Siren Song 2025 Alt title - Adelaide is a useless lesbian and she almost got lured by a siren once.

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

Netflix Producer: Guillermo… Del Toro: No. Producer: Please. You know it needs to change… Del Toro: IT SAYS HERE IN THE CONTRACT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE DIRECTORIAL FREEDOM! Producer: AUDIENCES ARE TOO HORNY FOR THE ALBATROSS!!!!

That list of HORSES’ content going around as some kind of condemnation is particularly ridiculous, because you know what else has blood, gore, torture, full frontal nudity, depiction of slavery and implied sexual assault? Baldur’s Gate 3! And somehow no issues being sold. I wonder why (it’s money).

i cannot believe video games are having a massive controversy in 2025 for a horror work like ten times less explicit and extreme than antichrist. everyone's seen that fuckin movie.

At long last, my #ScienceBehindSciFi: The Desert Perpetual document is complete! 30 pages of breaking down references to real-world science- whew! ⚛️ Read it on Google Docs: tinyurl.com/ayyxtzyf Or, Read it on Ko-Fi: tinyurl.com/3dhswdnr #Destiny2 @bungie.net @destinythegame.bungie.net (1/8)

LRT it's so crazy to me that so many HP ships continue to get top spots on the AO3 metrics every year, like. what the fuck.

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

MILF and tentacles getting pulled alongside loli and shota reinforces what I and others have said since the summer: If you empower Mastercard to censor a little, you empower them to take everything away. The problem is the capacity for a credit card to censor Call them

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” “I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

You have hibernation sickness 🥶 if we're doing destiny but star wars and freezing drifter in carbonite (stasis) then I'm allowed to imagine soggy trembling drifter getting rescued by eris #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #drifteris

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

there is never enough

I just kinda assumed she would wear that fuck ass bob with pride.

The reason Roboute Guilliman is such a beloved character among the Middle Aged section of the 40k fanbase is basically that he has depression from realising this is true but not quite having enough effective power to make it happen.

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

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🌸🦊🌺 Silent Hill f #gallery #art #fanart #illustration #procreate #anime #イラスト #オリジナル #silenthill #silenthillf #hinako #horror

shouldn’t the bikini top technically be inside the pouch

And Kenta Fukasaku was inspired by THE LONG WALK and Stephen King was inspired by THE LOTTERY and Shirley Jackson was inspired by… This discourse was tired in 2012 and it’s tired now, but it’s certainly rich coming from the guy promoting a four and a half hour LADY SNOWBLOOD fanfic right now.

drifter “I’m putting together a crew 😏” and the crew is your god-girlfriend who is cooler than you, your coworker who you made a gun with, and the daughter of a crab pirate-turned-priest who is really into plants now. and maybe lodi. this is not a crew this is a cry for help

no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser

Lighting struck my brain while getting groceries and 3 HOURS LATER ✨

LRT crying sob if it's not important then why is it there?? These people truly don't get it

If you consider random NPC dialogue "boring and unimportant" and you're okay with relegating that to gen AI, frankly I can't trust that the rest of your narrative is any good either.

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

We’re just normal men

he's cleaning him 😇 #RadioStatic #MurderMedia

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on

“Why didn’t you just blast Val and Vel with your Overlord powers?” The based Niffty:

This great thread makes a point I've been trying to convey for years. Calling all data-driven prediction or decision software "AI" is a huge gift to LLM hypemen, who want people to believe, incorrectly, that LLM data centers are crucial for solar forecasting or operating buildings and power grids.

Eraserhead baby labubu

They can

New boot goof

After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.

Annihilation

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

Vect is probably the only 40k leader who is forklift certified

I need yall to know that is canonically his boyfriend