Happy annual "Hey, we should make pancakes more often instead of just once a year" day everyone! 🙂

I’ll be joining Colin Stetson on tour, Bristol & Brighton. Big news big sounds Cannot wait guys x 🎷

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The only question worth asking at these incredibly flash Reform press conferences that take place every week now, is who is paying for all of this and what do they want in return bsky.app/profile/pete...

Accessibility tip of the day: a tool that claims to generate AI alt text, but starts the alt text with "the image is", is not a tool you should use. Why? Because screen readers already announce images, so adding "image of" is annoying and useless.

-… then if you check table 6 it will tell you how many points you get for your age. Add those points to the ones from your Relatives-aboard cards and Family-elsewhere cards… -Um, Eric, the water's getting pretty high. -Then stop interrupting! Next, you'll need your dice and the saving throw chart.

Not a sign of anything bad, I'm sure www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

running from the cops in these and they deploy a long studded strip in front to stop me

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Ok. The world’s terrifying and I have very little control. I’m off to make my silly little bits of art and try to at least make MY BIT better and share that as far as I can…

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

Oh, Daily Mail, never let history get in the way of a dramatic headline. “Will Andrew become the first royal to go to prison?” The Tower of London would like a word.

This duet cover of Radiohead's "Creep", between a son and his Shastriya Sangeet classically trained mother, is the mash-up I didn't know how much I needed in my life. Totally spontaneous sobbing may have taken place. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

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We're officially at the halfway point of #RPM2026! I started a new piece last night which started to come together quite quickly, and I've embellished that a fair bit today. A bunch of other tracks started already, and some of those are coming along nicely too #RPMChallenge

This is blackout poetry to me

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The default assumption should be that they’re lying

A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.

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Omg I just saw this one in my folders.

(not my cat)

Happy #BaconButtyFriday everyone! 🥓🙂

Happy Radio Day to all those who celebrate.

you missed the best one

From the court’s opinion today blocking Hegseth’s attempt to discipline Mark Kelly: “As Bob Dylan once famously said, ‘You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.’ Our retired vets deserve more respect from our govt, and our Constitution demands they receive it!”

Labour accuses Reform UK of 'flagrant racism' after Sarah Pochin defends her complaint about black people in TV ads - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

I think ALL THE TIME about people who've never seen the sea. If you grew up in a tiny country like Britain it's difficult to imagine. However poor your family was, you'll have been dragged to a lovably shit seafront before you were 15.

Free speech something something

Ah, I see we're back to the "I support the PM" phase of the Streeting Sine Wave 🤔

…and the non-apology of the year for a racist lie goes to… www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

Genuinely think that if Biden’s DoJ had been caught spying on Congress in this way over Jeffrey Epstein it would have ended in impeachment. But given it’s the Trump operation, there’s every chance it barely even becomes a story. www.cnbc.com/2026/02/11/e...

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how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Steady progress on #RPM2026. Not a great deal to report. New stuff keeps coming out. Most of it good 😉 Everything seems to be going ok. How is everyone else's #RPMChallenge going?

White British people moaning about this country being "colonised" by immigrants is just astounding. To use the word "colonised" in relation to Britain with seemingly no understanding of why we have a Commonwealth and an "Empire".

"Fetchez la vache!"

Journalists across the country are thanking Kemi Badenoch for this gift.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

Unhinged

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Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKU_...

Throwback to my late dog, Elsie, attempting (hardly) to catch a ball