Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Nirvana w/Breeders 1993 Pixies 2018 Merle Haggard 2011 Dinosaur Jr w/Snail Mail 2025 Weezer 1994

I hadn’t heard The Highwayman in a long time and I forgot how insane Johnny Cash comes in at the end. You have three legendary country performers singing about being a highwayman, and sailor and a dam builder and then the closest thing country music had to the Voice Of God says “I FLY A STARSHIP…”

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Fuck the Titans

It’s that time again. Fuck the Titans. youtu.be/nPXUctvVks8?...

Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry

Today I've seen ads for THC-infused gelt and THC-infused communion wafers, so I'm eagerly awaiting other weed/faith crossovers.

Saying this but to a computer

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

It’s that time again. Fuck the Titans. youtu.be/nPXUctvVks8?...

Fuck The Titans

I’d like to buy some vowels.

when you become a right wing online influencer do you just wake up one day with a bunch of money from Latvia or whatever sitting in your bank account. how does this work.

He never should have recovered from this, he should be in real estate by now

God what an amazing career Udo Kier had.

It may be hard to believe, but Twitter was once a useful public space instead of a weird monetization scheme for racist ragebait chatbots.

Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81

This team has a legit shot at 11 wins, the most in 18 years(!) and we can’t tell if they’re good or not (I really think not)

Yes. Barely.

This is why they’re selling memorial cubbies at the new stadium

Snatching victory from the jaws of the Jaguars who snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Jags W

Pointless and unnecessary OT but at least theJags held on against themselves.

Hines-Allen

We actually get it right and Tim Patrick doesn’t turn his head. Cursed.

This went from being in Trevor to being on Liam.

Too much time

Overthrew Morris for the easy TD and lost him for at least a play.

He’s the same guy he’s been since 2021. He’s not going to change or grow.

Are we sure Trevor didn’t clone himself so he’d have more time for other shit?

Dammit Trevor

Any time the Jags have a chance to control their own destiny

Fuckin rocking out

So the Bills proved useless, huh?

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Aaron Rodgers by Tuesday:

Aaron Rodgers by Wednesday:

Vaxxed?

Bright side for Los Angeles (B) is, nobody in Chargers media will ask about that playoff game loss again with this one in the books.

Imagine that long flight home to LA only to go back to sleeping on the Rams’ couch.

Trevor Lawrence when he has a tight end wide open for a touchdown:

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jesus Christ.

could i make it any more obvious

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.