The term cope has been way overused, but come on. Actually dissents never matter more than majority decisions.

I just walked out of I Love Boosters and can’t recommend it highly enough. Absolutely delightful movie. www.imdb.com/title/tt3082...

I got curious about this quote, so I looked it up. It's a paraphrase. Here's the original: "When I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on." —George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia.

@libbycwatson.com Hey Libby! Something occurred to me during the chop-as-you-go discussion on Guys today. It’s only because us Americans have the stupid habit of using our right hand for the knife, then putting it down and switching the fork to the right hand to eat. We’re a barbaric people.

My TV gets a station in New York that I can only describe as "radical socialist PBS agitprop for 8-year-olds." Today they were showing a program about how the stock market is manipulated by the whims of investors, starring a cartoon dog. I am afraid to ever change the channel in case it goes away.

I would love “Maoist Miss Rachel” to be my second act.

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Either a heartwarming story or a Lynchian nightmare

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This is tragic and infuriating. The Channel Islands are the American Galapagos and some asshole destroyed much of Santa Rosa.

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

Can’t wait to see the extremely normal reactions from chud America.

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

idk man sometimes you just have to blast cro-mags

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I woke up with this song in my head for absolutely no discernible reason. Isn’t the brain a wonder?

this Elon Musk plot to steal your 401(k) money is really going underdiscussed

I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

starving to death at the restaurant because my phone cameras are all broken and i can't scan the QR code menu

when i show up in your mentions

what’s extra fun about this is that everyone forgets Zendaya’s performance of 24K Magic right before it and it was stunning! would easily have won most episodes of the show and then Tom came out and did… that

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash

MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you

I’m slightly more of a dog person than a cat person but I deeply respect how dogs have all been bred to serve humanity in a bunch of specific ways and cats have been domesticated for 10,000 years and are still going “look I’m just gonna do cat stuff take it or leave it”

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I just dont think its fair that you can do something as awful as invent Reddit and still get to marry Serena Williams.

Turned my deck into a Tuscan garden.

There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children

Hosted a poker game Friday and two of us got four of a kind over the course of the evening. Insane odds against.

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I will vote for any political candidate brave enough to unequivocally state that it’s racist to prefer KFC to Popeyes

Death Doula only had one verse on 36 Chambers but I can still say that shit from memory

Detoured en route to a conference so I could spend a night with the wild swimming horses of Assateague Island.

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

This almost makes me want to be a parent.

Watched Apollo 13 with my oldest and when the German scientist came on screen I stopped the movie to tell her about Operation Paperclip. If you know me or my work you know I’ve been waiting for this moment since I took her home from the hospital

hi, Dick Van Dyke mentioned, remember that he is protected by the guardians of the sea itself

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

I can’t wait to get my copy of @mollycrabapple.bsky.social’s book.