Must. Be. Wider!

Well we have a top three and I guess that’s a thing that had to be decided

First full body session in a while thanks to a short week and I am feeling it 💪🫠

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

Oh so now copyright matters.

Power outage means that maybe my long weekend is starting a day early…?

Delayed leg day here means canonically accurate hump day in the western hemisphere

It is really, really wild how persistent and prominent this remains in common LLMs. There seems to be an air of "well they fixed that" and it is 100% not true: most of the energy just seems to be going towards 'being plausible enough to be accepted', ie style and not accuracy or truth

What’s this? Internet age verification laws and tech don’t even work?

This is my trans agenda

When your work team goes out for lunch to farewell the acting manager and then surprises you with a thank you card for your fifth year anniversary with the team

If you’re standing in the walkway of the train so that people have to squeeze past you to exit the train - you don’t get to be annoyed by that happening

When you set up a spreadsheet or table in a word document for a whole team to work on and someone keeps messing with the formatting

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs

hey, if AI proponents hadn’t been making up nonsense about AI tools while forcing them on us, then maybe people wouldn’t reflexively block AI tools, even when they actually work. that’s not on normies for being rational consumers. that’s on AI proponents for being systematically full of shit

Bluesky staff getting fresh and prickly when people tell them they don't like the sound of their new AI toy is also not a great look imho

Back coming along nicely 💪 but I still gotta figure out the flexing for it

Has more to do list to get to but after two high demand social events I just can’t wrap my brain around it

I'm no stranger to the lying bullshit of the tech bro class but their latest scam was so convincing that when investors finally realize the "A.I." that we have now will never and CAN never do what they said it could do the entire US economy will collapse.

When are we going to talk about the fact that Elon Musk is arguing in multiple courts that he should be allowed to make and sell child pornography

oh what so it's now LEGAL to not spend your money on a platform that puts your content next to csam and racial slurs?

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

Arm and extra chest day smashed 💪

Work is done for the week and DnD is back on tonight after two months off

Is there something wrong with me that I enjoy starting Friday with reverse lunges…?

Do you even workout if you don’t take at least several photos of almost the exact same pose afterwards?

"The jury also decided that Meta and Google's actions should trigger punitive damages, which means there will be a separate phase of the trial where the jury will decide what amount of damages are appropriate to punish the multi-trillion-dollar companies for their conduct."

just some quick napkin math on this, $375 million is 0.18% of meta's reported 2025 revenue of $200.97 billion, or 0.62% of meta's reported 2025 profit of $60.46 billion. $375 million is the maximum penalty allowed by law. the system just like, fundamentally doesn't work lol

When a 1.5 hour meeting becomes a 3.5 hour marathon

Adult on youtube: I was born in 2003 Me (angrily): You’re 13!? Husband: Me: Oh wait no. 23. Husband: That’s how years work Me: Somehow I’m more mad now

The only thing keeping my mind from becoming mush is holding on to multiple public holidays in April meaning I have three four day weeks without needing to take any leave days

Trainer: So what's your gym goal? Me: I would like to go viral simply for being huge in public

No amount of gym chaos will get between me and leg day

I have genuinely never seen the gym this busy before. Is it closed sometime this week without me knowing so everyone came in this morning or something?

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

I think going a bit harder on the bulking is working 💪

I’ve got a level of sympathy for people who have bought into tech scams but I draw the line at “bought property in the metaverse”

If some right wing media org tells you that your tone is wrong, tell them to fuck off.

I think it needs saying that these are the images and icons of masculinity that are held in the minds of weak men. Nothing seems earned here. No sign of struggle or hard work or honor. It's transparently juvenile but I'm supposed to be impressed.

Too many bitter tech CEOs are working out their adolescent traumas on the rest of us

Friendly reminder

I gotta figure out that tricep pose but I’m pretty happy with the arm progress (but more mass please!)

lol. lmao

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

When the last thing you hear at work for the week is ‘oh this whole set of qualitative data wasn’t included in this report you’ll need to manually sort and analyse it yourself’

Almost had to do leg day in reverse which was a wild experience

‘Google can’t verify you’re an adult’ I’ve had the account for at least 16 years…? Fuck the surveillance state and surveillance capitalism/technofeudalism