This is not a crimb! Give back his 5%! Justice for Gonzo!

Thomper care is essential.

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

Masked mercenaries are only able to kidnap people off our streets at random today because Democrats refused to defund ICE when they had the chance. The same goes for the epidemic of police violence. The movement against ICE should revitalize anti-police organizing. crimethinc.com/antipolice2025

Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!

This has been the first season of Diablo IV that I've leveled all 6 classes to 60. They've also all completed the season reputation track and received their Resplendant Spark.

Want to eat pizza pillows until I can't move. They're so good!

Didn't know I wanted this until I saw it!

SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.

The Dems need to be hammering hard on the fact that It’s not that the admin can’t issue snap funds, it’s that they don’t want to and they want you to starve.

To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.

To find your friends again-

Today’s the day, friends—FLASH GORDON ADVENTURES VOL 2 from @papercutzgn.bsky.social has officially dropped! Grab yourself a copy and bask in the hilarity and absurdity brought to you by some of the best cartoonists working today… and me. Don’t forget to rate and review🤘🏻

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

“We’ll use everything we can to combat fascism!!!” If you think using transphobic, queerphobic, or racist language, actions, and rhetoric combats fascism, then you’re useless at best. You combat fascism by being just as bigoted as they are? By using language and rhetoric they agree with? Okay then

Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc

one hundred percent true angel at left, hellion at right (would die for them both)

people with 2 cats can you confirm

Nobody tells you that being middle aged means you now must get into a safe position when you’re going to sneeze, so as not to pull a muscle in your neck.

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

Half? Half?!

Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Don't want or need his "help" fighting the current regime.

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

Black and Brown people. PLEASE, PLEASE for the love of us all do not allow yourself to be interviewed if SNAP benefits don't come on November 1. Make the white folks do the interviews. They love getting Black folks to do these interviews so that people think we are the only ones hurt.

mood

I think about this a lot.

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

i want to look like this only still be six feet tall

Watching people go past and realizing I am *very* judgemental about tattoos. If anyone catches me staring: it's not about your jiggly bits; I'm silently judging all of your visible body art choices.

An immigration agent to a protester who was filming their vehicle’s license plate: “You can record all you want. We change the plates out every day.”

At the Ren Faire today, we watched a blacksmith give a 30-minute demonstration about swords. And at the end he said, “My lecture is now over, here are some kittens to pet.” *Proceeds to uncover 2 large pet carriers and pulls out 6 kittens.*

could this technically still be considered donating your body to science

imagine if someone stole yours imagine if they stole yours and used it

ANYway. While we’re wishing for things that’ll never happen in our capitalist reality, UBI, healthcare, dental care is health care, optical is heath care, mental health is health care, and stop making everything in cities all about cars, the end.

tokin' on my childhood

"A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security called the ruling an "extreme act of judicial activism." Fucking WOW Judge tells Homeland Security that Chicago agents wearing body cameras was "not a suggestion" - CBS Chicago www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.

"It just assists my writing" Fuck you, go actually write "I don't use it in my writing, just to narrate" Get a narrator or read yourself "I don't use it in my writing, just for cover art" MSPaint stick figures have more value than anything you've rummaged for in that digital garbage disposal

"I know I’ll have to scrub the range top again next week, but for now I can take pride in seeing how bright it looks right after I finish." After trying a variety of jobs throughout his life, @robsteinone.bsky.social gives the househusband gig a shot:

Hellooooooooo Linux!

For the love of SWers, PLEASE do not feed your fucking ID to Sam Altman!!! If you’ve learned nothing from us shouting into the void about how terrible age verification requirements are, please learn from the recent Discord data breach. Unless you want your sex fantasies linked to your government ID.

Sharks with frickin hoverboards!

Dems are too focused on civility and norms to ever respond like this.

It's very hard to ignore that they're all physically similar....

Make more groups! Flood the zone!

between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning