Interpreting any dixie election results after Louisiana v. Callais

some of you are trying so hard to live here

bill cassidy wants you to know he still loves watching children die of measles in large numbers. he wants that to be his legacy.

New GitHub low: a CI run failed because the GitHub runner couldn't resolve DNS for the website "GitHub.com".

I maintain that this man's entire existence is elaborate performance art to call attention to the elite impunity problem in this country in the most garish way and it's still not working

Anyone who would vote for Tucker Carlson before AOC is a fascist, not a leftist.

Wow, Bill Cassidy lost his primary! Enjoy your legacy of being an actual practicing physician who voted to confirm RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary, and did absolutely nothing when he destroyed the CDC. #ThisIsYourLegacyNow www.nola.com/news/politic...

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

🗃️ You’re mad that Nolan’s Odyssey includes people of color. I’m mad that Nolan’s Odyssey doesn’t include the insanely tacky rainbow of colors that were used to paint everything in Ancient Greece. We are not the same.

my sister is having a graduation ceremony today and i will now have to act like I'm emotional for normal reasons and not because I read "Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers” and laughed so hard i cried

is it kind of fucked up to crucify bikes

I don't think maybe Kids These Days understand how absolutely unquestionable it was, from 1970 to about 2010, that humanity was going to end through overpopulation, and how we cheerled China's One-Child policy as the only way the planet could survive

I'm choosing to live in the moment; Or, Just Bee

hey Kendrick we're going to need you over here

People tend to dissociate on this with Streeting, like “why is he so hated?” and apart from the existing fairly understandable distrust of him on the left…he’s a bigot! He has denied trans people access to healthcare out of his own prejudice and connections to networks of prejudice!

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Every single show in this 25-year-old promo has either been recently revived or never stopped airing

But wait, there’s more

chat is it good when the court cites representations you make in your own advertising materials while it's deciding whether or not to impose sanctions

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read and I’m only halfway through

This is like a setup to a horror movie where you actually root for the ancestral spirit of vengeance to kill everyone.

Rube Goldberg Garage Door #SouthMinneapolisAlleys #MPLSDérive (This ALT text nearly killed me, btw)

The Internet is disappearing before our very eyes and it’s why we should all support that absolutely critical work of @archive.org

WAITRESS: Welcome to I Love The 90s Grill and Bar! What can I getcha? KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese! WAITRESS: For you, ma’am? MOM: The…Rodney King Crab? WAITRESS: And you, sir? DAD: The eggs. WAITRESS: You have to say it. DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros

The fact that AOC doesn't really have any enemies among congressional Democrats will make it easier for her to get them to go along with this. My big not based on data predilection for the 2028 primary is that she's going to get an unusual amount of endorsement from incumbent house Dems.

A gaggle of Trumpeter Swans on the Mississippi River at Monticello, MN #Photography #BlueSkyPhotos

yes. the clearest path to deal with the SCVA ruling is just to say that it wasn’t a constitutionally valid exercise of judicial review. because it wasn’t!

Even in the official Disney Parks Blog, there's a picture of Scooter in a mocap suit to help register the movements of the animatronic. I don't even think this is for a joke. The imagineers were looking for 100% accuracy to the performance.

Another one for the collection

'Aqua Chroma' A meditative slow gaze at Earth's atmosphere, revealing the hidden depths of activity in the water-filled skies of planet Earth. 4K HDR 36m20s youtu.be/F2jsuJPU0Lo

It’s extremely funny for a guy who starred in a show where Greece looks like your friend’s backyard to say this

onion headline, onion headshot, onion intro text

I know why this is happening (and that in itself is fascinating in its own bleak way) but this is really funny because the black and white bags make it look like Calbee died in the war and the nation is in mourning.

FANTASY/OWLMAN.GIF

We're told that negative polarization is a bad thing, but would *you* let a Republican take care of *your* kids?

This really is *fantastic* science But note to apt-dwellers who’ll freak at the headline: this is based on a style of shared ducts that was outdated in Spain (where this took place) for buildings built in the 1970s & after, & is uncommon in the US But broader lesson holds: pay attention to air!

Oh fuck, I've been calling parasocial celebrity shit Baby Bird Syndrome, but I didn't realize some psychologists think it's ACTUALLY that

This is like when they put the CEO in disguise for Undercover Boss

wtf I didn’t even question why we were coming up with six genders today I simply did my duty

Headline sinks its fangs in then leaves you hanging

fuck everything, we’re doing 5 leches

I thought that's what it originally was?

this wapo push alert is why what Polis is doing is so incredibly damaging above and beyond, you know, granting clemency to a criminal who tried to overturn an election Polis - an unpopular term limited tech bro with his brain cooked by group chats - taints the entire party with his bullshit

A surprising amount of what made the USA a functional country was put into place during the very brief period where white southerners didn't have the ability to veto it

Excited to never hear about this again until it is shuttered with minimal fanfare in 10-18 months

Removing the headphone jack on phones was such a violation of the social contract