if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; get this man a mop and bucket

Very funny for Trump to just add ICE on top of all of his glaring disasters so they can keep getting ambient negative approval from voters. Next he’ll send them to gas pumps so they can be confidently in-frame when the signs hit $7/gallon

folks I’m beginning to think those finance guys who all get paid gazillion of dollars a year are, in fact, dumb

oceans are now baseball games

the republican justices are as pickled in MAGA slop as any pardoned jan 6er

Just really a historically awful person. Just a standout in a world full of awful people.

Platner supporters

Look on the bright side MAGA: an unpopular war driving up prices and destroying the economy makes Democrats sad

Looks like gas prices are about to get a lot worse.

Dems really must break all media if they want to save the country

none of the people involved in this should feel a moment of safety ever again in their lives

Gonna use this one a lot

Oh good!

You can not like what Israel is doing without being antisemitic. It's pretty easy actually I do it all the time.

There's a fairly natural shortening of the word "Japanese" that we also all agree (or, at least, I hope we all agree) is unacceptable because of the connotation it carries. That's just how slurs work.

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Go get em @jeffjacksonnc.bsky.social

The United States has agency, laying the blame entirely at the feet of Israel is just an excuse to comfort oneself

This just reeks of desperation.

The reason I dont have a gender is because James Talarico needed to collect enough to win the election

This is going to introduce ICE to a whole lot of Americans who haven't experienced their thuggishness.

i guess it at least plays to their strength. they'll put ICE in charge of asking to see people's papers.

As usual, the Republican superpower is being so cartoonishly evil that describing their policies in factual terms makes you sound like a deranged ideologue.

Post-pandemic, we (very briefly) had a strong labor market for early-20s workers, for the first time since the 1990s. People, including Gen-Z, said they *hated* this, because this tight labor market raised prices on food delivery, ubers, fast food and other labor intensive, low-skill work.

Yeah, bizarrely, people were interpreting "Help Wanted" signs as a BAD indicator

I think we just need to make this shit mandatory.

this is now the moderate position

the left nimby program in a nutshell 1: "decommodify housing" 2: sadly, no new housing is built 3: i inherit my parents' house

Oooh, the Mount Rushmore of Assholes? If we're going with presidents, I'd say Donald Trump Richard Nixon Andrew Johnson Andrew Jackson

The Trump Administration's violence and corruption is impossible to ignore. I created the nation’s first Accountability Commission to gather the evidence of wrongdoing in Illinois by ICE so we can hold them criminally and civilly liable.

No we aren’t, we’re at the “Trump is throwing out unrealistic plans” part of negotiations not going well in Congress. Don’t make the guy bigger or stronger than he is when you’ve got him on his back foot.

DLSS 5 yassified me 😰

Really fucking annoys me given we’re looking down the barrel of a massive farm crisis and the organic dipshits are like “oh the solution is simple. Just grow green! 😊 “ cool, fuck off

Let me know when you can replace about 110 million tons of the “toxic” (google the basics of the nitrogen cycle sometime) stuff with whatever you’re selling, meanwhile the rest of us will try to keep the farms working so people don’t starve this year

I need someone to call him a stone-cold dumbass to his face.

I love her so much!! 🥰

With "crawl out of your Sabbath hole" I think it's safe to say Glenn Greenwald has gone full Nazi.

I need Dana to light some fools up!

This woman! 🫠

Republicans are all bad people.

you're actually supposed to kiss your girlfriend. it's one of the top girlfriend activities.

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump saying that he’s glad that Robert Mueller is dead, both presidents shattered some of Washington’s most sacred norms.

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Wonder if 20-year-old Saxon Musk also demands crayons and a coloring placemat.

for too long our elites have refused to accept that teleportation is murder. glad that teleport-skpetical Americans such as myself are finally listened to.

Anybody who fell for the GOP's crybully act when Charlie Kirk was shot is without exaggeration too stupid to be of any use in US politics.

This is my joker moment

This is an ongoing conspiracy to abduct this man, and everyone involved at DoJ needs to go to prison.

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia