God I should have married rich … is there still time for that ? Rich hot and likes a peaceful house

In one life, we are raising a family, laughing as we pull dinner from the oven. In another, I am hunting you across moors, I am enchanting you with terrifying magic, I am attaching your soul to ornate jewelry

You absolutely don't ever have to hand it to Tucker Carlson.

Not even once in this video did I expect the next step. Not once

When you accidentally spell it "Shapeshitter" and now all you can think about is wombats.

hello from the raccoon outside my house at 2am :)

All movies can be werewolf movies if they take place during other phases of the moon and their lycanthropy just doesn't come up in the plot

LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?

Honestly when I see or hear people using these, I treat them like they have a Nazi tattoo. You don't get to use Nazi language and not be treated like a Nazi. You just don't.

Soon 👀

that's the mood, honestly

anthropic: I have made AI tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

just thinking about this again for no reason

Your body is a temple, and you shouldn't share it with someone who plays mono blue.

don't we all #art #cuteart #comic #cat

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

The two biggest problems I have at the office: - My executive dysfunctions - My dysfunctional executives

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The best thing I ever did as a TTRPG publisher is make lots of videos of me running our games. It’s my secret weapon.

Follow the link for my full statement: www.ontariondp.ca/news/ndp-sla...

Excited to announce we are an Official Selection at LAWEBFEST 2026! #HowItEndsPodcast #AudioFiction #HowItEndsStudio #MysteryPodcasts @fableandfolly.bsky.social

I rarely advertise that Brindlewood Bay, The Between, and Public Access all take place in the same universe, but as Public Access is blowing up at the moment, it might be good business sense to do so?

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

DO 👏 NOT 👏 TRIGGER 👏 ENDGAME 👏 WHILE 👏 I’M 👏 STILL 👏 BUILDING 👏 MY 👏 ENGINE I’m so sick of the toxic players in this hobby. I only needed like eight more turns.

Guess what I'm ignoring this morning. 💧

Murderbot is obviously not a Poster.

this or nothing

It's quite satisfying to be playing something like Elden Ring and think, "A TTRPG could never handle this level of depth and world-building—it wouldn't be practical" and then to go create a TTRPG that does.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

all time photo editor performance

Gemini: Today you will declare that you are getting too old for this shit.

You cannot ethically administer a dignified death without first guaranteeing a dignified right to life. That’s the conversation we need to be having.

I mean at least Canada's country isn't collapsing. They at least have that over us.

in Canada we have a store called "Canadian Tire" and you're probably thinking "a store named after a tire definitely has a circle for a logo" but no, you're wrong. they chose a colossal red triangle

Tumblr has feelings about Discord's shenanigans.

I got a print test and made a few adjustments to "A Gross of Goblins. The big goblins were also coincidentally the pinkish reddish ones, which drew too much attention.

Part 1 of a silly shirt idea. "A Gross of Goblins" Literally 144 goblins. I made abstract vector shapes for heads, ears, and eyes in Illustrator. I randomized the files in a spreadsheet and data merged them into a 12x12 grid. From here, I will make more individual adjustments to add more variety.

quitting my job and abandoning my family to devote myself full time to my passion: unsubscribing from political texts and emails

Having All Your Laundry Done voted one of the best feelings of all time for the 100th year in a row. unfortunately Actually Doing Laundry voted one of the worst, yet again

Let's kill con crud forever.

Besides, the greatest art in magic already exists and will never be beaten

May your days be filled with napping and your nights filled with the electric hum of old magic through ancient forests and the harsh, fearful screaming of those who meant to do you harm.

The Canadian bobsledders are giving the best interviews.