CEOs as a class will be lecturing people on work ethic and integrity in their work and they can’t even read an entire fucking book

jusging women’s looks but guardianistically.

still amazed at how compelling she made that movie where ALMOST LITERALLY nothing happens!! it's pure psychological introspection! her actor seriously killed it.

pls watch red rooms, kellyanne ❤️ garbage worm of a human for whom i have an unexpectedly deep well of affection

new pope politics good enough to get marcus keane to mend his rift with the catholic church

Uni regression theory #critterposting

I don't care how much you've thought about your sociological observation, if you can't even use words like porn or sex or kill without doing some weird self censorship I am too old to be your audience

lrt i'm not often given occasion to be proud of getting the full-sacraments italian roman catholic childhood but, ah....

I cannot overstate the degree to which "turning only to the gospel for guidance" and "I don't have to accept the pope if I don't like him" are like, Sent Directly To Turbo Hell crimes in catholicism. like that's one to one what we had the wars of religion over that killed like 8 million people lol

I'm dying Squirtle

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

I stumbled across a part of reddit that believes nonbinary people are all 'fat, ugly, and internet-obsessed' and I have to say those people have to be the most boring never-touched-a-titty motherfuckers in the world with no eyes in their heads because every nb person I know is a goddamn smokeshow.

Dear CEO, there's an active subset of Bluesky that routinely harasses trans and queer folk, even doxxing them. This person in particular is a huge problem and even was cited in federal documents harming trans folks. What are you doing to address this? "lol, are u a sad PEPE! Le epic meme, right?!?"

I guess capitalism has decided we're not spending enough again, because today I learned about a new "tradition" corporations/social media shills are trying to brute-force.

in 1869 the first known car accident death was mary ward, this irish lady who made bug art

Harris had a lovely sign name that was created by a committee of Black and Indian Deaf women in recognition of the historic nature of her candidacy, which is nice but not really about her at all. Meanwhile Bill Clinton’s is a C handshape doing the sign for “adultery”

Because the Deaf community is extremely funny politicians definitely cannot count on a loving and complimentary sign name like this one—it really demonstrates people’s genuine enthusiasm

anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️

i keep hoping jared leto's character is actually killed in the first third and replaced by a cooler protagonist

It begins #October #pumpkintime 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 Cartoon by @theoatmeal.bsky.social

the writers in charge of this hold music and message system really needed to write a few more barks so the player doesn't get bored

A gas explosion happened in the Bronx THIS MORNING, my man. Gas appliances need to be installed by experts, not superintendents.

🌐 From the first web page created in 1991… to 1 trillion web pages archived today. Every meme, blog, tweet & vanished site is part of our shared story. This is our collective memory. And it’s being saved. Join in our celebration this October: blog.archive.org/trillion/ #Wayback1T #WaybackMachine

it's Silent Hill season! to celebrate, my SH3 fanbook Eris Quod Sum is 33% off for all of october! i drew this to record a mere fraction of my feelings for 3 (and heather in particular) please enjoy 🖤 grab a copy in print: www.etsy.com/listing/1084... or digital: feral-royal.itch.io/eris-quod-sum

Every cable news discussion of Mamdani treats him like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and then cuts to an image of a man who looks like he was designed in a lab to lead all four grandmas at a wedding in the Cupid Shuffle

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

❗ Quick reminder that age verification on Bluesky is fully client side! Meaning you can easily get around it! More on it here! gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2... #bluesky #age #verification #bypass 👇 Repost so people who need it will find this post! 👇

I am living for the future we are entering where trans girls sing to each other the virtues of the ktp method instead of the powers method

This is amazing: @ladwp.com, the Los Angeles utility, has launched a program that will install solar+battery systems on qualifying low-to-moderate-income households, *for free*. Yes: free. If you know someone eligible, tell them to apply!

if we want bluesky to have the oft-invoked "juice", i need baseball posters to step up this postseason. none of this namby-pamby "we lost but i like your team and im rooting for yall" reddit crap. i wanna see bloodlust and vendettas. i wanna see death threats. i wanna see feral, ape-like hooting

they can keep pumping out V/H/S films and i will always watch the new one. it actually doesn't matter if they're good or not, that's just a bonus

Look Outside is EXCELLENT. Also 10 Dead Doves. Genuinely good Lynchian horror with also some Lynchian comedy in there.

this is such a good post that i wanted to share it here

Yeah I sometimes listen to a podcast by some of the old polygon staff and they have such a deep, sincere love for games but just flat refuse to do visual novels at all.

I don’t think ppl understand the whole “who cares if nobody likes it! make content for yourself” is extremely dismissive Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time

one of the things I love about silent hillf is that all the characters look like random people you might meet so obviously this exists

Not my picture but my god this EXACTLY sums up why I'm so done with goddamn internet discourse. Everyone feels they have to have a take. It feels like people are seeking out negativity rather than just... enjoying what they do like. I genuinely don't wanna be around people who act like this anymore

PSA about D*scord's TOS changes. You need to email arbitration-opt-out(at)discord(dot)com to NOT waive legal rights. A template: "I am opting out of the agreement to arbitrate for the account (username) as of (current date)", OG post: www.tumblr.com/eggseventy/7...

Teapot spirits 🫖 #art #cuteart #traditionalart

today is the fifth national day for truth and reconciliation, and I still don't know how best to observe it. this country has done the absolute least to build tradition around it, not even a token moment of silence. it's just an occasion to sell orange shirts and call that enough.

my brain: ✨dating is not a transitive property✨ and it's annoying when people expect their s/o's to be liked by their friends just by nature of being their s/o's also my brain: i think everyone who was friends with nell first likes her significantly more than they like me

please help enya survive in our stupid bitch of a country until we get our fucking heads on straight and start accepting asylum claims again

Lol

NATALITY!!!

It's coming... 🎃