Wemby is not of this realm

DONT FORGET TO TURN OFF YOUR ALARMS YALL.

Sure

every alley oop to Wemby

Victor Wembanyama

Kash Patel probably eats samosas with ketchup

Oh, Wemby is mad, huh?

Marblehead town meeting guy feels so spiritually @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk3C2xoG/

“Happy Derby Day!”

Googling “how to air fry samosas” might the the most Pakistani-American thing I have ever done

Just because I’m not donating under Texas Tech due to their recent actions doesn’t mean I won’t talk shit about another school

NFL Draft attendees with the camera in their face pretending to be thrilled by their team's pick of some non-QB they've never heard of

Seeing clips and pics from everyone at the Hayley Williams solo tour shows

say NO to heat culture

Rice when JFK made his moon speech

Welp, found out about Fuzzy Zoeller from the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

I’ve somehow ended up on Arabic rap battle TikTok www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkY3dUQs/

1st half UConn vs 2nd half UConn

Parks and Rec calzones

Got an email asking if I was interested in restarting a Mavs ticket plan and AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gonna make the Jelly Roll World Cup song the new Whammageddon and try to avoid it as long as possible

Well, I can’t wait to listen to this today

Welp, fun season, Red Raiders

Why is Paul Atreides screaming at me right before a Texas free throw?

PSA: The Hunt for Red October is on tv right now

Monica walking into The Pitt this week

Tiocfaidh ár látte

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Had a “reply all” fiasco at my job today with a distribution list of 4,000 plus people. I work for an ad agency so it made think: which mad men character would have the worst time with “reply all” chaos?

Muslims and Catholics when Ramadan and Lent start almost at the same time

Have yet to encounter a single person freaking out over the 2028 nomination who’s doing anything remotely serious to protect the needs of the vulnerable in 2026

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

That halftime fucking ruled

even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him

I’ve got a conspiracy theory around lines at South Asian restaurants. Call me “Queue a naan”

When I say “nothing from me” at the end of a meeting

Sleet is frozen precipitation with commitment issues

This must be that leftist state-sponsored persecution of christians I've heard so much about

Quebec French curse words are hilarious. Wdym “chalice” and “tabernacle” are bad words??

so you should just know, if Indiana can win a national title, there's no reason for you to not have hope about...well, everything and anything

BRITISH TED CRUZ

Caleb Williams, you mad lad

We need to talk about the fact that Boris Johnson is going to be a guest lecturer at Miami