The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it. Seems kinda bad?

This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…

If you don't like the weak arguments for "popularism" or "moderation" or "centrism," you will love this very sharp and smart piece

Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...

"[...] if you make noise outside hotels, ICE agents won’t want to stay there and hotels won’t want to house them. If enough hotels don’t want to house ICE, then they don’t have somewhere to stay." #FuckICE #abolishICE

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

the year is 2029 and president AOC is addressing the nation after implementing “woke 2” and tens of millions of MAGA patriots are following people into hospitals loudly blowing whistles demanding that doctors send patients bills in direct violation of the expanded and improved medicare for all act.

Only 1,000 people saw the Melania movie but everyone who did went out and married a pedophile

if whistles are outlawed only outlaws will have whistles.

sorry world the older generations are afraid to die and they are smashing the place up and ripping out all the copper to go out into the giant casino they have made.

Breaking: bovino caught in spider web

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ICE / DHS employees: I know there’s way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. I’ll protect your anonymity

Really want the academics and think tanks to start churning out pdfs on what tribunals and truth and reconciliation commissions look like. Political leaders are absolutely not going to come up with this on their own. Would happily take time to help write and edit any of that, too.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

He really is doing all of it.

At a church in Minneapolis that is hosting an anti-ICE singing vigil, which will later process through the neighborhood. They sing: “This is for our neighbors who are locked inside, together we will abolish ICE.”

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

The maître d at The Nazi Rainforest Cafe is looking for your reservation.

twelve step program to become your towns next rambo

maybe the only way you can become the president is to swallow the jizz of a former president.

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

1000 year mortgages

this is literally never not accurate

sucks to try and fight to preserve something that fucking sucks like the aca.

what this whole thing shows once again is how unworkable “market based” healthcare schemes are.

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

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The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal

LOOOOOOOL

Dutch late night TV has its take

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

a “restaurantless people” lol

Centrist/Moderate is great branding because it implies reasonableness but there's nothing reasonable about stubbornly clinging to pro-business and pro-upper class politics when the country is falling apart. This is an ideology like any other, and it's a bad one

sorry cops we are gonna have to let you go turns out we simply forgot to ask people to stop doing crimes. your services will no longer be needed

laughing too hard to speak as i show up at the nobel prize committee meeting clutching a letter from benjamin netanyahu

Can't get enough of these videos of Peter Thiel being asked by a friendly interviewer to "just say you're not the antichrist, out loud" followed by Thiel making various deep sea creature noises for 30 seconds before going "it's uh it's uh it's uh there are a lot of declensions here, interestingly,"

leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular

trump stands up to leave, glad that his worst birthday ever is finally over. he waves to the meager crowd with a weak smile and, in perfect time with the slide whistle on Groove is in the Heart, his billowing pants fall to his ankles. nobody can really make heads or tails of his thigh/crotch area

New TV ad starts airing tonight. We are done settling for less.

Billionaires are consolidating around Cuomo because they know he will preserve the broken status quo. New Yorkers are rallying behind our campaign because they're ready for change. In two weeks, we will shock the political establishment and win a city we can all afford.

I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.