As someone who lacks object permanence, this is very shocking

Sean Duffys worst nightmare

I simply refuse to believe anyone wants to move to Vegas that has been there and doesn't have a gambling addiction.

Further evidence that Minnesota is actually Canadian

excellent for people who hate games and themselves

interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function

Interesting new developments

Dude's beard is gray and he is whining about high school. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

Very normal society

The pearl clutching is hilarious. The US ruling class loves killing journalists. Is it the hacking to pieces rather than drone striking they object to?

It’s so cool they finally made Zelda a girl

AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.

Pope is gifted a jersey is my favorite new type of content

This may come as a shock to Brett, but he is not the target market for everything. Some people have different tastes

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick

billy on the street 'name any book'

This is surely the time Lucy doesn't yank the football!

Folks...she did it. Our new favorite death metal singer lady won Miss World Chile. www.instagram.com/p/DQ4QrRQkVuP/

Food and health care for the poor are negotiable, but apparently the filibuster and middle class travel plans are not

The GOP is going to attempt an ethnic cleansing, and it would be real neat if anyone in power did anything to stop them

Most rich men can at least pay a woman to pretend to love them, and he can't even do that. How truly rancid must he be in person?

[Lib-ass joke warning] The Washington Thinskins

Rename the team the Donalds while they're at it!

Pope said 6-7

Celebrities are just like us!

The Star wars trilogies are Goldilocks told out of order, but with amount of George Lucas involvement

A common thread across all of the cinematic universes is the good installments clearly started as a story idea rather than a list of action figures to smash in to each other

Following adult performers? Well I never

just circling back

Snuff film when?

Bing bong

OMG, was the mustard brown? That must have been scary!

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

Perfect vehicle choice

Please god yes, put this in my veins!

Every time you think Cuomo might have found rock bottom he manages to deliver a new low.

Finding common ground with bigots didn't work? Where did I leave my fainting couch?!

POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor

no it’s bluesky actually

deal

Mamdani just going around ripping the masks off everyone in US politics.

Just this year, Minnesota has ranked: A top 10 state for safety. A top 5 state to live in. A top 3 state for jobs. A top 3 state to retire. The 2nd best state to raise a family. The 2nd best state for children. A bet against Minnesota is a bad bet.

The trick is, at the start of every new admin, you make Donald Trump Speaker of the House, and then following inauguration, engage in the Ritual Sacrifice of the Placeholder Ticket upon the Mike Pence Memorial Altar to christen his reign for another 4 years.

The US produces so much food that every single person who goes hungry is a deliberate policy choice. We could feed everyone with trivial effort, and choose not to. The suffering is the point

The nuns say Pope Leo spends most of his day holding up various baseball jerseys