Your not even given the choice to not follow that loaf headed tit.

Weird dream last night were I was being unbelievably nice to a frankly horrible man that gigs on the circuit (as I would in real life because I'm delightful sweetheart) When I suddenly became self aware mid dream - ranted about how much this guy is a prick Oddly liberating

Alright say something controversial to gain traction on here #2 Your ankles are just your baby knees.

Todays note from my phone "I grew a beard But now I've not got the waist line to shave "

Alright say something controversial An American Tail: Fievel Goes West was the best movie of 1991 Suck it IWC! YEAH...I'm a bad boy. To the fucking marrow baby!

@stumurphy.bsky.social look at cha. All sexing up a new platform eh? Jesus this place is already roasting Got folks bits throbbing harder than a blind cobblers thumb. Sopping like Aerials Douche.

Todays note from my phone "Sometimes I like to go and hide in toilets and reset...they are like the save point of life"

So many people being bothered one way or another by the John Lewis advert It's painfully fine...flatline reaction I want a real Christmas advert where I call my gran the C word & throw a trifle at my "uncle"...who is really just a alcoholic loan shark my dad sucked off in 1987 Merry Christmas

Sensational!

A little example Scottish ADHD

On the countdown to Halloween watching a classic every day. No necessary a "Halloween" movie I guess but one that gets you in the mood Pre gig I'm watching Psycho Post Gig Psycho 2 (mad underrated) What are folk watching? #halloween

Had enough of X and Elon Musk and his stupid Loaf Shaped head Hello.