Post a banger that isn't in English. music.youtube.com/watch?v=RsLw...

And there was much rejoicing

Uncommon for an elected President to insist that his country’s elections are rigged and stolen and a global laughingstock. But what do I know.

I have been so outrageously productive this weekend. Hopefully it carries on into the week and I don't just spend my time dead at the desk after the exertion ...

Like almost everyone else, I thought this was a spoof - but no

Salute ✊

My brain is so flipping pig-headed. Why does it know exactly what it should do but absolutely refuse to do it?

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X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

Just got home from The Bone Temple ...

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

a reporter asked “is mutual aid a form of resistance?” and i felt my body pulled into of a room of movement elders who have made this seem like a question i don’t have to think about to respond of course of course mutual aid is an expression of love love is an act of resistance

High praise from the great man

It's not the only night of the year that I'll have a haggis butty and Islay malt for tea, but it is the only night of the year when it's mandatory.

They may say facts do not care about your feelings, but their lived truth is the opposite. Their feelings do not care about your facts.

Panics about where the sound of running water is coming from. Realises he left the coffee filter going. 🤦 Should have got the coffee earlier.

Robert Noot, 40, was gifted the Ultra Relaxation Spa Day gift package for his 40th birthday by partner Mary Walker, 41, but spent the run-up to the day in an ever-increasing state of anxiety about not being able to relax well enough.

to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe

I swear to god bbc news, if you ever introduce a BREAKING item again with the kind of gravity I personally would reserve for if we're getting a 3 min warning, or as another example god has died, and then it turns it to be "brooklyn beckham is still sulking," I swear to fucking god

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

The best way to read this is: "Myself and others on the fruitier side of the British right are terrified that our previous vocal support for Donald Trump is going to bite us viciously on the arse. There are skin diseases that poll better than he does in the UK."

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

Fancy hot chocolate from Indie Fude, homemade churros flavour marshmallows from the market and a splash of Bushmills. Hard recommend 😋

All this because nobody willing to tell Trump ‘No’ buff.ly/26aXpPG

From @dianewarren.bsky.social

Separating the art from the artist.

Eddie Albington, 34 – who has been told many times that he doesn’t appear to be listening – now overcompensates by performing listening to the point where he has genuinely stopped listening.

There seems to be an ongoing supply chain attack or suspicious activity on NuGet .org, where a user called darklord is trying to gain legitimacy or something by sending thousands of become owner of their packages requests, don't accept, report to @nuget.org #dotnet #nuget

All the people are lovely people, but I have been peopling for 2 weeks solid now and it is time to travel back home and hide for a while.

Wonder how many tragics get the 46 year old film reference...

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

I've contacted @deptinfra regarding the need for the newly refurbished cycle lane at Stranmillis to be urgently gritted. Cyclists shouldn't be an afterthought when it comes to safety on our roads network, especially with poor weather conditions.

Utterly shocking that the country that invaded Iraq for oil and suffered zero consequences internally or externally is doing it again.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I'm Vauxhall Renault-Ford. (Car vs ice, car vs car, car vs bike)

Deactivated the account on the other place. I know, I know, but the second best time is now.

My language has been corrected and I have been told that we shouldn't be using the phrase child porn Here's why; learning.nspcc.org.uk/news/why-lan...

Why do I have to read an Irish paper for a feature about this?

Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.

In an alternate reality I just took a Tesla robotaxi to the spaceport for my annual trip to Mars. In this reality, we are watching performance art of how the world’s richest man is also its biggest grifter

Suppose I'd better hop on the bike and head home before it frosts up again. Might even have to put the heating on when I get back 😮

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

It's that time again. It will be hard to let go. From Lucille Clifton's book, How to Carry Water: bit.ly/howtocarrywa... #poem #booksky #writing

Great thread as always, and it highlights something to take into 2026: the culture wars nonsense is not going to go away. The right - with deep pockets to continue bombarding people with it - think it's a winner, long-term. And I'm not sure they are wrong, if we just ignore it.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

So many sweet things still in the house. Really not the time of year to be needing a healthy diet.

Sinatra has gone woke