Avery Wilson seems like a cool dude who didn’t deserve to be interrupted singing the National Anthem just because an odious narcissistic gangster appeared on the screen, so here’s some of his stuff. He’s good. www.youtube.com/user/AveryWi...

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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said it is time for the Democrats to ignore party leaders, embrace a “new vision,” and call for the abolishment of U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.

It is insane how hard the average American has to work to simply afford a life worth living and here's someone with zero experience instantly becoming the head of a thing she obviously couldn't care less about.

New York City fucks so hard....the US should build more of these.

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Once you see a real mayor mayoring, you'll look at your own like

GOP Senate candidate: If elected I will personally visit all of your houses, shoot your wives, handcuff you to the door & make you watch me skull-fuck her lifeless body. Median Republican voter: Wow, a senator in MY home!

That's why we need a good dog with a gun

Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing

Someone's enjoying the weather today

White people.

The comparison I heard was data centers using the same amount of water as golf courses, and for that I was all, my brother in Christ, let me tell you what I think we should do with golf courses

BIG WIN: 8-5! We just passed a temporary data center moratorium and I was proud to be lead author alongside my colleague Jason Chavez, @jchavezmpls.bsky.social 🧵

This is how the Amazon-X War began.

My take on OKC is the state of Oklahoma is so amazingly racist even by US standards they don't deserve to watch brown or black people do anything.

Just imagine explaining the concept of student loans to a dog.

Can’t keep up with high gas prices? I’ve saved thousands with this one weird trick It’s a bicycle, I ride a bicycle, I don’t drive a car at all, I can do everything I need to do on a bicycle or on foot including grocery shopping.

McDonalds: you want small fries? Here you go, here's 6 fries in a paper bag Five guys: you want small fries? Fuck you. *spills entire fry basket into bag*

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

In the year 2026 if you're out here claiming people are right-leaning because of "fiscal policy" you're fucking stupid.

Will continues to erase the many new and existing businesses because it doesn’t fit his narrative From moona moono and tii cup, to litt, queermunity, Cheeba hut, green room, and a much improved uptown theater. Not to mention world class cinnamon rolls at isles or the patios at Nico’s and namaste

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)

This This and This ... are not 3 things... they are one thing

Thinking about my extremely foreign dad who never really picked up English and back when telemarketers used to call he would yell "I'm not interesting!" and hang up

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

I deliberately keep a pretty wide group of friends, age-wise. I have people in close to who are in their 50s to 70s and I have some friends who just recently entered their twenties. The young people aren't lazy. They are absolutely fucked for jobs, fucked for rent, fucked by the cost of living...

I'm going to be real honest here... Any big name Democrat of the last 25+ years that practically left the keys to the facism machine on the table for this jackass to pick up should've really thought more about what might happen to them if said jackass grabs those keys and turns it on.

They're not going to stop with trans. They've realized that they can get away with just about anything if they claim to be protecting "the children." If they roll back gay marriage, they won't stop there either. There is no fucking accommodating these people, they must be defeated & marginalized.

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-... For details on why used car salesmen are a linchpin to the GOP's powerbase, see:

Grabbing a standing NBA player’s neck while sitting might be the most Inspector Gadget shit I’ve ever seen

Minneapolis teacher here, and i am spending my Saturday morning in a 3 hr LETRS training and doing it FOR free. meanwhile, Minneapolis Police get paid $8,000-$20,000 a month in overtime just to STAND BY, not even work. maybe we should prioritize kids & teachers over fascists. just a thought.

You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys

Civility is so respected in the US that being openly angry about anything can make you seem crazy. I hate it here.

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

if you commit a murder there should be an option where instead of going to trial or pleaing you get one chance to tell a joke to a normally selected jury of your peers. If everyone laughs, you're acquitted. if not everyone laughs, you're guilty.

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

The reason Texans always get so excited for a grocery store opening is because there ain’t shit to do here besides eat and drink 🫃

I don't think anyone who has never missed a meal due to their inability to pay for food should be in charge of our Snap benefits program. Cutting people off Snap benefits and Medicaid will end up with dead bodies. #USDemocracy

one of the most dangerous truths of the modern era is this: all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc

I'm going to revolutionize NBA broadcasting by giving viewers the actual tip-off time.

I am QUESTIONABLE to watch the entire game cause of eye pain.

a huge share of the south's moral bankruptcy is downstream from the fact that america gave up on reconstruction. ideally, southern whites should've been disenfranchised, disarmed, shamed, excluded from the social contract pending forced reeducation lasting a generation or more

This is just brilliant by @stano.bsky.social -- a warning that the Southeast ignores at its great peril: Like Los Angeles, you, too, are governed by the laws of geometry. They are cruel, and their punishment, severe. Deny them at tremendous cost. open.substack.com/pub/everyone...

This is quietly one of the most important things that could have happened this year. As MPRB counsel told me: “The park board really must watch the charter commission. That group has always had a bias in favor of deeply centralized government.” This is a concern for all of us.

This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.

I want to add that class in the U.S. is only legible among white people. Black people have been the MOST working class segment of U.S. society for decades AND YET... Black people are consistently written out of the narrative of "working class" USians.