Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches

Absolutely losing my mind at how this interaction exceeded expectations of entertainment value

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Okay, Downingtown

Is that what hope for your country feels like???

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

I'm a little bit scared

I haven't been on this site in a while but I am here to see the Dick Cheney jokes. Give me your best

They're literally doing the meme

“I’d never fall for a scam” meanwhile I’m paying for something called “paramount plus” lmao that’s not a real thing c’mon

They should let you have a lobotomy if you really want one

Also hilarious to see MAGA "christians" insult Francis and now Leo by calling them woke/communist/whatever and then just list things Jesus taught

It's so delicious

Back to back dingers from Robert Deniro and Liev Schreiber in the area of Hollywood tough guys shrugging their shoulders going “yeah why wouldn’t I love my child?”

I will never get over how funny it is that JD Vance killed a Pope, the new one also hates him and was definitely partially chosen because Trump and Vance are hated by the church

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

It’s now canon that hating JD Vance is the sixth tenet of papal doctrine

I am of course losing my mind over this

THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"

is this good

I mean he did kill Pope Francis, of course the cardinals would make this maneuver.

The new pope isn’t mincing words. Pope Leo XIV (Robert Prevost) has already called out JD Vance for twisting the Gospel, defended immigrants, and condemned Trump’s deportation policies.

Meet me in the gay lobby at noon

Unless their demands are met

Bro they lobotomized your aunt

I’m beginning to feel left out

And all it took was Switch 2 cancelling pre orders

Ah yes I would love to go to a soccer game in below freezing weather

The mad king’s eunuch advisor appears to have detractors in the palace walls my lord

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

Must we see sex offenders win so often gdi (about basketball but also... *gestures to everything*)

capitalist (sees something capitalist happening capitalistly in capitalism land): what are we, a bunch of social democrats

italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

poor Nintendo, announcing the Switch 2 just in time to have it cost ten thousand dollars

I went to a book fair today with book friends and it was great. More of that

There is definitely a comprehension gap in this land

find someone who loves you like Deni Avdija loves onions:

A thing that has happened this year is I have been reminded that I like reading more than tv + phone

90% of the people in the US with institutional power:

1) the racial dynamic here is really obvious but, setting that aside, the whole point of being a politician is that you do owe us something actually, that responsibility comes with taking the job and never goes away. 2) barack actually did not warn us about fascism, that simply did not happen!

I am Mad Online about the Severance finale

If i send you this... i have spiritually left the conversation

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

Can't believe I chose to take an Italian class and now have homework as an adult. And some of you go to grad school?????????

Using childhood tactics on myself. Finish my task list today and tomorrow I can play Civ