this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Between the Bachelorette/Mormon wife thing and Chuck Norris it’s a rough week for the stock-character millennial couple

I still can't believe this

There's a reason "Chuck Norris got bit by a poisonous cobra and the cobra died" works and brevity is a big reason.

My favorite magazine growing up, with Nick Magazine as a close second.

Setting aside the thornier questions it is completely insane that the judge is even considering allowing this elderly woman, who has essentially admitted to killing 4 people because she got confused while driving, to keep her license. Lady you can take the fucking bus

I met with AI data labelers in Kenya who are organizing their colleagues to fight the brutal working conditions and horrible pay given to the workers at the "bottom of the AI supply chain." They believe the NDAs they've signed are unenforceable so are speaking out: www.404media.co/ai-is-africa...

Mina Kimes is so cool.

Asked about the administration’s plan for Iran after the war, that official responded: “Whatever.”

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

Typical Canada tweet: love my teammates god is good! India tweet: keep grindin UK tweet: derp US tweet: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

Mind you these workers are specifically Kenyan workers who are made to view and annotate the absolute worst things created by man and machine for extremely low pay and absolutely no support or care from Meta for the trauma they endure every day at work

i will never forget the faces of pure delusion meeting reality when we’d have family meetings during the height of covid where the family was told pawpaw/meemaw wasn’t coming off the vent.

If these dopes aren't already on your Pay No Mind list... I don't know what to tell you.

The Village

Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

Great news everyone, the President has said that everything is good now. I'm sure if it wasn't he'd be honest about it AND take full responsibility

‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." … She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

The GOP has offered nothing this century except for catastrophic wars. No healthcare plan; no re-industrialization. Now they're losing their only issue, immigration, as people see the violence and havoc that comes with mass deportations.

Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.

Striking from new Quinnipiac poll: *Voters prefer path to legalization over deportations for most undocs by 59-34. Among independents it's 61-33 *Majority says Trump on immigration is making America less safe Again, there's broad rejection of the whole project, not just ICE tactics (see below)

“CBS News’ newest “star” contributor Peter Attia once chose to meet with Jeffrey Epstein—ignoring his wife’s plea to come to the hospital where their infant son was being treated.”

Don’t know how many more examples it’s going to take for people to realize that billionaires are an existential threat to democracy and its institutions.

I'm worried that the broader public isn't really understanding the Epstein Files. The problem isn't that everyone in the files is a secret pedophile, it's that all the people are corresponding with him because they *don't care that he's a pedophile*. It's a story of elite impunity.

Don’t worry. Him going after his political enemies as well is sure to turn those poll numbers around.

Obama posting Ezra Klein podcast link

Great protest today in the single digit temps in Essex Junction, Vermont. Head count was around 400. Lots of pots and pans banging, whistles and car honks. Forgot how healing this energy is.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

I think it is time for there to be blowback and a scandal for any elected Democrat even saying this sort of thing. You should be shamed for pretending this is a thing. We do not need this gesture anymore. The Republicans are the Nazi Party and Donald Trump is their Fuhrer.

This administration would defend Tim McVeigh if they thought he was a Trump voter

With Trump, the simplest, worst explanation is always correct. Was he selected and elected to be a member of Vladimir Putin's fascist international? Yes! Is he a fascist? Yes! Is RFKJR a eugenicist? Yes! Is the regime attempting to resegregate America? Yes! They're always that bad!

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

Why care now? Don't they have another child to ship off?

If ICE truly were targeting "the worst of the worst" and not, you know, deliberately brutalizing innocent families with children, they'd rush to correct all the stories like this one, apologizing and insisting it's not what they're really doing. They don't because this is deliberate. This is it.

Trump is weak, Bondi is weak, Miller is weak. The administration is filled with cartoon bullies who crumple when they face real opposition. Minnesotans get it. Denmark gets it. Lower court judges get it, and the best have moved into DGAF mode. When will SCOTUS get it? slate.com/news-and-pol...

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

Meanwhile, it has become clear that either we abolish ICE, or ICE will abolish the 4th Amendment. The questions are now: which side will win in the end? And which side are you on now? apnews.com/article/ice-... cc: @whipkclark.bsky.social

Not headline news. No real fuss by Democratic leaders. No calls to censure. No pushback. No questions asked of GOP leadership by the press. Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.

Nobody outside Twitter knows who this person is. Great job!

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.” it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis. Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.

even on a good day when I’m functioning well, there’s a depth of sadness, anguish I can barely tolerate.

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.