Friday vibes

Doesn't matter how much work you have piled up that needs done it is literally impossible to do anything for the rest of the day after you settle a case

Wow is this the cutest? It just might be! I love my partner in crime @chrisann.bsky.social I love our club so much. Consistent success, fan culture formed by true bonds, unique ideas like this field trip game....hoot @unionomaha.bsky.social is just a special club

Well October is going great I saw some good soccer yesterday and got to spend time with friends and I got drunk and booked a Halloween photo session 🎃

Spent the afternoon outside and boy are my freckles tired

Ick I need new headshots

Lol LinkedIn is the bane of my existence

It feels like two minutes and two decades at the same time.

Happy October!

Please do not give these people whiskey tomorrow

Dear lord Spurs

Some days you just need some flowers

Huge thanks to @comeonyou.bsky.social for this glorious picture celebrating two years of Fox Law tomorrow

I know it's not funny but watching clips of Hegseth flopping around on stage going on and on about what a tough guy he is wearing that ill-fitting suit is seriously sending me 😅

Update I am now lifting weights until I am better at it than Hegseth

I am never lifting weights again

Hey this game is better than I thought so far

There is no such thing as “bad cheese,” there are simply “weak stomachs”

Man can I just say how perfect it is after a long day to take a hot bubble bath, have a glass of wine, light a candle, and listen to a podcast about Stalin? Self care folks

Today was kinda rough but then I was like OK just try to chill out and enjoy your evening and start again tomorrow, and then I remembered Broncos are on MNF

Were people's brains just raptured or what

According to a lady at the store the new way to correctly self check your groceries is at the very end of the conveyor in the bagging area and boy am I wrong and stupid for thinking she was done checking out

I posted this on IG this morning.

This weather is an abomination. 80s and sunny? No thanks

If they didn't want people to graffiti things they shouldn't have made spray painting so much fun 😇

Yikes costar

Just being totally normal

There were like 10 people having a thank you RFK Jr. rally at memorial park. Probably good for that set not to gather in large crowds

Rip to me after my workout but at least my last meal was bagel bin

Just designed this masterpiece

Hot chicks love tchaikovsky right @chrisann.bsky.social

Oh my god I just realized it's Friday

Lol just watched a kid parallel park for 9 minutes right by Creighton that would never happen at UNL

So it is kind of funny that the maga crowd is actually why everyone is going to be priced out of meat. What if they were the soy boys all along?

Spending a lot of time trying to remember if I have garlic bread instead of simply checking for garlic bread

Brisket the butthole causing havoc in the car

I love 90s fashion coming back but do we have to go early to mid 00s? Yuck. Nobody dressed well then and we all hated our bodies. And there were a lot of rhinestones. And low rise are you kidding me

Here is a fat corgi to calm everyone down (me)

Oh no I'm getting worked up about stuff again

Wait is this a ball or a strike, Chief Justice?

I love that I now regularly dumbell deadlift roughly the equivalent of two of our fat corgis (37.5 lbs) and it really makes me want to use them as dumbells

Why didn't Trump just take the stairs

🎯 Ricketts is a bad egg like Veruca, but has yet to fall down the garbage chute. ☹

Lol imagine pearl clutching over Gwar

You know I cant help but think that the world would be a better place if we felt safer being vulnerable with each other and told people how we are feeling without worrying about whether that was weird

Thank god for cheese at least though

Ugh I just booked a mediation on 10/31 and I feel like I cant get away with my zombie costume now 😩

Everything tastes like rye bread is this heaven or is this a stroke

Rapture? I hardly know her!