Canadians made it to the Lower 9th Ward after Katrina faster than our own federal government did. Straight up. And I will hold immense gratitude and respect for that all of my days.

The smokes comes "from many wildfires burning in Minnesota and across the border in Ontario": ie, shut the fuck up about "Canadian smoke"—it's North American smoke.

Once again, my friend Rob Cottingham nails it. 

really really really shut the fuck up about the "canadian" smoke

Canada-owned business online marketplace run by Canada Post? Am I dreaming? This is a great idea! Has anyone tried it? https://canadashops.ca/ #canada #elbowsup #onlineshopping #boycottamazon

Maybe we aren’t boycotting the US enough www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Hearing "Sovereignty comes with responsibility" directed by Americans at Canada may just be my villain origin story #CdnPoli

Well, looks like a message was received, and the 'survey' has been changed to allow you to choose "None" as an option. #yycbike #yegbike

Hey @districtofoakbay.bsky.social if Richmond can do this, Oak Bay can too! #YYJ @oakbayforall.bsky.social

This feels ominous. What's going on? #BCPoli

"Sixty-four years of hurt" doesn't scan, unfortunately #WorldCup

Nope. We don't want them. #CdnPoli

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Here you go

My entirely appropriate earworm for the day. Make it SIXTY years of hurt though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqi... #WorldCup

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

Someone needs to turn France off and back on again #WorldCup

Postpartum depression is a major red flag for potential perimenopausal depression later on (or at the same time, as in this article). It's a red flag that doctors ignore because women's health is ignored generally. I learned this the hard way, so I'm waving that flag for everyone else. 🚩🚩🚩

Tonight we learned how to use the jointer and the planer. Ridiculously proud of myself for the smoothness of this plank—my family remains unimpressed.

At the turning of the millennium there were 769 satellites in space, 2026 there are 14,500 satellites. I spent 7mins photographing the Milky Way rising above Poatiri Mt Charles Hoopers Inlet, on Muaupoko (Otago Peninsula) this evening. Ōtepoti Dunedin, NZ #Photography

Carney calling Lindsey Graham a defender of democracy and freedom when the man made jokes on his official X account about taking over Canada is just the last straw of many last straws for me.

The Canadian Medical Association thinks having every social media user show proof of age, putting them at risk of more surveillance, privacy destruction and identity theft, will help children. How about advocating for an all Canadian medical e-records management solution instead?

"A bike is magic, and an e-bike is a bike without hills and showers." @billmckibben.bsky.social #cycling #climateaction #bcpoli

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Live your life in such a way that people aren't getting out of bed to shitpost about your death at 2am

I went to see Trainspotting in the theatre tonight and it's just as good thirty years after I first saw it!

Maybe let's not do this? 🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/10/c...

Holy shit I saw the movie months ago and it's taken me this long to realize: Hail Mary full of GRACE

Behind every great dog is a cat contemplating a murder... #caturday

Procrastinating by doing too much research and then white-knuckling out 30 pages in a last minute all-nighter

So empty! No need for all these car lanes, obvs #YYJ

TEXT YOUR DORK NEIGHBOR!! 😉

Sudden craving for an old-school rootbeer popsicle. I'm old.

This is completely insane and very on-brand for the current iteration of the United States. Terrible.

kids these days will never understand the aesthetic whiplash of going to a dance in the early 90s and hearing this song followed by EMF's Unbelievable, then Barenaked Ladies, Groove is in the Heart by Deeeelite, guns and roses, and let's do the time warp from rocky horror

In sum:

Sorry that your Mad King keeps threatening to invade my country, I also find this all terribly distressing but between the two of us you're the US Senator with actual powers of office.

Sad story in six words: Spilled tomatoes on Pandora bike lane 😭 #YYJ

I dunno who TF is on this list, but searches for Blue Rodeo, The Organ, Patrick Watson, and Grapes of Wrath turned up nothing, so clearly it's a very shitty list.

This is what Kamloops looks like right now while the liberals are building more pipelines and data centers

Petition re: AI and data centres. Remember to click in the follow-up email to complete your signature. #CdnPoli

Postpartum depression is a major red flag for potential perimenopausal depression later on (or at the same time, as in this article). It's a red flag that doctors ignore because women's health is ignored generally. I learned this the hard way, so I'm waving that flag for everyone else. 🚩🚩🚩

Petition re: AI and data centres. Remember to click in the follow-up email to complete your signature. #CdnPoli