You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

You must see it, even if you must not

One of the downsides of impulsively getting my husband a python for Father’s Day has been opening up the fridge to this sort of thing

I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist

September 11th, 2001. A shocked nation grieves as the World Trade Center is destroyed in the largest terrorist attack on American soil. Unsure of what else to do, GameFAQs user BoredGamer collects their thoughts and begins to work on a plain text walkthrough of Tail of the Sun

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season

*Inside Subway* Lemme get a sandwich, just mayo. More please. Keep going. Don't hold back. You wanna just use a second bottle? I'll tell you when.

I find the dildo thing pretty appalling so I wrote a bit about why

i see a post every day of my life like "stop 👏expecting👏politicians👏to👏do👏the👏emotional👏labor👏of👏stopping👏fascism👏" like what are we doing here

unfortunately I missed a direct shot of the moment they sped away but yeah what the fuck

unfortunately I missed a direct shot of the moment they sped away but yeah what the fuck

just watched ice run people over downtown sf

Me: Man, not feeling this country right now! Ava Max and her team: Sure, right. But have you considered... sex youtu.be/59H3_8oCqic?...

LAPD is mad because they want to be the ones shooting protestors

honestly the worst part of the last of us show is that abby is not insanely jacked. real cowardice tbh

he’s right and he’s right to say it

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

once described my type as curvy dark haired women and someone roasted me by saying "literally everyone likes dark haired women with big boobs. that's like saying your favorite food is pizza"

I feel like Hideo Kojima would kill it at being one of the dudes who names guy soap scents

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

lol

I'm gonna let you guys in on my number one fitness tip, it is very important that you do these together: 1. Ingest enough caffeine such that you can hear colors, taste sounds, etc. 2. Blast "Ali Bomaye" by The Game at top volume. That's it, you'll be able to deadlift a car immediately.

hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy

I’m rooting for Kendrick

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

buffalo, washington dc and philadelphia are fine, upstanding eastern cities full of boisterous, good-hearted citizens. the full focus of this playoff season must remain on defeating the villainous kansas city chiefs and their vile, oafish fans. if KC loses, we all win

New scowl track is a banger

Jeremy Renner, you're our only hope

Carrie Underwood's ex coming out with a song called "I Think We Should Revisit Whether I Deserved To Get My Car Keyed"

someone reminded me of UK Politician Standing today, a thing I think of often