Zeus turned into a swan and fucked a lady and she laid an egg and out hatched Helen. I think we can make her whatever color we want.

I'm skimming through mentions of Trump in the Trump-Epstein Files, and there's one thing that I'm thinking over and over: All we had to do was believe the women. There are dozens of stories in here that make me ill. Do you really believe these are all lies?

I love the smell of copeium in the morning.

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Instead of renting a hotel room for 2 hours I hear amorous couples are booking tickets to see MELANIA for complete privacy

some kid on my flight is reading shelby foote's civil war book and i want to tell him to throw that shit in the trash

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

I'm a progressive Democrat running against Tenney. She is completely absent from the district and I guess today we learned what she is doing instead of representing the people of NY-24. I hope Claudia resigns because this is not only unethical and illegal, but deeply embarrassing.

Tenney, anyone? Appears that GOP Rep. Claudia Tenney has been using campaign cash to lowkey stalk Novak Djokovic lol. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Heritage Foundation say they are against pornography and want to end it but you just know they’re rubbing one out to those videos.

Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town. In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory

We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.

BTW… Nick Shirley is also responsible for the brutal murder of Renee Nicole Good. 2000 ICE agents were deployed there because of Nick Shirley’s lies.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

ABOLISH, INVESTIGATE, PROSECUTE ICE.

This is how its done.

Today was not a proud day to be an American.

To the MAGA bigots angry that Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of NYC, please understand you will never achieve that level of success. And Remember: It was NOT because of DEI you didn't get that job, it's because you suck. Happy New Year! 🤣

Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and set American science back 15 years. But I heard my liberal neighbor said "Latinx" yesterday. I have never felt more politically homeless.

The Epstein files are as blacked out as Pete Hegseth on New Year's Eve.

I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.

Looking at most of these people they are probably walking dead that’s why they want the rest of us like them no compassion, no feelings, no morals, no dignity, no love, etc.,

Release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

Murphy: "Congress doesn't work the way it used to. It used to be you could negotiate with Senate Republicans and they would stick to the agreement. Today all that matters is what Trump believes, so you really can't negotiate w/ Republicans bc they are just waiting for Trump to tell them what to do"

True, but actually, every day with him in the White House is “absolutely disgusting,” “embarrassing,” and a “shit stain on the presidency.”

We don’t think they are a “threat to democracy“. We know they are.

I don’t want Chuck Schumer out because of his no vote to end the shut down. I want Chuck Schumer out because he couldn’t control his caucus and 8 of the people in it defected to the fascist side and voted with them! He needs to be gone as Senate minority leader like yesterday! #Maddow

I mean, there's "out of touch" and then there's whatever the fuck this is: "They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"

Time for @chrismurphyct.bsky.social to replace @schumer.senate.gov

In response to this claim that the "strategy didn't work." The people were on our side. We were building momentum to help save our democracy. We could have won - the premium increase notices were just starting. And giving in now will embolden him. Things will likely get worse.

I don’t care if Schumer voted no. If he’s unable to wrangle the caucus, he’s not an effective leader. I’ll continue to push for the caucus to elect a new one.

At least there is one piece of good news this morning.

We’re not going to “fix the Democrats’ brand” by doing TikToks or launching pods. The brand is a direct reflection of our elected officials. If we want to purge our weak branding, we have to purge the weak Dems. I’m looking forward to a robust primary cycle and new Democrats who know how to fight.

@aoc.bsky.social , time to jump start that primary.

Schumer put the nail in his own coffin and the Democratic Leadership. It's done. Just a matter of time. Ditto Centrists. They have misread the moment and the rage of the people. Trump and MAGA will continue playing them because they know they are weak.

Friends I hate to say it but 2025 election season is not over. Let’s help her win.

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Blue Tsunami. Lets hope Dem leadership doesn't F it up and take all the wrong lessons...

The people on the right getting mad at Tucker Carlson for hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes on his podcast don’t seem to have gotten mad at all at Donald Trump for hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes at his home for dinner. Funny that.

Are they in a mass grave?

When they’re racist: they’re just kids. When our kids are targeted: they’re adults.

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