ladies and gentlemen the bee gees

April Fools!

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-mourning-loved-ones-a-huge-waste-of-time/

thinking in bets

the 2000s’ old future

The Math of Why You Can't Focus at Work https://justoffbyone.com/posts/math-of-why-you-cant-focus-at-work/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46077136)

Ever have one of those days where you're "working" for 8 hours but get absolutely nothing done? Here's what that looks like vs. a day where things actually work out. Same 8 hours. I got curious enough to model why.

miranda asking to see the face of the guy dressed as a sandwich and instantly losing interest… after all, she was a lawyer and he was a sandwich

Measuring Engineering Productivity: https://justoffbyone.com/posts/measuring-engineering-productivity/

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there’s nothing quite like opening the door to your hotel room for the first time is there. the gentle, calm euphoria of glimpsing this magical room you get to live in but don’t have to clean or maintain. the little thrill of seeing the bed you get to eat in without consequences

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

Tired: Traditional BI tools with poor map performance and spatial tools with limited charting capabilities Wired: Felt's instant Stats API that let's you plug into your favorite charting libraries Join our webinar on April 23rd to learn how: felt.com/webinars/bu...

Best cat video of the day

"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong (April 8, 2025)

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all you wonderful lovely people! 🏳️‍⚧️ Thank you for sharing as much of yourselves as you are comfortable sharing; all our lives are richer for it ❤️

"Liberation Day" is quite the euphemism for "We're gonna crash the economy, suckers!"

Signal HQ today

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

What’s your favorite place to work from on the weekends in NYC?

What’s your favorite place to work from on the weekends in NYC?

virtually impossible to make the case against that he either fully lost his mind to ketamine or is/has been a white supremacist

I love reading grafs where in-house counsel suddenly possesses the writer like an eldritch spirit: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/03/b...

I like @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social @patsonbricks.bsky.social and @nancycomics.bsky.social for my daily dosage of lighthearted content

@cait.bsky.social and @chas.bsky.social

@threadotweets.bsky.social has some great old stuff

I need more funny / culture / shitposters on my timeline. Currently only following journalists and it kinda makes for a dark read, as you can imagine. Hit me with your best recommendations.

Unplugged before it could thrive

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

fuck it’s march already

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”

Putting this on every self-eval now www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

The stage of capitalism where companies advertise on a Nazi porn site for fear of government reprisal. gizmodo.com/it-sure-look...

Someone tell pmarca they’re making another AI censored and woke.

It's fun watching which lists/starter packs I'm added to, which are generally things like "tech" or "news" or whatever, and then every few days there's one that's like "fucking idiot assholes I never want to hear from" and I appreciate the reminder that my posts are not for everyone.

not a cell phone in sight. just ppl living in the moment.

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We are hiring our very first product manager at @felt.com — it’s a brand new role for our budding product organization. Do you know someone or maybe that person is you? Please reach out! felt.com/careers

[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

I love @theverge.com overall but there’s a special place in my heart for Liz errr @lopatto.bsky.social

Well now those are absolutely the wrong shoes to be deadlifting in

We are hiring our very first product manager at @felt.com — it’s a brand new role for our budding product organization. Do you know someone or maybe that person is you? Please reach out! felt.com/careers

The short film I’ve produced with my friend Amy (and her incredible team!) premiered at Clermont-Ferrand International Short Film Festival. It’s a story of a young immigrant rediscovering her identity through a mysterious connection. Super excited to share more soon!

It’s been two hours so it’s already out of date but I wrote about *gestures wildly* all this, and what I think we can do. www.todayintabs.com/p/illegal-an...

Today we are excited to announce a major release that delivers our users even more ways to work with data securely on the platform: SSO, self-hosted VPC and authenticated embeds. Here are all the ways you can now work quickly and securely collaborate in Felt 👇

there’s a really specific term for someone who does nazi stuff in order to appeal to nazis and thereby gain power, i can’t quite recall it now but im sure it’ll come to me

Super excited to launch major new security features! SSO for your IT admin, authenticated embeds for integration with your internal tools, and of course, last but not least, our VPC support for those in the AWS cloud. Major improvements, and more to come!