Nicotine patch in my cloaca, 4loko enteric dialysis tube through nose the real triple decking

Wonder what its like to be sucessfull ive tasted a million tinctures of failure never once reached a ledge past abject disappointment

Oh wow. North Carolina Republican Bob Rucho—whose name is on the caption of the infamous 2019 SCOTUS case that greenlighted partisan gerrymandering, Rucho v. Common Cause—has resigned from the state Board of Elections after violating a ban on board members donating to political candidates.

#disimpacting ditto's cloaca

I have failed at every single pursuit in life but i haven't yet shit myself on a podcast.

Great weather to get a penile cerclage

Men can give birth. Its called the dyad sweetie

Why am i posting bangers on the wine mom sex app? God has abandoned me. I am officially off my original 4loko iv drip and have resortes to weapons grade pramylin cocktail. I have hemorrhoids now. Its never been over. Océano are now battlefields.

Jesus turned water to wine. Its true look up jenkem

Takes a lot more shasta cola colace smoothies than i have the capacity to stomach. Luckily i also invented rectal ripening.

Just invented enteric dialysis

Another sunny day on the geriátric adultery app

Wrote something for @thetimes.com about why JFK Jr. is popular again. IMO, what you're admiring isn't just his handsome looks and style, but the fact that he lived in walkable urban neighborhoods and had enough time for exercise, hobbies, and a lover. www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

Oh, your patient is at risk for aspiration? To what? Having a better doctor?

You are not owed androgyny from zheng he

The GOP supermajority in Indianapolis (well, they mostly all live not in Indianapolis but that is the city they work in and they hate that they have to do that there) wanted to pass this last year and failed but now making it illegal to be homeless is up to one christofascist pen stroke

Morally indefensible and unacceptable.

Hemorrhoids so big i got a fifth head

Genuinely curious how 3rd way rightward ratchet effect elites weigh incessant personal legal/institutional threats. Like its no longer kayfabe if ur wrestling opponent pulls out the chainsaw and toses away the chair presumably. I guess grift urge trumps any survival instinct

Idk gang maybe THIS populist won't turn out to be a Na--wait a second

Heck maybe even a white matter circumcision at this point

Before pat there was Kiki camarena not uniformed but still analogous outcomes and involvement

Great weather to get a penile cerclage

1. This morning, Texas AG Ken Paxton just released a chilling new declaration: Mental health therapists, counselors, and psychologists must cease affirming trans youth - using their name and pronouns - or potentially face child abuse charges and loss of licensure. Its a horrifying escalation.

Ok it’s a start, we can work with this. Let’s call it Vaxxmaxxing

23 years ago

I've been passed out at buccee's anything good happen

tron is a series about guys using linux

My favorite oscar movie isn't even a movie. Its ALAB alex kozinski episode

Anyway girls 💅🏻 like the mans are saying and singing

Already under CIA observiation for her community activism, Eartha Kitt was blacklisted in the U.S. for nearly a decade (1968–1978) after publicly criticizing the Vietnam War at a 1968 White House luncheon hosted by Lady Bird Johnson. Kitt was forced to work in Europe and Asia during that time.

The turbulent world thay we live in can only be led by the stern cold hands of a true modern metternich. Pena nieto its your time to shine

people hate admitting it but kenny g fucked his way through probably a million moms

Once again, in actual democracies, people do not need to engage in permanent litigation & political mobilization to retain the basic right to vote, because none of the major political parties make restricting suffrage the central pillar of their policy platform. We also don't have to live like this.

“The support comes as rural hospital closures have left tens of millions of people with fewer health care options. The East Tennessee Children’s Hospital, now named after Parton, has operated with an ‘open-door” policy that no child would be denied care …’”

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

this general moral malaise condition where you are allowed to pointlessly express dislike institutions but never EVER be critical of the people that willfully staff them - so annoying

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Congressman Thomas Massie COURAGEOUS. LEADERSHIP.

Anti-woke Sinners is just Birth of a Nation.

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Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

In competitive authoritarianism (US right now) there's often a "loyal opposition" that's essential to the regime. They are so wedded to "decorum," they go along with rites & rituals that help regime prop up veneer of normalcy, undermining clear view of regimes actions & aims.

dog they almost killed that guy like, several times. you filed amicus briefs for the bad guys in janus

every time I wonder what the point of any of this is I remember that Jeffries has cooked his brain in decades of third way centrism and appealing to the right so you don't have to do things and I go oh right he's just Schumer minus forty years.

easiest way to do that is just not go

Bluesky is not the commons. Twitter is not the commons. You can’t have a privately held commons. That’s not what words mean