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I am the damn Paterfamilias. BCB from the beginning.
#DTWD
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muscular baby jeb lund
4 days ago
Not one of my kid's friends knows that there was a penguin called Chilly Willy. I don't even know what they're supposedly teaching them at FanDuel Charter.
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Same vibes
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SwampLizard
11 days ago
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Trek
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large language marge
12 days ago
seems like military folks already aren't thrilled about ICE wearing camouflage and causing the confusion to begin with. "Why should I change? He's the one that sucks"
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From the army community on Reddit: Minnesota Guardsmen told to wear reflective vests to distinguish them from ‘other agencies’
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https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1qj25q5/minnesota_guardsmen_told_to_wear_reflective_vests/
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Tell your pets name in a gif
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Parker Molloy
16 days ago
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Stevie 🇮🇪🐆
19 days ago
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHH HAHAHA HAHAHA HH HA HHHAAA HAHAHAHA HHHHA HA HA HHHAHA Let’s take a look at some highlights from the game thread (and beyond) over on /r/Texans
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Stevie 🇮🇪🐆
19 days ago
Fuck the Texans 🤣
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️
about 1 month ago
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13 wins for the first time since 1999. If you saw that season, we’ve seen some shit, friends.
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about 1 month ago
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John Shipley
about 1 month ago
Hat and T-Shirt locker room for
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Paul Henricksen
about 1 month ago
The Titans will be 12-43 since this tweet
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
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Faine Greenwood
about 1 month ago
I should draw more seagulls
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Fuck the Titans
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about 1 month ago
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muscular baby jeb lund
about 1 month ago
flustered mom calling sauron after she thinks there's been a break in, they send down a faceless cenobite-mouthed prick to explain that the boss is busy
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about 1 month ago
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Cade
about 1 month ago
Can we go ahead and outlaw the phrase “playing with house money” when talking Jags postseason? We aren’t lucky to be here. It wasn’t a fluke. We’ve earned this.
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It’s been 20 years since the Jags won 12 games in the regular season. And this man somehow won’t win COTY
about 1 month ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 1 month ago
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods One guy on the marketing team: actually
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Jaguar Attacking A Horse - Henri Rousseau, 1910
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Patrick Monahan
about 1 month ago
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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Fuck the Colts
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about 1 month ago
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Effin' Birds
about 1 month ago
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 1 month ago
This hostage situation seems pretty scary but Harry Ellis has done some coke and has some pretty exciting ideas about how we can work this out
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You will be visited by three spirits
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about 1 month ago
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Frank Conniff
about 1 month ago
If Vince Guaraldi had known the actual A Charlie Brown Christmas assignment: "Compose iconic score that people will love forever," he could have been intimidated. Instead, "Write music for weird show CBS might not even air" probably freed him up to do his best work.
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Report: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas
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McSweeney's
about 1 month ago
"Let’s get one thing clear, Santa: I ain’t a scab. The collective bargaining agreement clearly mandates the sleigh be led by a union-approved eight-reindeer team. Your little 'won’t you guide my sleigh tonight' routine is a bald attempt to dilute the team’s negotiating power."
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Rudolph the Red Won’t Guide Santa’s Bourgeois Sleigh Tonight
First, let’s get one thing clear, Santa: I ain’t a scab. The collective bargaining agreement clearly mandates the sleigh be led by a union-approved...
https://buff.ly/sfF0aFM
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’...
https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=fee69b8cab&mc_eid=398ab80804
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NETFLIX and the NFL today:
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about 1 month ago
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Pablo Hidalgo
about 1 month ago
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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Alice Fraser
about 2 months ago
Santa riding off into the sky above your suburban home, outlined by the moon, turns his merry face to you and with a twinkling eye shouts “like and subscribe!”
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✅ Clinched Playoffs
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about 2 months ago
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I’m sort of jealous of everyone waking up to the news that the Jaguars have clinched the playoffs. Mostly because I lost 2h sleep waiting for that abomination of a game to finish but whatever
about 2 months ago
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Denny Carter
about 2 months ago
Rivers probably asked the Colts to wear the black jerseys. They’re slimming. As a dad I get it.
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🙏🏻🙏🏻
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about 2 months ago
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I’m still just taking this all in. The last time the Jaguars had 11 regular season wins, none of my children were alive. 18 seasons, y’all. It’s insane.
about 2 months ago
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Cade
about 2 months ago
Jags averaging 34 ppg over the last 5 games. Trevor is feeling himself
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about 2 months ago
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Gus Logue
about 2 months ago
electric sound bite from Travon Walker
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If writing off our key players is the key to activating them, I’m going to start preemptively writing off every FA signing and draft pick out the gate because god DAMN
about 2 months ago
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youtu.be/9v94TteuqGE?...
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youtu.be/USIQk-g1pwQ?...
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