SQUISHY FAT FUCKS

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Trailer is out!! Let’s gooo!!!! youtu.be/jvb6b-9vq2U

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

The fact that this show not only existed but ran for three seasons will never stop being hilarious.

Val being a himbo #hazbinhotel

BAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT

"Alright fellas, let's get out there and suck some dick"

I told you it was campfire season #latex #cryptid #teratophilia

The Sacred Texts

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

fuck it man here it is

wish i could be one of those people where i just snap my fingers and someone nearby just shits themselves

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

we're finally free thank fuck after literally being created by parental trauma, the last fucking thing i need is getting stuck next to some shitty parent while our waiter is touching himself in the bathroom or some shit

yeah i'd eat ass on a thursday night, the fuck are you gonna do to stop me?

Almost done #wip #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelAlastor #furby

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,

friends, have you heard the good news?

It’s that time of year.

personally if i made a website that found success off the backs of sex workers and porn artists i would not continually add new rules that say “that’s icky you guys are ickyyyyyy”

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

Do NOT believe the misinfo going around There absolutely have been MASSIVE TOS updates Most notably: 1) Specifying no FICTIONAL noncon 2) No "dangerous" kink 3) No DISCUSSING self harm, suicide, or substance abuse unless its "educational" So what can we DO about it? #SaveSpeech 1/🧵

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

dog

I know a fae trap when I see one

i take it back these ain't shit been an hour and a half and barely anything

yesterday kenna picked up this chocolate and took 10 mg of it and it hit like a fucking truck. she's in a hurry to get everything done for the day so she can experiment with 20 mg this afternoon waiting for her to just transfer her consciousness to a different dimension or something

four score and seven years ago i drew 2 cards from my deck

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

You can know everything about a dog after five minutes, but cats remain a mystery their entire life.

horny, down to fuck

The virgin "noooo you can't kill hitler because le violence is bad" industry comic vs the chad "lol fuck this clown" Duke nukem comic

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

one cool unexpected effect of smashing that box IME is that once you've done that, you become aware of a bunch of other boxes and are much less afraid of smashing them too, which is a big part of why box builders are so fixated on smashing us

people who want other people to stay in sad little grey boxes forever and never be happy in their bodies or desires are villains and cowards and they may be winning right now but by god they will lose as water smooths stone and roots break it, because that fierce joy is roots and water and life

thinking about how fish just, like, work?? what's up with that?

man it'd be cool if we could, y'know, get some actual fucking good news for once

"Sir, this is a [HOWLING OF MILLIONS OF DEMONS OF HELL]."

why

@greeneyedzeke.bsky.social friend of yours?

the far right got real quiet all of a sudden huh

thinking about how i could've been some notoriously powerful evil sorceror thing but instead i'm stuck in this fuckass timeline

#radioapple How can you say this won't happen?

Check fandango to see if your city has the Hazbin Hotel song along 👀👀👀 #HazbinHotel