400 miles north of NYC: Same

Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer until you're the one calmly stating "we're encased in flame"

Could you sync faster? I do have a deadline...

Said better than I ever could.

On behalf of all people who run crowdfund campaigns and artist stores, let me be the one to say it today: International shipping really is that expensive. It really costs that much. I know it's expensive. That's really what it costs. I'm sorry. I don't set the prices. But it really does cost that m

What I am about to write... has NOT been approved by the Pope...

I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle

Because it came up a bit over the weekend, I'm going to reiterate something here for all my #ttrpg designing pals, new & old. Using AI can only shrink your audience. No one is excited to see AI, and plenty of folks abhor it. When you use AI, you attract no one new & repulse more than you know. …

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me His white teeth make a musical din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god

love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries

Just got a job as a reverse scarecrow (I attract birds and frighten vegetables)

organized crime? babe I don’t even have organized desk I’ll consider crime piles

My main worry is that we’re banning social media for kids but not AI. So you can’t speak to real people online anymore, kids, but you sure can talk to your fake artificial friend who weirdly loves to talk about taking your own life!

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. If you've looked upon my works and despaired please consider leaving a review on one of the major online retail sites.

you don't actually have to fulfill your magical destiny, magical destinies are just a scam by Big Plotline to sell more hero's journeys

Oh my goodness, this thread is delightful. 🫖☕

No, you’re not

How can Bell Canada make it so hard to prove you've paid them while they are literally showing you proof of your payments?

this is my kind of company motto right here

Just when I think* I'm shaking my Kickstarter habit @postcurious.bsky.social drops a new campaign 💸 *I know I'm never shaking this habit www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...

Turns out Google Docs has a character limit and I hit it so now I might need to consider that Google Docs is not the best place to write a novel?

If you make a website where the log in button prompts you to make an account instead of taking you directly to signing in you should go to jail

Topical.

Never related more to one of my TTRPG character than when my VtM PC bestial failed a phone call this weekend.

There is a reason Doug Ford severely limited FOI in Ontario

It’s really frightening.

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

Return-to-office policies at this time make no sense. We don’t have the transit capacity, we don’t have the office space, we don’t have the parking. Losing this greenspace – meant for recreation and physical health – to parking because of RTO is sad.

Why do we have so much investment in AI when nobody has figured out how to make a non-plastic chopping board that you can put in the dishwasher. Get your priorities in order

Me: *getting emotional* Wife: What’s up? Me: I’m proud of my friend, I think they got a new job Wife: You think? What’s their name? Me: *sobbing* I DON’T KNOW

My work PC got a Copilot update and now half my job is dismissing Copilot notifications. NO I don't want your help writing an email NO I don't want to message this person some other time (we're *actively* chatting) NO NO NO

A quick update on my April 1st post:

"The Great British Writing Show" where contestants break down crying over blank word documents.

Happy 9th anniversary to Tom Holland's performance of Umbrella on Lip Sync Battle, a pivotal pop culture moment in history! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

I cannot stop watching this clip.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Okay folks, because this happens every year: 1. The Met Gala funds the Costume Institute which does not receive any of the money the Met Museum gets from tickets or money from the general donation pool to the Met.

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

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Met the Gala be with you

The intrusive thoughts overwhelmed my last two brain cells

I'm not sure the marketing email that says "use our AI automation, don't worry, you can undo anything it does" is really selling me on their AI....

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

The moment he heard “gravy plane” he knew he had to sell it toronto.citynews.ca/2026/04/19/f...

What I Mean When I Say I'm Tired ~ K.E. Sermonté "I want quiet. I want the mercy of being unseen without being unloved."