It’s really funny because they *just* don’t fit. Like even 100s would be fine. But Capris? You’re gonna get a kink.

I just saw that my girlfriend keeps the Capri Magentas I dole out to her safe in her purse by stashing them in my old progesterone pill bottle, which may possibly be the most transfem thing that has ever happened.

why does Spotify think this is exactly my Sunday morning vibe open.spotify.com/track/0snzpW...

oh god

Hits a little too close to home open.spotify.com/track/49zjox...

I don’t actually think this is a fundamental limit of the technology, but just a stepping stone. This is why I’m experimenting with flows to get Claude to write in my voice—we’re not there yet, but the direction is toward this happening. And this is a good thing: it opens the mind-> page bottleneck.

“Bombed Iran today” —> Stonks TO THE MOOOON📈 “Jobs report pretty gucci swag” —> Stonks BAAAAAAD📉

No pain. open.spotify.com/track/5YYmze...

As an autistic person a trans person a woman a disabled person a 2E person: It is incredible to me, how far the structures of power in the world—and the people who mediate them—will go to torment us for the simple act of existing as ourselves… …And then, they’ll tell us we made them do it.

If the game shakes me Or breaks me I hope it makes me A better [wo]man Take a better stand Stay far from timid Only make moves when your heart’s in it And live the phrase Sky’s the limit. open.spotify.com/track/0xdYzk...

overheard in SF: 6 year old: “Dad, is Stanford good?” Dude with a buzz cut in a surf shop hoodie: “No … They used to be.”

wake-up track open.spotify.com/track/6eqQLO...

still more fashionable than Zuck’s AR glasses

bro since when does Claude have built-in graphical primitives for spectral sequences

new website! maxine.science

“Quantum teleportation … for AI … … ~quantum~ AI.”

“Don’t be shitty.” —The Pope (basically)

“Hey Claude, can you write this up in LaTeX?” • Thinking … • Checking #$PATH for literally any other possible option … Claude: “Please don’t make me.”

Fav bit of Magnifica Humanitas—the Pope quotes mf’ing Gandalf: It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till

Behold, He will kill me — I have no hope; Yet, I will argue my ways to His face.

I don’t use our Sparks to do real-time inference, but for batched inference with the right memory setup I can match H100 throughout empirically on tok/s

I’m leaving my house all doll’d up to go see the gf’s band. My neighbor comes in from taking out the trash: ALRIGHT THAT’S RIGHT BABY SATURDAY NIGHT GO GET IT …You know what—nah, this one’s in the judgment call zone. We’re going with affirming. Mostly because it’s Friday night.

This is probably a function of OpenAI’s training corpus being filled with these kinds of pattern hidden text memes. Claude is not so perturbed, and gets it immediately.

Henry and co-authors arxived a really exciting paper today (arxiv.org/abs/2605.21041) on a new paradigm for Gaussian Process regression where you can condition on (almost) ANYTHING, even LLM prompts!

An external write-up direct from the raw chain of thought: maxine.science/erdos-unit-d...

Protip for remembering to take healthy breaks while using Claude Code: Take up smoking cigarettes. The timing for cravings gives basically perfect Claude breaks.

counterpoint: Baudrillardian hyperreality. the point of a meeting *is* meeting notes.

Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

“Hey Claude can you check how to change the timeline scale on nvitop” *clones nvitop repo and starts searching through the codebase* I can’t deny that at this point this is probably going to yield a more accurate answer than the Internet.

After attending Vitalist Bay once again, I’ve gotta say: Can someone tell the transhumanists they’re just doing what the trans have done for decades, but shittier? Oh—you mainlined tungsten to get a +2mm boner? Bro my supplement stack turned me into a girl. They don’t call it *cis*humanism.

‘sup girl

bahahaha Jesus—we dyin’ or what chat

ok, i’ll bite. maxine.science/straw-holes/

as someone building a business heavily leveraging AI, does this make me … Madam Maxine?

Claude, you saucy girl, you.

Of course, as we all know, shape rotators and wordcels are equivalent by Isbell duality. In category theory, this is the tautology “all relational structure can be formally seen in an equivalent picture by reversing the direction of all relationships”. ncatlab.org/nlab/show/Is...

tbh Still don’t understand why there isn’t a more concerted effort to make a language with syntax and DX designed specifically for agent cognition. come on you PL nerds.

Holy shit this is cool.

oh sh*t—red alert, red alert, new boards of canada open.spotify.com/track/4gYaI1...

damn, Egypt just sneaks up on you out of nowhere

I’m not arguing with the logic of parents in making locally-optimal decisions under duress and very adverse circumstances—but we might want to take a step back and have larger-scale concerns that society is uttering this sentence.

I raise its “the creation of the grain silo was the singularity” with “the panspermia comet was the singularity”

If you live in the Bay Area, you may have noticed that the fate of the world appears to hang in the balance between the autistic and/or queer Sith and the autistic and/or queer Jedi On this May the 4th, on behalf of all of us, I’d like to say: Yeah—we all hate it too. We didn’t make the rules.

gf: “babe, what would you wear to the met gala?” me: “i’d go naked. it’s a statement.”

Prediction: This ends badly.

Y’all please excuse me because this is going to be a zeroth-order observation, but— It’s pretty incredible how, when you have two people living together, they consume … twice as much stuff. I mean holy guacamole those Dunkin’ coffee grounds are running out fast.

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

I continue to hold my previously nonconsensus but unwavering contention that model collapse was, is, and forever will continue to be an extremely important phenomenon. We can dress it up in whatever PR we want, but that’s at the heart of a lot of failures labs are seeing.

A stunning visualization born from a collaboration with @manlius.bsky.social : 55,486 galaxies and 29,555 streamlines tracing how matter flows across our local universe, built on data from the CosmicFlows-4 project. Article in the first reply 👇