Merry Christmas, you beautiful people. Don't forget to light a wee Christmas candle and bring your own light to this world ✨️ 😎🔥

Early Christmas present from me if you're reading this and you're a: - Senior web developer - In London - Really into books and libraries - Looking for work rn I am excited to inform you that the British Library is hiring a new head of web development ce0752li.webitrent.c...

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

Pole Vault Pole xkcd.com/3183/

A reminder that streaming service use is banned in Britain from Christmas Eve - Boxing Day. You must plan your viewing using the Radio Times, just like people did back in baby Jesus' day.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Why am I so tired? *enumerates events of past 4 days* Ah.

Fun fact: when Michael Flatley drinks champagne he turns into Michael Bublé.

Looking forward to returning to Belfast next month cqaf.com/robin-ince-t...

Broken brain, broken body, broken emotions but still I skip along pig-headedly cheerful because of all the good bits* 😁 *People. People are amazing.

Trump's narcissism goes to 11.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Once again I have lost the thing and will have to do without the thing for a week or so until I stumble across it in the place where I carefully and deliberately put it.

Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/

A non-autistic friend who cancelled plans is really sorry to give you five hours of your delicious routine back, it has been rumoured.

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

We found that the fix to address the DoS vulnerability in React Server Components (CVE-2025-55184) was incomplete and does not prevent an attack in a specific case. This is disclosed as CVE-2025-67779. New patches are available now, please update immediately.

Aaargh. Used a donation platform I wasn't used to and got dark patterned into giving a 25% "voluntary tip". Arseholes.

That's the 16:10 from Manchester just in. Mad for it.

#MUFC: Win against a team with 2 points from 14 games. Press: United are BACK, baby!

A trivial social error has been greatly exacerbated by an autistic person’s unnecessary apology for it, sources have claimed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/123134...

🚀 The 2026 NI Science Festival programme is LIVE + on sale! We’re back 11–22 Feb with big ideas, bold talks, family favourites, late-night labs, and all kinds of curious chaos. Huge shoutout to Hundred Studio for our brand new website! Programme link below nisciencefestival.com/events/

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc

Got a wee Christmas present from me to myself and cancelled Spotify. Bandcamp and Symfonium works well and doesn't make me feel shitty.

And if you got something to say to me Don't try to lay your funny ways on me I know that it's really not fair of me But my heart's seen too much action

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

I very much hope that 1. The GP sorts out my blood pressure soon 2. When I can then move on to ADHD meds, they make life a little less chaotic (I'm chaotic good, but still ...)

It was great when FIFA got rid of Sepp Blatter and all the corruption stopped.

“What was the first code editor you ever used?”

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA

Good work, Guardian caption writer.

Hunger strike in British jails and no one bats an eyelid. Please let’s get the word out. morningstaronline.co.uk/article/brit...

Trump’s War on Woke.

DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power

Raffle ticket link: www.vaultartiststudios.com/shop/p/vault...

New passport received a week after I put the old one in the post. Much quicker than I expected!

I know you're out there somewhere, disgruntled Disney animator. This is your moment. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Bless it, YouTube Music's 2025 recap has tried very hard to get excited about the fact that I only use it to shuffle one playlist

We bumped into Mrs Claus in a shopping centre in the North Pole where she was trying to do a spot of Christmas shopping. She didn’t seem particularly impressed and is coming to the Vault Christmas Market to get her gifts made by human hands instead. Hurrah!!!!!!

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait

Megan Aldrich, 30, works full time in an attempt to avoid starving to death, but is forced to choose between showing up to work and being the sort of person who doesn’t cry in the shower.

Can I remember the chain of events that led to me sorting out the medicine drawer? No I can not. I can remember I was trying to do something time sensitive though, which is better than nothing?

Take 3 on the "get a night's sleep" challenge ... 🤧

in 1st century Judea, the corners of every field had to be left for the poor to pick crops for themselves, every seventh year *all* of the crops from fields and vineyards and orchards belonged to the poor, and all debts of all types were cancelled every 50th year.

Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.

"Leave it, he's not worth it!"