I could use a pair of these for work

the unending quest to stop seeing this motherfucker's face

#Scientology, through its most unhinged front group, CCHR, has roped in another politician, this time in Florida, to forward a bill that advances Scientology's anti-psychiatry agenda. But the church itself spelled out those goals in a secret document we can show you now.

An example of how AI slop is taking us backwards: On YouTube, spammers are churning out videos to game its search engine. The only reliable method for filtering the slop out of search results is to triaging content made after ~2021; any content made after requiring sifting for telltale signs.

Generalissimo Charlie Kirk is still dead

I think these tribbles were assimilated by the Borg

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

It is really weird how Meloni and Salvini continually try to exploit the murder of Charlie Kirk to attack the left in a country where virtually nobody had ever heard of him before, very few care even now and nobody will remember him very shortly.

Buried details: the 18% of kids whose identities shifted over the course of the study were overwhelmingly between binary trans and non-binary or vice versa. The number who shifted between binary cis and trans was very low indeed - out of a subset of 254, precisely *one* kid shifted in this way.

Tales From The Keane Compound #548

Do you know how badly things have to be going in America for us to be owned this hard by the Dutch? The Dutch of all people

Zuckerberg has secured a corrupt court order imposing a fine of $50k on Wynn-Williams every time she criticizes Metaa. It's a perfect demonstration of the techbros complete corruption and subversion of legal process to shield their dealings from public scrutiny. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen

[to the tune of “Tiny Dancer”] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

When you baselessly call LGBTQ people terrorists who murdered Charlie kirk, this is the result. people.com/charlie-kirk...

Ezra Klein:

Only plus side, if Skinny Puppy ever gets back together, they will have a kickass new album name www.them.us/story/trump-...

Ariel Sharon visited a mosque once, too

Cuomo 2025 - No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

Today is as good a day as any to explore our #CultFilmsonKanopy collection because you never know if there will be A BETTER TOMORROW (1986). Actually, we do know, because today we just launched the entire trilogy. To kick it off, go to https://bit.ly/4nzDUm1. Available: 🇺🇸|🇨🇦|🇦🇺|🇬🇧

This is in Jay Jacobs-supported Democrat @tomsuozzi.bsky.social's district. He knew this would happen when he campaigned on his support for ICE. suozziforcongress.com/wp-content/u...

“It’s pretty presumptuous of Jay to declare himself the decision-maker of who aligns w/ Dem Party values. AM Mamdani is running on wildly popular policies that clearly resonate w/ the Dem base in NYC & nationally. Perhaps it’s Jay who doesn’t represent the...Dem Party, not our duly elected nominee.”

A U.S. attorney in Virginia is finding no evidence that NY AG Letitia James broke the law. In America, that’s justice. In Trumpworld, it’s a firing offense. newrepublic.com/article/2006...

Schumer and Jeffries are going to wait until the split is 0 Approve 100% Disapprove, and by then the only thing they may be able to get from Trump is a cigarette and a blindfold.

Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them. They want us all eradicated.

"...is a captivating musical project that blends diverse influences to create a unique and immersive sound." Remember to delete the boilerplate "artist bio" before hitting Publish.

ADAMS: I'm going to inspect your children's genitals to protect the good people of Fort Lee

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

That's GROUPERS. With a "U" not a "Y" We just want the FCC to understand that we know this. www.popsci.com/environment/...

ANTIFA Mech Units, reporting on duty 🫡

Every time I see Substackers talk shit about "Blueskyism" I am reminded of the haughtiness of concubines and courtesans. They thought themselves to be possessed of some grace above other commoners, but in the end their skill was putting up with and putting out to aristocrats.

“For the large majority [of the Harper’s Letter signatories,] Trump’s reign of terror has apparently been less objectionable than the irritating undergraduate and entry-level scolds of the 2010s.”

If you wrote a "Trump distances himself from project 2025" story in 2024 you are either a dupe or one of our enemies. They are cackling with laughter that the media they're now destroying enthusiastically helped them dupe the voters

Since we're playing this racist game, does Melania 'know these people'? Are they from her 'Home Country of Slovenia'?

Cuomo never should’ve reappointed Jay as chair. Hochul never should’ve kept Jay on as Chair when she became governor. Jay should’ve resigned in 2022. His resignation can’t come soon enough. But us state cmt members need to do whatever we can to help install the Chair NY Dems deserve, too.

found the worst car of all time

Trump is going to fire the US Attorney for EDVA because he won't charge a fraud case against Tish James when there is no evidence of fraud. abcnews.go.com/US/trump-poi...

if Mamdani ends Jacobs Adams and Cuomo in one fell swoop he's already the best mayor since LaGuardia

A quick shout to @lon.tv and Tyler Kleinle a.k.a. The Antenna Man who have been on top of this specific issue for probably years at this point. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNuZ...

Disney: Greed shot first

He can always join Likud

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

A beer company sent a trans girl ONE beer and it ignited fascism

🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Harvey Milk and Medgar Evers...both assassinated for their beliefs...were actual veterans unlike career podcaster Charlie Kirk and Hegseth is actively scraping their names off anything he can.

I like to think that, maybe just a little bit, all these republican weirdos saw in real time that no one will mourn their deaths and got sad. It's like accidentally witnessing your own funeral.

Jim Cramer does not believe in free speech. He was a member of the Spartacist League, a sectarian communist cult that disrupts other organizations' meetings as a matter of its dogma. He is still very much the same person he was then.