If you manufacture tylenol or a generic, surely you sue the fuck out of this administration, no?

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

No bottom ever.

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

If u see this, quote with the energy u bring to Bluesky.

He must be removed.

This is an archived government report that found that “Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists.” It existed yesterday and is gone today.

Oop.

I mean this sincerely, I genuinely feel bad for him now. They're using his body like an expensive marionette.... it's grotesque

If your Ezra is Klein, you're on the decline. If your Ezra is Levin, you're cooking 24/7.

But let's worry about Charlie

What is clear from this shooting, the right has won. The left is more interested in being polite than existing.

Oh noooooo

This is the way Dems.

Is it crazy that I wanna try this? 🥹

When will someone put a bullet in Caligula?

Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

📲🕺🏻📲🕺🏻

Un-fucking believable

Ne'er do wells.

I hate the manosphere but the left isn't interested in this area of the internet so I have to hear about my 12yr old knowing who Andrew Tate is. We've completely ceded young men to the right and we will pay for it heavily.

Every. Single. Time.

Another big win for the economy, Im sure.

Every single time

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” “At last! Who shot JFK?” God says, “Oswald, acting alone.” Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

I'm just saying...

Meanwhile in Tulsa…

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

So I feel very strongly that there aren’t enough good resources to tell people what mobile games are actually fun and not just a Delaware corporation lunging for your wallet and I’m going to start a thread. Sam’s IOS Game Thread START:

SUSAN RICHARDS: well I guess “Invisible Girl” is good for me. Does what it days on the tin BEN GRIMM: goin with “The Thing.” it’s giving monster JOHNNY BLAZE: hell yes now I’m “the human torch.” beat that REED RICHARDS: I hope you’re all sitting down

Help! This guy is threatening the president!

They're the god damn devil

OMG yes

Britons are more regular swearers than Australians or Americans, but what are their top swear words? Britons F*ck: 67% use regularly Sh*t: 65% Bloody: 54% Australians Sh*t: 61% F*ck: 56% Bullsh*t: 52% Americans Damn: 55% Sh*t: 54% F*ck: 47% 👇 more in chart below yougov.co.uk/society/arti...

Got damn

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

“The operation will go down in the anals of history”

Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.

This cartoon was drawn 8 years ago. It seems the right time for it to be reshared. (✍️ Carlos Latuff)

My People!

This is what Fox News thinks going to buy groceries in Seattle is like

@tommorelloofficial.bsky.social hope you don't mind me borrowing some phrasing?

From a dear comrade who was kind enough to let me share their video. Veterans stage a sit-in on the US Capitol steps and say, “Military off our streets!” Hell yeah!