highland cattle have it figured out

Starmer: Farage trades in the politics of grievance. Farage: How dare you tell such an outrageous lie?! I am wounded!! Hear my many, many GRIEVANCES!!!!

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

Kind of feels like a big deal that a Reform/Brexit Party former MEP has been convicted of taking bribes to promote Russian interests in Ukraine, and it feels like a bigger deal that this isn’t being treated as the major scandal that it clearly is.

Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday Try and let go of the worrying, the second guessing, and the doubt. Trust that life has a way of unfolding, not always as you imagined, but often exactly as it’s meant to.

If you see this repost with a Dracula that's not Dracula.

When your dog catches you with another dog

Whenever Nigel Farage is properly challenged, he reminds me of those 1920s burlesque entertainers, whose act consisted of swapping the position of fans or balloons, really fast so nobody could catch a glimpse of their fanny.

Remember the moral panic around the gypsy and traveller communities for several years? The front pages. The hysteria. The voyeuristic reports. The protests outside their settlements. The "legitimate concerns" by locals. Weren't they expressed in precisely the same terms as anti-refugee bigotry now?

Being pro paying the Taliban to commit rape and murder should result in the swiftest exit from professional politics in British history. Just need a news media that reacts to blatant obscenity the way they react to a Labour politician being a woman and working class.

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Improving the average IQ of both parties

All the charm & charisma of a seagull eating a pigeon in Dunstable Lidl car park #TOTP

Wrote my first piece for Talking Rugby Union over the weekend, I would appreciate any likes or shares! Still on the hunt for full time employment in the sports journalism industry aswell! www.talkingrugbyunion.co.uk/the-lions-wo...

The Invasion DW and the Silurians Talons of Weng Chiang The Visitation Revelation of the Daleks

Vicar of Christ

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

People of the Bluesky, things are a bit quiet on the work front. If you need a writer I’m available. I’ve worked for TV, radio, print, advertising - all the medias. If you need help with a corporate Christmas speech, I can add the Lolz mathew-owen.co.uk RT or whatever it is over here, please, cheers

#This went #Viral on #X - will it make the #same #impact on #BlueSky? ‼️🚨📢 In #solidarity with our #brothers and #sisters in #Canada, #Keighley #Cougars are #removing all #USA #products from the #bars and #replacing with #Canadian #alternatives 💪🏻🏉🍁🍻

How do you know you're following the right me? I'm the bloke who's been making shouty mouth noises at big sports events for >25 years. I like a hazy pale ale. A chicken tikka dhansak (and garlic naan). And I like nice people. If that's the one you were after, it's me. Hi. Nice to see you here.

Today and the next 4 years are going to be hard but we are with you 💪🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Sometimes, the only way across is through, the night is darkest just before the dawn and just living is a form of defiance. We’ve had setbacks and back slides before, let’s looks after our #TransFamily ❤️

This world map is centered on Argentina. I’m told that Uruguayans claim that’s how Argentinians view the world. 😉 Source for the claim is the only Uruguayan that I know and the source for the map is here: buff.ly/3sSq01O

#Every #LGBTQIA #supporting #venue #matters, whether in #Yorkshire the #UK and #beyond 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #Especially when they also #support #rugby too! 💪🏻🏉 #Please #sign & #share - #LGBT #LGBTvenue #gaybay #YorkshirePubs #pubs www.change.org/p/save-the-b...

I always forget how dark the "Mull Of Kintyre" video gets.

Hello Cov fans 👋 We’re here and it’s perfect! 😊 Another way to keep up to date with all things Coventry Rugby 🏉 #ComeOnCov🔵⚪️

We can’t let this one die.

Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me!

I agree with our President

Rishi Sunak attacks Keir Starmer for means testing the winter fuel allowance and taking away money from "Britain's vulnerable pensioners" Here's a reminder of the manifesto Rishi Sunak stood on in 2017 #PMQs

the bird-namers were really sick of this bird's shit

A Hungarian equivalent to “a bad workman blames his tools” is ha egy kacsa nem tud úszni nem a víz a hülye. It means “if the duck can't swim, it's not the water that's stupid”

Today we are a proud nation of blessed cheesemakers, but most people don't realise just how CLOSE we came to losing it all. And that tradition continues today with new cheeses, and new waves of immigration bringing more cheese to these shores /19

And I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian Bluesky overlords.

The cold, hauntological aesthetics of 1970s school text books. I can hear that School Recorder one in my head right now.

DO NOT GO NEAR IT. DO NOT DRINK IT. I REPEAT, DO 𝗡𝗢𝗧 DRINK IT.

David Bowie's "Modern" albums from 1992 onwards are as good, if not better, than anything he did in the 60s or 70s.

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