Why do we have so much investment in AI when nobody has figured out how to make a non-plastic chopping board that you can put in the dishwasher. Get your priorities in order

Me: *getting emotional* Wife: What’s up? Me: I’m proud of my friend, I think they got a new job Wife: You think? What’s their name? Me: *sobbing* I DON’T KNOW

My work PC got a Copilot update and now half my job is dismissing Copilot notifications. NO I don't want your help writing an email NO I don't want to message this person some other time (we're *actively* chatting) NO NO NO

A quick update on my April 1st post:

"The Great British Writing Show" where contestants break down crying over blank word documents.

Happy 9th anniversary to Tom Holland's performance of Umbrella on Lip Sync Battle, a pivotal pop culture moment in history! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

I cannot stop watching this clip.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Okay folks, because this happens every year: 1. The Met Gala funds the Costume Institute which does not receive any of the money the Met Museum gets from tickets or money from the general donation pool to the Met.

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

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Met the Gala be with you

The intrusive thoughts overwhelmed my last two brain cells

I'm not sure the marketing email that says "use our AI automation, don't worry, you can undo anything it does" is really selling me on their AI....

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

The moment he heard “gravy plane” he knew he had to sell it toronto.citynews.ca/2026/04/19/f...

What I Mean When I Say I'm Tired ~ K.E. Sermonté "I want quiet. I want the mercy of being unseen without being unloved."

ME, trying to impress date: Hmm, yes...I think we’ll try the 2004, I’ve found that to be an excellent year. SOMMELIER: Wait, go back. Did you just say “peanut grigio”?

Were Were those the only two options

the artemis ii pics of the moon and perfect splashdown reminded me what actual science looks like – instead of, say, an ai program named clifford that can write christmas cards for me.

The astronauts Their pod is open Yes YES The astronauts are out #ArtemisII

And so another bag of salad mix has come to my fridge’s crisper to die in peace...

Check out Public Access Analog Horror Mystery TTRPG by The Gauntlet Gaming Community on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/gau... we are so close to unlocking The Moon Pact, please share this around there's only 3 days to go!

reposting with alt so i can share!

Public Access now allows players to have tamagotchis instead of a cool dog as part of the “Say Hello To My Little Friend” move, which is the single fucking funniest substitution you could make in this nightmare generation game.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

God I should have married rich … is there still time for that ? Rich hot and likes a peaceful house

In one life, we are raising a family, laughing as we pull dinner from the oven. In another, I am hunting you across moors, I am enchanting you with terrifying magic, I am attaching your soul to ornate jewelry

You absolutely don't ever have to hand it to Tucker Carlson.

Not even once in this video did I expect the next step. Not once

When you accidentally spell it "Shapeshitter" and now all you can think about is wombats.

hello from the raccoon outside my house at 2am :)

All movies can be werewolf movies if they take place during other phases of the moon and their lycanthropy just doesn't come up in the plot

LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?

Honestly when I see or hear people using these, I treat them like they have a Nazi tattoo. You don't get to use Nazi language and not be treated like a Nazi. You just don't.

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that's the mood, honestly

anthropic: I have made AI tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

just thinking about this again for no reason

Your body is a temple, and you shouldn't share it with someone who plays mono blue.