I hate to say I told you so, but… Wait. I LOVE to say I told you so. It’s one of my favorite things. And I fucking told you so.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

More news from our closest ally, the Israeli genocide state.

This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.

I hope I can fit in at least one more trip to Europe before they impose retaliatory measures that make it functionally impossible.

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and most of the people running the Democratic Party, plus their media sycophants like Matt Yglesias, wanted to let this guy rot in a Salvadoran concentration camp because they thought or was bad politics to stand up for him.

Oh come on this guilt by association thing has to end, what are the odds that both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump and Woody Allen and Jared from Subway and Jimmy Savile and the Yellow King are ALL horrible criminal creeps????

Profiles in Cowardice

This shit really sucks.

Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls

I hadn’t even heard there was a horny gay hockey show, but that’s literally all I need to know to start watching. I’m sold.

What's in the box?

good morning

“Experienced gay person” is so goddamn funny.

Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators

This would make such a perfect Christmas card.

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.

overheard on cousin walk

as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage

either die a cousin or live long enough to see yourself become the unc

at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk

This is the moment postmodernism was invented

"no one wants pizza and wings" "i refuse to believe that"

Goddamn, they just made an actual, “Is there a doctor on the plane?” announcement.

Happy Thanksgiving from the North Atlantic y’all.

Large language models are revealing how many people lack all interiority and it turns out it’s a lot!

you didn’t consider my weird edge case in your shitpost so now I’m Furious: a bluesky story

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

Final day in Portugal. Back to the States tomorrow.

💀

The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?

If you are not prepared to eat the occasional ratio, armored in the belief that the posts are good and the opinions are correct, then don’t let world see your takes.

I was just eating churros and drinking glühwein at the Christmas market in the local square when the Portuguese Communist Party came marching by protesting Israel’s genocide of the Palestinians. I love this country.

I hadn’t even considered the possibility of AI-recipe food gore taking over Thanksgiving. Silicon Valley is truly finding ways to ruin everything.

"We're immanentizing the eschaton, baby! Tell the Pope to take a seat and shut up! (Inhales an enormous line of cocaine.)"

A lot of tech guys really aren’t very smart which is one of the reasons they’ve convinced themselves that autocomplete is a hop, skip, and a jump away from HAL9000. The other reason is hundreds of billions of dollars.

Real Portugal hours. 🇵🇹

Sorry, it’d obviously terrible for you but smoking is sexy and cool and anti-smoking advocates are just going to have to make peace with that.

Whenever someone says hockey is for straights only, show them this.

maybe i am going insane

Okay so I like Lisbon.

Sam Altman belongs in prison.

The Barbary apes in Gibraltar are the best.

Wow who could possibly have seen this coming?