they did this on the shadow docket lmfao they don’t give a fuck at all

the “right wing maoism” shit just really makes me want to do a jack off gesture. so fucking annoying, actual moron statement

i like how no matter who you are in this country your kid has a stupid ass name

it’s almost like terrorism itself is a political category or something

not to doom but a repeat pattern of the dems limping to power over the most insanely unpopular republicans of all time and taking that as a full endorsement and popular mandate for Doing Nothing feels obvious

bars

zohran basically just needs to promise an office to eric adams where he gets a stipend to keep going around the city blasting empire state of mind and wearing somewhat offensive pastiches of religious costumes at speaking engagements. i think it’s a win for everyone

it’s insanely funny that the Popularism guys are leading the charge on why the dems need to drop uh their most popular issue

*guy completely constitutionally incapable of critiquing american power* it’s like all these Leftists just start with hating america and mad-libs the rest in!

“we must remain the predominant global hegemon to Prevent Authoritarianism” seems like an argument collapsing under its own contradictions even as it first reads out in your internal monologue

I literally spent 10 min translating Lula’s speech about Palestine to English. I just need every single one of my gringo friends to listen to this man in order to maybe restore their faith in politics. This right here is a politician. This is why we voted for him. And personally, I’ll do it again.

henry kissinger was many things - among them, my pal

nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

trump: goku and superman were going to fight before i intervened

“i just got on this bit in case you didn’t notice” it’s really funny how they will just frontload the cynicism

it’s interesting what things democrat politico types will decide are and aren’t liable for the Chop. abortion - popular votes show it doing well. but what about race? republicans hate minorities. do more Serious Democrats get more racist? why not?

i love america again lol i went to a local glasses joint with my partner and all the puerto rican women working there instantly started fussing over him and loving him and calling him pretty 🥹

hahah these fatasses are literally in their paintball larp gear (complete with paintball gun)

it's terrorism when palestinians say somebody was martyred

OOPS!

you know, i felt pretty bad when i initially saw charlie kirk literally die on my TL. i was like wow i need to sit with this for a bit. every single fucking day these people make it harder to care at all with their bloody shirt bullshit.

because our print journalist class exclusively lives on twitter and just report their TL which has become fascist slop they feel a need to cater to. and TV is designed for the outrage addicted 70+ year old freaks who represent the only demographic still watching it

it’s really frustrating that they want you to return to the office but also they have the janitorial staff clean every bathroom at like 9 on a thursday. what the fuck. this place is open like 70 hours a week and this is when you assign this?

“you’re doing the thing where you criticize the democrats for what the republicans do” yeah and i will continue until those LOSERS who LOSE TO THEM fuck off and stop holding public office

Breathless reporting across the industry on unconfirmed reports that Kirk's killer may have once breathed same air particles expelled by a trans person, meanwhile no interest in ironclad proof that yet another school shooter was a Nazi.

according to the nyt you aren’t allowed to express support or sympathy for palestinians unless you lead with an 8 page statement of “now it goes without saying”s and denouncements. but GOD FORBID anybody has to qualify their statement when they talk about one of the most prominent racists in america

really slick that a lot of republican sphere fuckheads got to wash literal calls to violence with some fake notion that somehow talking about kirk’s politics means you want to shoot him with a gun(?) and the mass Takes media then manufactured consent for this emotion. i want to leave this country

Oh no, I’m so scared of these otherwise really normal people getting driven over the edge.

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

As good night as any to go out for dinner

where have we heard that before?

if you claim that the left is “class reductionist” and that the only thing in political disposition is racial animosity, you have to be willing to say “we will send these people to reeducation camps” or your project is literally nothing.

i was wondering why lakshya jain was being so fucking annoying lately and then boom checked that mf bio - new gig at the argument. shameless provocateurs that will do or say anything to drive engagement huh? no integrity or dignity left on this planet man

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i’m 26 so trump will have bookended the beginning of my adulthood and end of my 20s. these people, can’t stress this enough, have completely ruined my early adulthood and the early adulthoods of a ton of people in my cohort that won’t be so easy to recover. i wish them a very executed

china will basically do in fact what america’s foreign aid pretends to be doing and then people go “oh looks like the TANKIES can only criticize WESTERN imperialism”. like what do you want? what am i supposed to want? it’s obvious that countries are getting a better Deal from china and so take it

it’s cool for all the Fascism Understanders to go “what the fuck, all our elites are just gonna get in line??”

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love trying to even entertain yourself these days as a bit of diversion and being nonstop fed ads that have that clear AI written bite of being just a little too stupid/repetitive

it’s cool that the federal government will be increasingly stripped of all real productive function and converted into a tumor that extracts tax money to feed to boeing executives. this is what the founders intended

do you really believe any democrat running for a national office could or would do this

did mindy kaling end up with all the epstein cassettes? how does she keep getting to make shit

born too obnoxious to be cool, not obnoxious enough to enjoy rian johnson movies

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I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business

it’s really cool how these people all still cry about cancel culture when they totally won. like even liberals right after zohran won were allowed to post “he reminds me of 9/11” and nobody cared at all. nothing happened

people talked soooo much shit about how cringe it was to compare current events to idiocracy but you really gotta eat shit on that now

wowee! ghislaine maxwell says trump never did anything bad? well i just sure never saw that comin!

AI is the coolest thing ever made. “no we need to keep the machine that spews trash everywhere on. we need to do this because we hope in the near future it will be able to take your job”