jade
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mostly on mastodon
https://hachyderm.io/@leftpaddotpy
webbed site:
https://jade.fyi
buddy they don't even let ME fuck the community party headquarters
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donoteat
2 days ago
hootin', hollerin', scraeming to anyone who will listen "KOPLOPER"
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I scored 10 / 12 on "Extension Or Imitation"
doscienceto.it/extension-or...
Try it out? via
@doscienceto.it
#Haskell
#HaskellLanguageExtensionOrImitation
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Extension or Imitation?
Can you tell the real Haskell Language Extensions from the Imitations?
https://doscienceto.it/extension-or-imitation
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet
4 days ago
Today marks 20 YEARS since Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker was posted to
@newgrounds.com
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Chloé Stawski
6 days ago
bathing in your warm light (happy pride month 🔆🧡)
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Eric Columbus
6 days ago
The actual text of the Knicks EO via a Mamdani staffer on the other site:
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arachnocapitalist
6 days ago
I really didn't care for booktok doing a reading group on K&R and replacing malloc and free with mark-and-sweep garbage collection, just felt disrespectful to the source material
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victoria scott
7 days ago
I got a plush Dongfeng 5C ICBM
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bedley smutler
7 days ago
mr president we cannot allow the squammies to develop a plush missile gap. we must ensure an overwhelming second-snuggle doctrine
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apenwarr
7 days ago
Another day, another bunch of entitled people yelling at free software maintainers. The older I get the more impressed I am about how nothing ever changes.
apenwarr.ca/log/20211229
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The Gift of It's Your Problem Now
Recently a security hole in a certain open source Java library resulted in a worldwide emergency kerfuffle as, say, 40% of the possibly hund...
https://apenwarr.ca/log/20211229
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dax
7 days ago
alright all of you that maintain a cli oauth flow i hope it's obvious to you now doing the whole browser link callback to localhost thing is dumb and annoying af in ssh please implement the code flow that polls - try gh cli login flow to see it
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jazzy
8 days ago
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Maaike
9 days ago
People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.
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Ian Duncan
8 days ago
“why is there a Ribosome.hs in the reliability codebase” do not worry about it. it batches
www.iankduncan.com/engineering/...
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Stealing from Biologists to Compile Haskell Faster - Ian Duncan
The trick that makes GHC’s ApplicativeDo optimization faster is structurally identical to how biologists predict RNA folding.
https://www.iankduncan.com/engineering/2026-05-30-stealing-from-biologists-to-compile-haskell-faster
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are your engineers sitting here scared to do dependency upgrades because there's no testing on real infra before going to prod? maybe better fix that!
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Emelia
10 days ago
If I noticed a tool of mine was acting like this, I'd replace that tool.
github.com/jqwik-team/j...
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Question: intent of JqwikExecutor.printMessageForCodingAgents() — visible to agents, invisible to humans (1.10.0) · Issue #708 · jqwik-team/jqwik
Hello jqwik team, While running our test suite under mvn test in 1.10.0, we observed a string appearing between Surefire's test summary and the [INFO] Results: header that gave us pause: [INFO] Tes...
https://github.com/jqwik-team/jqwik/issues/708
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conputer dipshit
12 days ago
this is great, and suggests that a successful "flat" org is one in which everyone is a manager rather than no one is
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skyking
6 months ago
i need people to understand that the worst case failure mode of LLM usage isn’t that the code doesn’t work good. that’s fine! we can deal with code that doesn’t work good! the worst case is someone using an LLM extensively to build an incorrect model of the domain they’re working in!
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Johanna Larsson 🇸🇪🇬🇧🇲🇽🏳️🌈
13 days ago
Wrote a bit about why LLM-written text is so painful, even when the content itself is fine, and the importance of using your own voice
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The social contract of writing | jola.dev
About the value of genuine writing in a world being drowned in slop.
https://jola.dev/posts/the-social-contract-of-writing
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ionchy
16 days ago
start doing computer science <3
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putting dialectric insulation around my philosophical positions, holding them in tension with each other
18 days ago
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battlestar selectrica
19 days ago
LOL GITHUB BREACH
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openapi is the xml of api tooling: it's a superset of everything anyone reasonable might use, but the fully general version doesn't *mean* anything. fun fact: openapi is, i think, a superset of connect-rpc json mode. *should* anyone do that? probably not, much semantic loss. but you could.
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19 days ago
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈
20 days ago
I have written a post about the State of Los Alamos; its inability to substantially accelerate or add new missions; and why trying to do so is a bad idea. Also: don't touch things in Plutonium Facility-4 & I'd stay out of the Basement & away from its mysteries.
#PhDLife
Free & accessible to all.
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Los Alamos: Filthy, Strained, Exemplary | Martin Pfeiffer
Los Alamos: Filthy, Strained, Exemplary by Martin Pfeiffer on Patreon. Join Martin Pfeiffer's community for exclusive content and updates.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/los-alamos-158455096?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link
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ti zhang
25 days ago
as i was wrapping this up Fragnesia dropped,fourth thing in 2.5weeks. if u need a plain english explainer on these Linux kernel CVEs here it is:
www.askbaize.com/blog/linux-c...
talks about -what happened -new normal for disclosure process -what to do immediately -what to do as next step
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Linux Compromises, Broken Embargoes, and the Shrinking Patch Window — AskBaize
Copy Fail, Dirty Frag, CrackedArmor, io_wring ZCRX freewrite OOB, what do these Linux LPEs have in common? Is the disclosure process broken? Why should people care and what are the exploitation scenar...
https://www.askbaize.com/blog/linux-compromises-broken-embargoes-and-the-shrinking-patch-window
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modest fifa 2026 proposal: mcbarge 2
20 days ago
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife)
27 days ago
my The Nonconsensual Kink Practice You Should Be Worried About Is The Construction Of The Nation State tshirt is etc. etc.
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Vibecession Forever
20 days ago
People are mad about this but what happened to “fully automated luxury socialism”? What did you think “fully automated” meant? Vibes? Essays?
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Alice ✨
21 days ago
i just spent ~an hour of my life debugging a segfault only to find out that LLVMGetParam gives you a garbage value if you give it an index that is out of bounds. this could have been 30 seconds if c++ programmers could just get off their high horse and include a fucking bounds check
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eliza🌻
21 days ago
i think that we have a real moral responsibility to make things better for the end users of software, and that responsibility has only increased as more and more people have become “non-consensual end users” — people’s lives can be profoundly impacted by defects in software they never chose to use
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charli xkcd
22 days ago
ads about tech should be illegal in the physical world. “prod” doesn’t exist in real life. I shouldn’t have to see that word outside a computer
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Maxine 💃🏼
22 days ago
ok, i’ll bite.
maxine.science/straw-holes/
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ClaireViolet 🌻☔️
24 days ago
Weekend construction work with respirators and PPE coveralls for lead paint abatement at Myrtle Av.
#filmphotography
#believeinfilm
#hasselbladxpan
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Theodore Grunewald
24 days ago
So structurally elegant, and radically unadorned. Daring use of long-span reinforced concrete. Startlingly advanced for 1933.
#Modernism
Holden's background in the Arts and Crafts Movement is evident. Fortunately, it's still extant and in relatively good condition.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockfos...
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Matt Keeter
23 days ago
if only there was a high-throughput way to convert a large memory-unsafe codebase into a memory-safe language
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Bridget Phillips
24 days ago
I'm not sure if you're open to this, but... have you heard the bad news about git?
www.billjings.com/posts/title/...
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Git Is Not Fine
https://www.billjings.com/posts/title/git-is-not-fine/
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arachnocapitalist
24 days ago
just submitted a Five Whys that ended with "we use Five Whys instead of an accident model that would help us understand failures like this one"
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Jacqueline
24 days ago
y'know what would really help me review your AI-generated PR? if the language it's in had a goddamn effect system forcing it to label all the important stuff it does
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battlestar selectrica
24 days ago
unironically, any city that decides to tackle the housing problem to the extent where the average person working minimum wage can actually afford a 1br apartment of their own will solve about 60% of the queer community’s drama
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SPiNDLE
25 days ago
gonna draw the idiots being in love today and you can't stop me
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hikikomorphism
26 days ago
Monads? Extremely overrated, tbh. Applicative, though,,
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Paul Frazee
26 days ago
An antimeme. No matter how many times monads are explained, nobody ever retains what it is.
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arachnocapitalist
27 days ago
nixos, pronounced "ni chausses", as in "no pants"
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sakura 🌸
27 days ago
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Hazel Weakly
28 days ago
Public transit apps should come with an option note. Like “hey so the transfer is a 12 minute wait but if you think you can make it and you don’t walk like a lil bitch you can try to make the one in 4 minutes. Good luck have fun bestie”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
28 days ago
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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Hazel Weakly
28 days ago
Rust 🤝 Haskell “The type signatures and this research paper should be a good starting point for the documentation”
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donoteat
29 days ago
it is not enough to defeat generative AI--we must build a better world afterwards. folks, after the revolution, how do we plan to rehabilitate our beloved em dash?
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William B. Fuckley
28 days ago
A lot of AI criticism makes me feel like someone says “the automobile has been disastrous for society” and I’m nodding along like “yeah I actually really agree, I think that car centric urban design has-“ and then they add “also it’s a scam, cars break down after more than ten miles anyway”
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