Every man has had these three exact roommates

“you know how you always wanted to be the guy who saves the day when the astronauts call houston with a problem?” “yeah?” “and you know how you hate being the guy everyone comes to when outlook is malfunctioning?” “… yeah?” “I got some good news and some bad news”

Who woulda thought?

this could be the subject of a dissertation

I'm a one-issue voter, and that issue is "will you make Warner and/or Criterion release this in 4K?"

Big Tech and sycophantic media and doing a full court press to make everyone accept AI garbage as inevitable, but we don’t have to.

He's just the greatest at whatever he's doing — "i'm gonna call the President to try to get out of this DUI" is the Winning-The-Masters of being a 50 year old divorced guy

On some level I think the Trump and MAGA people realise how humiliating this all is. The tariffs made Americans poorer, ICE turned out to be lawless murderers that couldn't hold their own in the face of sustained disciplined civic resistance, and now they're busy losing a war to Iran. It's pathetic.

Bread for all, and roses too

Me in 2024. Today everybody on Twitter is screaming that Claude is blowing through its limits faster than ever. The subprime AI crisis begins…

“I was punk once” Brother so were we all, Father Time spares no one

Loved Project Hail Mary.

extremely on my elder millennial bullshit this morning

Hi Huxley

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Not great.

Love these lads. 🇮🇪✊

I really can’t fucking stand this guy.

Scheduling a consult for a new tattoo is one of my absolute favorite things.

They’re remaking the entire country into the security line as it happens. The putrid umbrella hungover atmosphere of simultaneous infantilization and militarized threat that the air travel experience has pummeled us with for…well I guess almost twenty five years now wouldn’t you know it.

Gonna use this one a lot

Universities have been turning discretionary spending over to people with mostly Events backgrounds to enhance “student experience” and now that choice has inevitably come for the curriculum.

Cars ruin cities, but more than that, urban planning that prioritizes cars REALLY ruins cities. There are lots of examples now - NYC congestion pricing, Barcelona’s super blocks - where urban planning that deprioritizes cars is initially opposed but then people love the results.

One must imagine Charlie Brown happy.

Making it more expensive to drive and more inconvenient fly - bold midterm strategy for the Republicans.

starting a secretive conspiracy within the Catholic church to promote minorities, Opus DEI.

And here it is with spaces for text so you can use it as a meme template:

I’m gonna need to sit with this one for a minute. www.imdb.com/title/tt3229...

I was just struck by an overwhelming desire to drink a 40.

I get like 2-3 texts per day from different people saying some version of “fuck John Fetterman” and that’s beautiful, to me.

Sometimes you just need to blast eurohouse loud as hell early on a Saturday morning.

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

sometimes you see something so stupid and so funny that it feels like god is giving your brain a high five

The only women I see in this video are employees.

Israel loves murdering journalists. Can’t get enough of it.

Trotsky is tired of your shit.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

"I'm sorry I wasn't clearer on this point" is the closest I'll come to having a sword and shield

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

27% is a very special number if you’ve given yourself the same kind of brain damage I’ve given myself. news.gallup.com/poll/110806/...

This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it

This seems like a suspiciously fast and specific damage assessment but it’s presumably in the ballpark.

silver linings

I will never not love Philly.

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

@hotsoupski.bsky.social Giving these lads a spin and they’re good. Let’s go on Belfast terr.