Shootin ropes so big they keep my rent low

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

Just saw a Mizrahi Zionist crashing out on Ashkenazis by full on describing himself with a hard r

There’s a widespread misconception that western society stagnated in the Middle Ages but actually they were just really focused on designing different little hats for people to wear based on their social station. “Modernity” came about when Italians set the hat stuff aside and invented modern racism

It really does say something that everyone over here seems to be handling this normally whereas everyone on twitter really fucking isn’t.

They dropped Dasha? I’m surprised they were able to hold her fat ass for so long

Man I mean I don’t like the guy but I hope Leslie Lee isn’t dead. That would be kind of depressing.

Hiring a medium to send this to Charlie Kirk in the afterlife

Even the Tik Tok Nazis are posting at levels we can’t comprehend

I’ll never forget this article

tbf TFA is a union busting operation lol That said I feel comfortable saying that's a lot more forgivable and I'm going to have trouble understanding you if a TFA stint is a bigger deal for you. Very brave, I know lol.

“Did Mike Johnson really say he hadn’t seen the video of the President shitting on people from the air?”

Look I’m not saying I’m upset Trump never sent troops to Baltimore, but it’s a little embarrassing he just seemed to forget we exist.

It terrifies me to know that several human beings are going to look at their Friday Night, one of a finite amount of Friday nights you will ever experience, and decide to go see Tron: Ares

It is legitimately insane this place doesnt have group chats lmfao what is the mod team doing

To be clear they stopped doxxing for a bit, not because of any consequences for it but because it ultimately ended with them getting absolutely eviscerated by a horde of groypers.

Look I know it’s safe over here, but there’s just a certain thrill of knowing all your online opponents actually will try and get you killed. Then again there’s also a thrill to slamming an entire pint of vodka and running in traffic.

I really think you guys overstate how much people like to have to do work to create their feeds

Plot twist they’re going to deport Shai Davidai because they just hate him that much

I will say one thing that’s funny about Twitter now is every liberal over there drops slurs like crazy and they don’t realize how lame it makes them look

It’s really baffling how uniquely bad bluesky posters are until you realize they aren’t the (not morally superior or anything but generally more literate) twitter/tumblr crew and are actually people who jumped ship from facebook in 2023 and then it all clicks. Uniquely brain-fried people.

Hmm...do I want to hang out with my longtime pen pals who share funny and insightful observations about movies, comics, politics, etc., or do I want to hang out on the site where every other post lights the Pedant Signal

Don’t use twitter if you don’t like it. It’s definitely got a lot of nazis on it these days. But let’s not pretend there’s any way to meaningfully boycott it. Or that using it makes Elon money. Or that you’re doing anything at all by not being on there. We need better analysis of power than that.

This is the FIFTH time twitter has crashed today. Incredible incompetence lmao

I feel like just this morning people were like "no one is actually grasping how online this administration is" and then a few hours later the vice president of the country gets into a quote tweet war with Rich Lather.

So if anyone’s wondering how it’s going, JD Vance is currently using the official VP account to quote tweet battle the Helldude.

Cmon Gwen it’s been years, time to squash the beef

Investigative reporters investigate, they don’t form parasocial relationships with their subjects then somehow get owned repeatedly by them

- go back to twitter - say I’ll be less toxic and combative - mildly joke at someone doing covid hysterics - Taylor fucking Lorenz shows up to start shit

Facebook marketplace is the last remaining marketplace of ideas

you were 19 years old in 2004 and frankly i do not believe you have a good recollection of how many civilians bush killed in iraq

What country? The one where everyone who had the money fled or the one where the president is trying to sell the resources to Trump?

No the victim is the 18 year old Ukrainian teenager getting thrown in a van to go get turned into mincemeat in a trench so Zelensky can ask for a few more tanks to do another failed offensive

Stripping agencies is quite literally the entire neoliberal project. It’s so much the norm the Democrats participated.

will stancil: i am furious about how centrist democrats support Trump leftists: so will you help us replace them? will stancil: no because centrist democrats oppose Trump and leftists support Trump

we’re going to be forced to rehash the 2016 primaries endlessly by these people while we’re being marched into camps

Roll the song yet again

This is like calling your friend a junkie while you have the needle in your own arm, like brother you are on the same shit all of us are

brother you're yelling at the hostages with guns to their heads bc they said you got something wrong. us trans people and BIPoC are getting tarred and feathered and you're throwing a hissy fit bc they yelled at you learn to take an L, it legitimately builds character

Hand me your wallet I’m the wallet inspector

Good reminder that Ideological liberals (not talking about your average dem voter walking around) are not the left and are not in our big tent until they deconstruct their ideology focused on individualism and private property

Your election opponent sent out mailers of you telling people to drink bleach please drop this act lmao

Buddy the name searching is just sad

Look I don’t know if you ever would want to but apparently the twitter mod system will bring back your suspended account if you just spam it enough time with some bullshit