Jacob O'Brien
@jacobobrien.bsky.social
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I write children's stories for adults. www.jacobobrien.ca
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Pickled Therapy
A pickle goes to see a psychologist after getting out of an abusive relationship with some vinegar.
https://www.jacobobrien.ca/post/pickled-therapy
11 days ago
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Bluecho4
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You cannot be the richest man in the world and NOT be evil. You can't get there without being just the most awful piece of shit.
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Canadian Bacon
2 days ago
I havenāt lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
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Jason K Pargin, author
3 days ago
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
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"The good ol' hockey game: it's one of the best gamesāif not THE best gameāyou can name." ā Stompin' Tom Connors
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Pickled Therapy
A pickle goes to see a psychologist after getting out of an abusive relationship with some vinegar.
https://www.jacobobrien.ca/post/pickled-therapy
11 days ago
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Ok, so this is gonna be the most fucked-up shit you've ever heard in your life, but... some songs actually sound better on those shitty ancient corded iPod headphones.
17 days ago
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Anyone who says nobody's perfect clearly hasn't meet me.
18 days ago
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Thea O'Ryan Files
about 1 month ago
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Quincy thinks he's on easy street with the ladies when he takes his kingdom's throne, but is he willing to sacrifice his authenticity to find a queen?
#writing
#writingcommunity
www.jacobobrien.ca/post/checkmate
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Checkmate: The Dating App for Royalty
What if kings had to deal with the awkwardness of online dating?
https://www.jacobobrien.ca/post/checkmate
about 1 month ago
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"Fail to understand others, and you'll forever stand under them." I don't know what that means, but it sounds like something someone should have said by now, so I went ahead and said it.
about 1 month ago
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johnzuu
about 1 month ago
color wheel thingy
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It's weird how making one little mistake like forgetting to put pants on can throw your whole day off.
about 1 month ago
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silly ahh turtle #lol #funny #bruh #funnymemes #meme #memes #turtle #trending #capcut #subscribe #xd
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about 2 months ago
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Robert Brookes šæ
about 2 months ago
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Yeah, a perfect last-minute gift for someone you don't want in your life anymore...
2 months ago
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I envy people who are so stupid that they don't even know enough to worry about looking stupid.
2 months ago
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Currently evaluating my life and can't decide if it's more like the episode of The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob steps on the rakes, or the one where he falls from the dam and crotches himself on the pipe.
3 months ago
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I have seen the devil with my own eyes, and he is far more terrifying than we could have ever imagined...
3 months ago
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I'm not concerned that AI will eventually sound so "human" that it will replace human writers. I'm much more worried about human writers sounding like machines because they write about what's trending instead of what's in their souls.
3 months ago
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Mutable Joe
3 months ago
reading a book about how to be an effective father and literally nowhere in this book does it describe how to walk behind a sofa as if you are going down a flight of stairs
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If your girlfriend says her favourite food is hot chocolate, do not tell her that hot chocolate is actually a beverage. Doing so will ruin your whole day.
3 months ago
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Just finished reading
@richycraven.bsky.social
's "Spirit Level." Perfect balance between light humor and some deep/emotional parts. The scene where Danny visits Ian had me laughing and, well, not crying exactly, but it had me thinking, "Ah, fuck, this is sad." Grab a copy:
tinyurl.com/2pdhkwnv
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Kath Barbadoro
3 months ago
you know when youre really hungry but nothing sounds like it'd taste good? that's what being on a dating app is like
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I like it when people are nice.
3 months ago
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For someone who can't do anything right, I sure criticize other people an awful lot.
3 months ago
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Jake_Vig
4 months ago
People who say "don't drink the Kool-Aid" have obviously never tasted Kool-Aid, shit is delicious.
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andy vs
4 months ago
Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit
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We go together like chocolate and peanut butter. By which I mean our relationship is unhealthy.
4 months ago
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Trina Talma
4 months ago
I will always remember a sex scene I once read where the characters took their clothes off twice.
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;(
4 months ago
Why do people say āfirst and foremostā? Itās already the thing youāre saying first, itās clearly gonna be the most fore.
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An episode of Mythbusters where the myth is "a watched pot never boils."
4 months ago
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Note to self: Nobody knows anything. Don't listen to anyone.
4 months ago
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Rachel
4 months ago
The problem with people is they are people. I will take no questions on this.
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Mike Ginn
4 months ago
bold of you to assume i will "learn" just because i have chosen "the hard way"
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Jake_Vig
4 months ago
Mark my words and bookmark this post: Something is going to happen, and people are not going to like it.
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Travis comma bitch
4 months ago
Someone cloned me without my consent and I have no idea what to do. I'm beside myself
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Steve Suckington
4 months ago
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band āAlvin and the chipmunksā. As if heās not a fucking chipmunk too
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I just got an ad where if I buy two weed-whackers, I get the third one free. It's a good deal, but, like, why would I need three weed-whackers?
4 months ago
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People say, "You can run, but you can't hide" like it's some big threat. But, honestly, I'd prefer that to someone saying, "You can hide, but you can't run." And then I look down and they've sawed my legs off.
4 months ago
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#5amwritersclub
ā August 3 Wrote a few thousand words yesterday, and finished my first draft today. š I will give myself five seconds to enjoy this feeling of accomplishment before I remember I still need to address 268 notes I left myself to add foreshadowing and stuff.
#writinglife
#amwriting
4 months ago
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sweetie Ļ
4 months ago
getting my just desserts sounds delicious
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Just wanted to come on here and say I am an embarrassment to the human race.
4 months ago
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Jake_Vig
4 months ago
What I lack in an extensive vocabulary, I make up for in things.
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mindflakes
4 months ago
Today's young people have no idea how to react when I suddenly start running at them
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No, Lenny Kravitz, for the last time, I am not gonna go your way. Stop asking.
4 months ago
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